100Dinge.xml.dual.srt

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(Mann)
<i>Das sind unsere Urgroßeltern.</i>
(Man)
<i>These are our great grandparents.</i>

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<i>Sie hatten 57 Dinge.</i>
<i>They had 57 things.</i>

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<i>Dann hatten sie einen Weltkrieg.</i>
<i>Then they had a world war.</i>

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<i>Und die Inflation.</i>
<i>And inflation.</i>

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<i>Aber sie glaubten an Gott</i>
<i>But they believed in God</i>

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<i>und ein besseres Leben nach dem Tod.</i>
<i>and a better life after death.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Das sind unsere Großeltern.</i>
{\ an8} <i>These are our grandparents.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Sie hatten 200 Dinge.</i>
{\ an8} <i>You had 200 things.</i>

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<i>Dann hatten sie Hitler.</i>
<i>Then they had Hitler.</i>

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<i>Dann hatten sie gar nichts.</i>
<i>Then they had nothing.</i>

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<i>Aber sie glaubten an die Zukunft,</i>
<i>But they believed in the future</i>

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<i>und die versprach Wohlstand.</i>
<i>and that promised prosperity.</i>

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<i>Das sind unsere Eltern.</i>
<i>These are our parents.</i>

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<i>Sie hatten 650 Dinge.</i>
<i>They had 650 things.</i>

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<i>Dann hatten sie die Mauer.</i>
<i>Then they had the wall.</i>

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<i>Und 'ne Akte bei der Stasi.</i>
<i>And a file with the Stasi.</i>

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<i>Aber die Wende kam,</i>
<i>But the turning point came</i>

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<i>und sie glaubten an die Freiheit.</i>
<i>and they believed in freedom.</i>

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<i>Und das sind wir.</i>
<i>And that's us.</i>

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<i>Wir haben im Schnitt 10.000 Dinge.</i>
<i>We have an average of 10,000 things.</i>

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<i>10.000.</i>
<i>10.000.</i>

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<i>Wir haben Wohlstand.</i>
<i>We have wealth.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Wir haben Freiheit.</i>
{\ an8} <i>We have freedom.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Die Zukunft ist da.</i>
{\ an8} <i>The future is here.</i>

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<i>Und jetzt?</i>
<i>And now?</i>

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(Frau, leise) <i>Paul.</i>
(Woman, softly) <i>Paul.</i>

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<i>Du musst aufstehen.</i>
<i>You have to get up.</i>

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<i>Hey, es ist Zeit.</i>
<i>Hey it's time</i>

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Wir sind gerade erst ins Bett gegangen.
We just went to bed.

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(sie lacht)
(she laughs)

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<i>Oh Paul, du bist so ein Morgenmuffel.</i>
<i>Oh Paul, you're such a grumpy morning.</i>

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- Wie viel Uhr ist es denn?
<i>- Halb 10.</i>
- What time is it?
<i>- 9:30.</i>

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{\an8}Fuck!
{\an8}Fuck!

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(Lied: "Faith" von Lake Street Dive)
(Lied: "Faith" von Lake Street Dive)

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(schwungvoller Blues)
(lively blues)

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{\an8}- Wie ist das Wetter?
<i>- Schnee, -2 Grad.</i>
{\ an8} - What's the weather like?
<i>- Snow, -2 degrees.</i>

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{\an8}<i>- Die Aussichten sind trübe.</i>
- Ja. Vergiss es.
{\ an8} <i>- The prospects are</i> bleak .
- Yes. Forget it.

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<i>Paul, rate mal, was heute online erscheint.</i>
<i>Paul, guess what's online today.</i>

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Pharrell Williams'
"Human Race Ultra Boost"?
Pharrell Williams'
"Human Race Ultra Boost"?

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<i>Der Vorverkauf startet in 5 Minuten.</i>
<i>Advance sales start in 5 minutes.</i>

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- Was? Zeig.
<i>- Such mich.</i>
- What? Show.
<i>- Search for me.</i>

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- Wo bist du?
<i>- Hier.</i>
- Where are you?
<i>- Here.</i>

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{\an8}- Wo?
<i>- Hier.</i>
{\ an8} - Where?
<i>- Here.</i>

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{\an8}Oh, Nana.
(Klingeln)
{\an8}Oh, Nana.
(Klingeln)

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(er stöhnt)
(he groans)

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(lachend) <i>Paul, sei nicht so grob.</i>
(laughing) <i>Paul, don't be so rude.</i>

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(Lied läuft weiter)
(Song continues)

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{\an8}Yes! Yes!
{\an8}Yes! Yes!

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(Trump) <i>Fake news.</i>
(Trump) <i>Fake news.</i>

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(Katze miaut, Rumpeln)
(Cat meows, rumble)

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{\an8}(Frau stöhnt aus Lautsprecher)
{\ an8} (woman groans from loudspeaker)

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{\an8}(Klingeln)
{\ an8} (ringing)

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Scheiße.
Crap.

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(Lied klingt aus)
(Song ends)

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- Nicht dein Ernst.
- Was?
- Really.
- What?

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- Was machst du?
- Sport.
- What do you do?
- Sports.

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Mit Erektion?
With an erection?

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- Ah!
- Los, mach hin.
- Ah!
- Go ahead.

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{\an8}- Wo ist der Anzug?
- Im Paket!
{\ an8} - Where is the suit?
- In the package!

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- Welches?
- Unter der Kaffeemaschine.
- which one?
- Under the coffee maker.

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Ich starte mit Nachrichten,
dann tweetet Trump
I start with news,
then Trump tweeted

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und nach Katzenvideos
lande ich bei YouPorn.
and after cat videos
I end up on YouPorn.

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{\an8}Trump, Katze, YouPorn.
Merkel, Eisbär, YouPorn.
{\ an8} Trump, cat, YouPorn.
Merkel, polar bear, YouPorn.

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- Ein Fluch.
- Ich hab's kapiert.
- A curse.
- I get it.

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- Welche Schuhe?
- Kanye West.
- Which shoes?
- Kanye West.

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Die weißen!
The white ones!

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{\an8}- Wie lange hast du gemacht?
- 2:53 Uhr.
{\ an8} - How long did you do?
- 2:53 am.

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- Es reicht, sie ist super.
- Sie hat einen Witz gemacht.
- Enough, she's great.
- She made a joke.

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Heute wird sie verkauft,
Today she is sold

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und du machst Pause.
and you take a break.

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Hey.
Hey.

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Schlaf nicht mit der Arbeit.
Don't sleep with work.

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Ich schlafe nicht mit ihr.
I don't sleep with her.

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Shit! Ich kriege 'n Tumor.
Shit! I'm gonna get a tumor.

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{\an8}Wer zuletzt unten ist, verliert.
{\ an8} Whoever is down last loses.

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{\an8}- (Paul) Hä?
- (Toni lacht)
{\ an8} - (Paul) Huh?
- (Toni laughs)

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(schwungvoller Blues)
(lively blues)

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- Spinnst du? Nicht meine Haare!
- Da gehen welche aus.
- Are you crazy? Not my hair!
- There are some going out.

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- Was? Wo?
- Da. (lacht)
- What? Where?
- There. (laughs)

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Du fällst jedes Mal drauf rein.
You fall for it every time.

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Das ist ein ernsthaftes Problem!
This is a serious problem!

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Du musst die Ölwanne wechseln.
You need to change the oil pan.

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Das ist wie bei Deepwater Horizon.
It's like Deepwater Horizon.

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- Bist du glücklich, Toni?
- Was?
- Are you happy, Toni?
- What?

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Glücklich. Bist du glücklich?
Happy. Are you happy?

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- Wie kommst du darauf?
- Ach... Ich hab da...
- What makes you think that?
- Oh ... I have ...

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Ich bin glücklich, wenn du Gas gibst
I am happy when you step on the gas

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und dein Fuß nicht durchbricht.
and your foot won't break through.

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Beruhig dich. Dann sind halt 2,
3 Leute vor uns da.
Calm down. Then there are 2 or
3 people in front of us.

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(Frau) Die Nummer 126.
(Woman) The number 126.

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Konnte keiner wissen,
dass alle so früh aufstehen.
Nobody could have known
that everyone was getting up so early.

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Die sehen alle aus wie wir.
They all look like us.

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Ich dachte, wir sind was Besonderes.
I thought we were special.

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Haben alle Superideen?
Do they all have great ideas?

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- Toni, lass uns abhauen.
- Paul.
- Toni, let's get out of here.
- Paul.

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Entschuldigung, was pitcht ihr so?
Sorry, what are you pitching?

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Wir sind Minimalisten.
We are minimalists.

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- Ah ja.
- Aha.
- Ah yes.
- Aha.

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Wir leben mit 100 Dingen.
We live with 100 things.

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Deo gehört offensichtlich nicht dazu.
Deodorant is obviously not one of them.

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Und was ist eure Idee?
And what is your idea?

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Unsere App hilft, Unnötiges zu reduzieren.
Our app helps to reduce unnecessary things.

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Wer verdient daran?
Who earns from it?

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- Niemand.
- Der Logik entziehen wir uns.
- Nobody.
- We evade logic.

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Der Mensch muss frei sein,
Dinge müssen einen Wert haben.
Man must be free,
things must have value.

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Wir haben nur eine Erde.
We only have one earth.

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(unisono)
Nieder mit dem Kaufzwang.
(in unison)
Down with the pressure to buy.

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{\an8}(Frau) 128.
{\ an8} (woman) 128.

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{\an8}- Wow.
- Ja.
{\an8}- Wow.
- Ja.

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{\an8}Das...
{\ an8} That ...

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{\an8}- Viel Glück.
- Wow.
{\ an8} - Good luck.
- Wow.

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- Wir sind safe.
- Gott sei Dank.
- We are safe.
- Thank God.

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(rhythmischer E-Bass)
(rhythmischer E-Bass)

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684!
684!

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(Toni) <i>Ähm, hallo.</i>
(Toni) <i>Um, hello.</i>

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Anton Katz und Paul...
Anton Katz and Paul ...

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(Frau) Jaja, gleich zum Interessanten.
(Woman) Yeah, right to the interesting.

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Wir sind in der 13. Stunde,
We are in the 13th hour

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meine Nanny
will zu ihrem Kind nach Polen.
my nanny
wants to go to her child in Poland.

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Antonietta Kärcher,
Senior Talent Scout.
Antonietta Kärcher,
Senior Talent Scout.

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Herr Becht, Herr Dröger,
Mr. Becht, Mr. Dröger,

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die Anwälte der Anwälte unseres Mandanten.
the lawyers of our client's lawyers.

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Das ist David Zuckerman.
This is David Zuckerman.

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- Wer?
- Who?
- Wer?
- Who?

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- Fuck.
- (Paul) Zuckerman.
- Fuck.
- (Paul) Zuckerman.

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(Toni) Der schaut zu.
(Toni) He's watching.

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Na ja, jeder hier könnte
der nächste Steve Jobs sein.
Well, anyone here could be
the next Steve Jobs.

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Das war ironisch.
That was ironic.

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Niemand hier ist wie Steve Jobs.
Nobody here is like Steve Jobs.

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Und, was haben Sie Schönes für uns?
And what nice things do you have for us?

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Es ist ganz einfach.
It's easy.

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Ich habe mich gefragt:
I asked myself:

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Warum ist die Stimme
auf dem Handy für jeden gleich?
Why is the voice
on the phone the same for everyone?

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Egal, ob ich sie benutze, Toni,
meine Mutter oder Sie,
It doesn't matter whether I use them, Toni,
my mother or you,

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es ist immer dieselbe Stimme.
it's always the same voice.

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Ich habe mich gefragt,
I was wondering

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was, wenn unser Handy
eine Persönlichkeit hätte?
what if our cell phone had
a personality?

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Die ganz auf uns abgestimmt ist.
Which is completely tailored to us.

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Wie wollen Sie das machen?
How are you going to do that?

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Die Software erkennt
unsere Emotionen an der Stimme
The software recognizes
our emotions by the voice

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und passt sich an.
and adapts.

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Ja dann, lassen Sie mal hören.
Well then, let's hear it.

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- Jetzt?
- Nein.
- Now?
- no

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Jetzt nicht, das wäre ganz schlecht.
Not now, that would be very bad.

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Äh...
Uh ...

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Natürlich jetzt. Wann sonst?
Of course now. When then?

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Hallo, Nana.
Hello, Nana.

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Ähm...
Um ...

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Nana?
Nana?

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Äh... Nana.
Ehh ... Nana.

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<i>- Was ist, Paul?</i>
- Oh, Gott sei Dank.
<i>- What is it, Paul? </i>
- Thank god.

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Ich dachte, du bist weg.
Aber wo sollte sie hin?
I thought you were gone.
But where should she go?

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(lachend) <i>Paul, du bist</i>
<i>der Lustigste, den ich kenne.</i>
(laughing) <i>Paul, you are </i>
<i>the funniest I know.</i>

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<i>Allerdings bist du auch der Einzige.</i>
<i>However, you are also the only one.</i>

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Das ist ihr 2. eigener Witz.
This is her 2nd own joke.

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<i>- Findest du gut?</i>
- Mega.
<i>- Do you like it? </i>
- mega.

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<i>Habe ich mir ausgedacht.</i>
<i>I made it up.</i>

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- Du bist großartig.
<i>- Nein, du.</i>
- You are great.
<i>- No you.</i>

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- Ach, hör auf.
- (kichernd) <i>Ich liebe dich.</i>
- Oh, stop it.
- (chuckling) <i>I love you.</i>

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Ich tue nur so. Ich falle nicht
auf meine Erfindung rein.
I just pretend I'm not falling
for my invention.

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Sie mag mich halt.
She just likes me.

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Das kombiniert mit Ihren Datenbanken:
Combined with your databases:

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- Die Möglichkeiten sind riesig.
- Nein.
- The possibilities are huge.
- no

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Sie sind grenzenlos.
You are limitless.

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Wir könnten die Menschen
psychologisch beraten,
We could
advise people psychologically

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Alten Gesellschaft leisten,
Kinder trösten.
Keeping old company,
comforting children.

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Niemand muss arbeiten, einsam sein.
Nobody has to work, be lonely.

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Wir könnten die Menschen glücklich machen.
We could make people happy.

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Entschuldigen Sie,
Excuse me,

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hier wird seit 13 Stunden nur das gemacht.
this has only been done here for 13 hours.

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Glück, Glück, Glück...
Happiness, happiness, happiness ...

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Ich habe Sodbrennen
von Ihrem Enthusiasmus.
I got heartburn
from your enthusiasm.

173
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Vielen Dank. Danke.
Many Thanks. Thanks.

174
00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:46,108
Sie fragen sich,
was für Sie dabei rausspringt.
You
're wondering what's in it for you.

175
00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,739
Das sind Pauls Laufwege
in den letzten 9 Monaten.
These are Paul's walks
in the last 9 months.

176
00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:54,242
Und das ist Paul.
And this is Paul.

177
00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,869
All seine Charaktereigenschaften.
All of his character traits.

178
00:08:57,119 --> 00:09:01,249
Während er NANA konfigurierte,
sammelten wir Daten über ihn.
While he was configuring NANA,
we were collecting data on him.

179
00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,459
- Was?
- Wir kennen seinen Humor.
- What?
- We know his sense of humor.

180
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,419
Kennen Ängste und Vorlieben,
Know fears and preferences

181
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,880
aber vor allem seine Schwachpunkte.
but above all its weaknesses.

182
00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,173
Äh, bitte was?
Uh please what?

183
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:13,594
Wir haben ihm zum Test
passende Angebote untergejubelt.
We gave him
offers suitable for the test .

184
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,680
Er hat sie alle gekauft. Alle.
He bought them all. All.

185
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,724
151 Produkte.
151 products.

186
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,270
Schuhe, die er nicht anzieht,
weil sie neu bleiben sollen.
Shoes that he doesn't wear
because they should stay new.

187
00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,565
Basecaps, die er nicht trägt,
weil er sie nicht findet.
Baseball caps that he doesn't wear
because he can't find them.

188
00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:28,401
Kondome, die er nicht braucht...
Condoms he doesn't need ...

189
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,695
weil er sie nicht braucht.
because he doesn't need her.

190
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,321
Was glauben Sie,
What do you think,

191
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,783
würde die Industrie zahlen,
um Paul so gut zu kennen?
would the industry pay
to know Paul so well?

192
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,743
(Vibrieren)
(Vibrate)

193
00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,538
Sehen Sie, das ist meine Nanny. Wetten?
See, this is my nanny. Betting?

194
00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,417
Meine Kinder sitzen sicher
an der Raststätte Frankfurt Oder.
My children are safe
at the Frankfurt Oder service area.

195
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,128
- Darf ich dich mal sprechen?
- Nicht jetzt.
- May I speak to you?
- Not now.

196
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,840
Verarschst du mich?
Ihr habt mich als Köder benutzt?
Are you kidding me
You used me as bait?

197
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,925
Ich konnte nichts sagen.
I couldn't say anything.

198
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,636
Ich wirke wie ein Vollspast,
der alles kauft.
I look like a fat man who
buys everything.

199
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,346
Du hast alles gekauft.
You bought everything.

200
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,557
Nee, ist klar. Ist... Wirklich?
No, that's clear. Is really?

201
00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:01,559
Paul, du bist ein Genie.
Paul, you are a genius.

202
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,020
Aber du bist eine Konsumschlampe.
But you're a consumer slut.

203
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,480
- Du warst perfekt.
- Ich bin keine Konsum...
- You were perfect.
- I am not consuming ...

204
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,690
Pst!
Pst!

205
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,112
Das ist noch nie vorgekommen.
That has never happened before.

206
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,655
Was?
Was?

207
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,033
- Er hat angerufen.
- Wer?
- He has called.
- Who?

208
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,577
Er.
Is.

209
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,038
Er?
Is?

210
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,664
Er bietet 4 Millionen Euro.
He offers 4 million euros.

211
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,042
Warum kann ich mir nicht erklären.
I can't explain why.

212
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,543
- Aber...
- Yes.
- Aber...
- Yes.

213
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,254
Er kommt zur Digital Midget Convention.
He's coming to the Digital Midget Convention.

214
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,964
Er möchte Sie treffen.
He wants to meet you.

215
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,467
(Jubel)
(Cheers)

216
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,760
4 Millionen!
4 million!

217
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,637
Ja! Geil, oder?
Yes! Cool, right?

218
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,056
(Lied: "Remmidemmi" von Deichkind)
(Song: "Remmidemmi" by Deichkind)

219
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,767
(sie singen) <i>Yippie Yippie Yeah</i>
<i>Yippie Yeah</i>
(they sing) <i>Yippie Yippie Yeah </i>
<i>Yippie Yeah</i>

220
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,393
<i>Krawall und Remmidemmi!</i>
<i>Riots and Remmidemmi!</i>

221
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,937
Reden wir noch über die Festanstellung?
Are we still talking about permanent employment?

222
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,689
- Was?
- Festanstellung!
- What?
- Permanent employment!

223
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,733
- Jetzt?
- Ja. Ich kann nicht mehr.
- Now?
- Yes. I can not anymore.

224
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,527
Ich wohne unter 'ner Treppe,
wie Harry Potter.
I live under the stairs
like Harry Potter.

225
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,780
Ich muss immer ein Airbnb mieten,
I always have to rent an Airbnb

226
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,823
wenn meine Eltern kommen.
when my parents come.

227
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,118
Hi, du bist also der neue Steve Jobs?
Hi, are you the new Steve Jobs?

228
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,662
- Was?
- Jobs. Steve.
- Was?
- Jobs. Steve.

229
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,081
Job? Hat sie Job gesagt?
Job? Did she say job?

230
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,625
- Betty, sie...
- Hast du den Arsch offen?
- Betty, she ...
- Do you have your ass open?

231
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,502
Ich arbeite 7 Jahre quasi für lau
I work for 7 years for free

232
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,629
und brauch 'ne Festanstellung.
and need a permanent job.

233
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:15,049
Wenn du dazwischen grätschst,
mit deinen Extensions,
If you grapple in between
with your extensions

234
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,302
dann zieh dich warm an,
ich breche dir die Beine.
then dress warmly,
I'll break your legs.

235
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,388
Such dir 'nen Fußballer!
Find a footballer!

236
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,016
Was?
Was?

237
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,476
Äh, nichts.
Uh, nothing.

238
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,436
Ronnie, hast du Paul gesehen?
Ronnie, did you see Paul?

239
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,563
Der feiert irgendwo derbe ab!
He's celebrating somewhere rough!

240
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,774
(Jubel)
(Cheers)

241
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,026
(Lied läuft laut weiter)
(Song continues loudly)

242
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,493
Ja. Ich, äh...
Yes. I, uh ...

243
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,329
Paul und ich wollten ein paar Worte sagen.
Paul and I wanted to say a few words.

244
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,665
Keine Ahnung, wo der ist.
(Jubelruf)
I don't know where it is.
(Cheers)

245
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,167
(Gelächter)
(Laughter)

246
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:54,422
Als mir Paul vor 5 Jahren
von seiner Idee erzählte,
When Paul told me
about his idea 5 years ago ,

247
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,714
war es für uns...
was it for us ...

248
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,133
Langweilig!
Boring!

249
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,885
(singt) <i>DJ turn the music on!</i>
(singt) <i>DJ turn the music on!</i>

250
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,763
- Sorry.
- Da ist er ja.
- Sorry.
- There He is.

251
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,974
- Ja, da bin ich.
- Komm hoch.
- Yes, there I am.
- Get up.

252
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,392
Sorry.
Sorry.

253
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,562
Ich musste mir noch Turnschuhe bestellen.
I still had to order sneakers.

254
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,605
Ok, wo war ich?
Ok where was i

255
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,399
Keine Ahnung. Wo?
No idea. Where?

256
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,902
- Paul erzählte mir die Idee...
- Ja.
- Paul told me the idea ...
- Yes.

257
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,030
- Uns war nicht klar...
- Habe ich ihm erzählt.
- We didn't realize ...
- I told him.

258
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,242
- War für uns unvorstellbar...
- Unvorstellbar.
- It was unimaginable for us ...
- Unimaginable.

259
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,495
- Mit 'nem Angebot...
- Wuh! Riesenangebot.
- With an offer ...
- Wuh! Huge offer.

260
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,998
- Machst du weiter so?
- Ups. Nein.
- are you doing it like this?
- oops. No.

261
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,499
- Sorry.
- Ok.
- Sorry.
- Ok.

262
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,084
- Bitte.
- Danke.
- You're welcome.
- Thanks.

263
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,756
Wir wollten uns bei euch
für eure harte Arbeit bedanken.
We wanted to
thank you guys for your hard work.

264
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,259
Toni bekam erst mit 17 Schamhaare.
Toni only got pubic hair when she was 17.

265
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,012
Als Letzter in der Klasse.
Last in class.

266
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:47,433
Er war überhaupt
sehr spät dran für sein Alter.
He was really
late for his age anyway .

267
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,269
Er stopfte sich Klopapier
in die Unterhose.
He stuffed toilet paper
into his underpants.

268
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,854
(Toni und Paul lachen)
(Toni and Paul laugh)

269
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,064
Ich verstehe, was das wird.
I understand what that will be.

270
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,526
Deswegen braucht er Muckis.
Und Statussymbole.
That's why he needs muscles.
And status symbols.

271
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,528
Die Konsumschlampe ist noch sauer.
The consumer bitch is still mad.

272
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,238
Wer ist die Konsumschlampe?
Who is the consumer slut?

273
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,740
- Das ärgert dich.
- Du.
- That annoys you.
- you.

274
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,202
- Du hast keine Selbstkontrolle.
- Uhr, Anzug...
- You have no self-control.
- watch, suit ...

275
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,787
Paul hat 'ne Standleitung zu Amazon.
Paul has a dedicated line to Amazon.

276
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,499
- Und keine Disziplin!
- Meine Haare gehen aus.
- And no discipline!
- My hair is going out.

277
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,960
Ich kann ohne alles,
ich definiere mich nicht darüber.
I can do without everything,
I don't define myself by it.

278
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,588
Du hältst keinen Tag
ohne deinen Scheiß aus.
You can't go a day
without your shit.

279
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,298
- 100 Tage.
- Niemals.
- 100 days.
- No way.

280
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,591
Wetten?
Betting?

281
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,093
Paul, Paul, Paul.
Paul, Paul, Paul.

282
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,930
Ich tue alles weg. Kannst du das auch?
I put everything away. Can you do that too

283
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,598
- Hm?
- Alles?
- Hm?
- Everything?

284
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,975
- Alles, was wir besitzen?
- Ja, all...
- Everything we own?
- Yes, all ...

285
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,685
Jeden Tag kommt was zurück.
Something comes back every day.

286
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,354
Ach so. Ja.
I see. Yes.

287
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,980
Wer aufgibt,
Who gives up

288
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:39,235
überschreibt der Belegschaft
die Hälfte seiner Anteile.
overwrites
half of its shares to the workforce .

289
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,153
(anschwellender Jubel)
(rising cheers)

290
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,948
(Ronnie) Das gibt's nicht!
(Ronnie) That doesn't exist!

291
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,116
- Bist du bescheuert?
- Oh.
- Are you stupid?
- oh

292
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,285
Oh, da zieht er den Schwanz ein.
Oh, there he pulls in his tail.

293
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,871
Wenn's ums Geld geht, wird er vorsichtig.
When it comes to money, he gets cautious.

294
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,207
- Weil er geizig ist.
- Du Geizhals!
- Because he's stingy.
- You curmudgeon!

295
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,793
(Buhrufe)
(Boos)

296
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,255
(Menge) Toni, Toni, Toni...
(Crowd) Toni, Toni, Toni ...

297
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:02,508
- Toni, Toni...
- Paul, Paul, Paul...
- Toni, Toni ...
- Paul, Paul, Paul ...

298
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,010
(lauter Jubel)
(loud cheers)

299
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,932
Jetzt haben wir 10 Aufpasser,
die auf Fehler warten.
Now we have 10 watchdogs
waiting for mistakes.

300
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,561
Die haben gesoffen.
Bis morgen ist das vergessen.
They drank.
That'll be forgotten by tomorrow.

301
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,118
(Aufschrei)
(Outcry)

302
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,380
Toni.
(Klappern)
Toni.
(Clatter)

303
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,507
- (Frau) Zum Frisör.
- Shit.
- (woman) To the hairdresser.
- Shit.

304
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,801
(2. Frau) Jutta, brauchst du Hilfe?
(2nd wife) Jutta, do you need help?

305
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,428
Fuck.
Fuck.

306
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,183
Das ist ja toll.
That's great.

307
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,227
Hallo.
Hi there.

308
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,064
- (Junge) Ja!
- Ja. Das ist ein Penis.
- (boy) Yeah!
- Yes. It's a penis.

309
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,608
Die Vorhaut.
The foreskin.

310
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,736
- Genau. So was hast du auch.
- Äh, ich...
- I agree. You have something like that too.
- Uh, I ...

311
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,280
Super, dass er sieht, was ihm bevorsteht.
It's great that he sees what's in store for him.

312
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,699
Elke und ich können da nicht helfen.
Elke and I can't help.

313
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,161
Guck mal, wie 'ne Python
mit Rollkragenpullover.
Look, like a python
with a turtleneck.

314
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,997
Jutta, ich muss gehen. Schönen Tag.
Jutta, I have to go. Nice day.

315
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,670
Toni?
Toni?

316
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,842
Oh Gott.
Oh God.

317
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,100
(Toni) Mhm?
(Toni) Mhm?

318
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,977
Gott sei Dank, du lebst.
Thank god you're alive

319
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,730
Alles ist weg. Möbel, Wertsachen...
Everything is gone. Furniture, valuables ...

320
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,982
Mein Handy. Wir müssen die Polizei...
My mobile phone. We need the police ...

321
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,109
Du siehst aus wie ein Steak.
You look like a steak.

322
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:48,072
- Übernachtung auf der Heizung.
- Wieso? Was ist passiert?
- Overnight on the heater.
- How so? What happened?

323
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,574
Dir darf man keinen Alkohol geben.
You can't be given alcohol.

324
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,869
Ich hab 'nen Filmriss.
War bestimmt was im Drink.
I've got a tear in the film.
Was definitely something in the drink.

325
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,871
Das kennt man aus den Medien.
You know that from the media.

326
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,624
K.-o.-Tropfen, ausgeraubt, ver... Was?
Knockout drops, robbed, ruined ... What?

327
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,126
Aua.
No.

328
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,005
Ausziehen! Ausziehen...
Take off! Take off...

329
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,968
Nee.
No.

330
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,469
Jep.
Give.

331
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,305
- Nee. Nee...
- Doch, und es war deine Idee.
- Nope. Nah ...
- Yes, and it was your idea.

332
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,557
Das kann keiner ernst nehmen.
Nobody can take that seriously.

333
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,143
Hat keiner,
bis du Anteile versprochen hast.
Nobody has
until you've promised shares.

334
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,562
Unter Alkoholeinfluss. Das gilt nicht.
Under the influence of alcohol. That doesn't apply.

335
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,147
Natürlich nicht.
Of course not.

336
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,025
Wir sagen beide,
ist nicht, es war ein Witz.
We both say
is not, it was a joke.

337
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,277
- Wir beide.
- Steht keiner blöd da.
- We both.
- Nobody looks stupid.

338
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,071
- Stimmt.
- Was sollen sie machen?
- Right.
- What should you do?

339
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,572
Was sollen sie machen?
What should you do?

340
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,782
(Klingeln)
(Ring)

341
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,910
Schönen guten Morgen.
Good Morning.

342
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,247
Wir haben schön geschuftet,
bis alles drin war.
We worked nice
until everything was there.

343
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,083
Hallo.
Hi there.

344
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,712
Die Miete ist 100 Tage bezahlt,
wir haben zusammengelegt.
The rent has been paid for 100 days,
we have merged.

345
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,131
Ich auch, trotz Praktikantengehalt.
Me too, despite my internship.

346
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,882
Hier sind die Regeln.
Here are the rules.

347
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,261
Immer um Mitternacht
holt ihr eine Sache zurück.
You always bring something back at midnight .

348
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,304
Schuhe und Socken sind eins.
Shoes and socks are one.

349
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,265
Nahrungsmittel gibt's im Büro.
There's food in the office.

350
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,934
Eure Karten und Geld sind hier drin.
Your cards and money are in here.

351
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,854
Wer das aufmacht, hat verloren.
Whoever opens that has lost.

352
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,690
Den Proviant fürs Wochenende
hat Betty geholt.
Betty has fetched the provisions for the weekend .

353
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,443
Superfood und Smoothies gegen den Kater.
Superfood and smoothies against the hangover.

354
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,819
Danke.
Thanks.

355
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,322
Äh, die Regeln muss man ja
nicht so penibel sehen.
Uh, you
don't have to be so meticulous about the rules .

356
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,242
Wisst ihr, was das ist?
Do you know what that is?

357
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,996
Carrie Fishers Bikini
aus <i>Rückkehr der Jedi-Ritter.</i>
Carrie Fisher's bikini
from <i>Return of the Jedi.</i>

358
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:22,458
Der wird bald versteigert.
Wisst ihr, wer mitbietet?
It will be auctioned off soon.
Do you know who is bidding?

359
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,210
Ok.
Ok.

360
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,421
(Paul) Pass auf, Ronnie,
(Paul) watch out, Ronnie,

361
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,674
Toni möchte was sagen.
Toni would like to say something.

362
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,636
Paul hat Schiss, dass er es nicht packt.
Paul is scared that he won't make it.

363
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,224
- (lachend) Ja.
- Die Flasche.
- (laughing) Yes.
- The bottle.

364
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,976
Zu Recht.
Rightly.

365
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,980
Ihr fangt ja bei 0 an.
You start at 0.

366
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,565
Keine Schüssel.
No bowl.

367
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,861
Gläser habt ihr auch keine.
You don't have any glasses either.

368
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,698
So, und... der muss leider auch mit.
So, and ... unfortunately he has to go too.

369
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,036
- Betty.
- Ja.
- Betty.
- Yes.

370
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,585
Du hast gesagt, wir sagen gemeinsam ab.
You said we would cancel together.

371
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,339
Ja. Und dann fiel mir ein,
meine Anteile sind ja safe.
Yes. And then it occurred to me that
my parts are safe.

372
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,175
Gegen dich kann man nicht verlieren.
You can't lose against you.

373
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,804
(Kirchenuhr gongt)
(Church clock gong)

374
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,061
(sie atmen bibbernd)
(they breathe shivering)

375
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,647
Nee, das mache ich nicht.
Nah, I don't do that.

376
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,981
Ich nehme das Auto.
I take the car.

377
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,987
Dann ist das deine erste Sache.
Then this is your first thing.

378
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,572
Was? Fuck. Nein.
What? Fuck. No.

379
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,157
Toni, bring mir was mit.
Toni, bring me something.

380
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,450
Scheiße. Toni!
Crap. Toni!

381
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,078
Au. Ah!
At. Ah!

382
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,996
(schwungvoller Swing)
(lively swing)

383
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,807
(Musik endet)
(Music ends)

384
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,435
- Meine Sachen.
- Arschgeigen.
- My stuff.
- Butt violins.

385
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,438
- (Paul) Alles da.
- Alles durcheinander.
- (Paul) Everything is there.
- All mixed up.

386
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,815
Ok, ganz logisch.
Ok, quite logical.

387
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,817
Ok, ganz logisch.
Ok, quite logical.

388
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,735
Wärmen, anziehen, abtrocknen.
Warm up, dress, dry off.

389
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,487
Bedecken, wärmen, anziehen.
Cover, warm, dress.

390
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,242
Mein Handy.
My mobile phone.

391
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,869
Meine Anzüge.
My suits.

392
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,455
Das ist Kaschmir.
This is cashmere.

393
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,667
Das muss man aufhängen,
das muss man gut behandeln.
You have to hang it up,
treat it well.

394
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,628
(ruhige Musik erklingt)
(quiet music sounds)

395
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,718
(Musik wird lauter)
(Music gets louder)

396
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,611
Nana.
Nana.

397
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,446
Nana, hörst du mich?
Nana do you hear me

398
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,991
- Nana.
- Das ist nicht dein Ernst.
- Nana.
- You are kidding me.

399
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,704
Ich nehme den Mantel. Ich bin fertig.
I take the coat. I'm done.

400
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,372
Und du?
And you?

401
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,542
Das ist deine erste Sache?
Is this your first thing?

402
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,548
- Ja.
- Aha. Rollst du nach Hause?
- Yes.
- Aha. Are you rolling home

403
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,265
Scheiße.
Crap.

404
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,100
Das ist leider gut.
Unfortunately that is good.

405
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,812
- Mach mal den Mantel auf.
- Wieso?
- Open your coat.
- How so?

406
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,858
- Zeig mal.
- Nein.
- Show me.
- no

407
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,113
-Alter!
- Beides Beckham, also eins.
-Age!
- Both Beckham, so one.

408
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,406
Zieh aus.
Move out.

409
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,534
Der Mantel ist zu dünn
und der Pulli zu kurz.
The coat is too thin
and the sweater too short.

410
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,080
Ich habe halt keine
Patagonia-Survival-Ausrüstung.
I don't have any
Patagonia survival gear.

411
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,082
Hose oder Pulli?
Pants or sweater?

412
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,833
Hose. Pulli!
Trousers. Sweater!

413
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,961
Nein, ich kann das nicht!
No I can not do this!

414
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,712
Hör auf. Nein.
Stop it. No.

415
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,506
(Rattern)
(Rattern)

416
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,551
(coole Rockmusik)
(cool rock music)

417
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,393
Hi, ich will gar nicht stören.
Hi, I don't want to bother you at all.

418
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,061
Darf ich mal kurz?
May I take a moment?

419
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,902
- Ähm...
- Pst.
- Um ...
- Pst.

420
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,905
(Klingeln)
Oh, Gott sei Dank.
(Ringing)
Oh thank god.

421
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,198
Danke dir.
Thank you.

422
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,661
Du kannst auflegen, ich hab's.
You can hang up, I've got it.

423
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,955
Ach so. Ich bin für den Mantel.
I see. I am for the coat.

424
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,873
Der Pulli ist etwas kurz.
The sweater is a bit short.

425
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,793
Fuck.
Fuck.

426
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,547
(schwungvoller Swing)
(lively swing)

427
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,135
Wer zuerst zu Hause ist, darf Baden.
Whoever gets home first is allowed to swim.

428
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,637
Hä? Nee, das ist meine Badewanne.
Huh? Nah, that's my bathtub.

429
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,394
Ah!
Ah!

430
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,105
Boah, deine Schultern sind nicht normal.
Wow, your shoulders are not normal.

431
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,024
Du nimmst zu viel Eiweiß.
You are consuming too much protein.

432
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,485
(Musik läuft weiter)
(Music continues)

433
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,211
Und jetzt?
And now?

434
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,308
(Lied: "All The Time" von Bahamas)
(Lied: "All The Time" von Bahamas)

435
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,144
(ruhiger Alternative-Rock)
(quiet alternative rock)

436
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,580
Hm.
Hm.

437
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,344
(Klingeln)
(Ring)

438
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,930
Ich halt's nicht mehr aus.
I can't take it anymore.

439
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,765
Als hätte man auf Pause gedrückt.
As if you had pressed pause.

440
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,267
Keine Musik, ich höre nur meine Gedanken.
No music, I just hear my thoughts.

441
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,727
Man denkt ziemlichen Scheiß.
You think pretty shit.

442
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,605
Noch 5 Minuten,
und ich springe aus dem Fenster.
Another 5 minutes
and I'll jump out the window.

443
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,482
Nimmt der Tag kein Ende?
Does the day never end?

444
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,068
- Es ist viertel vor 9.
- Oh Gott!
- It's a quarter to 9.
- Oh God!

445
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,405
- Was nimmst du als Nächstes?
- Sag ich nicht.
- What are you going to have next?
- I don't say.

446
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,991
Was steht da?
What is written there?

447
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,494
- Nicht abgucken.
- Woher hast du Kreide?
- Don't copy.
- Where did you get chalk from?

448
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,246
Du bescheißt. Ich will Kreide.
You shit. I want chalk.

449
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,207
- Mir ist langweilig.
- Da musst du durch.
- I'm bored.
- You have to go through that.

450
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,543
Du kannst jederzeit aufgeben.
You can give up anytime.

451
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,462
- Fick dich!
- Na, hör mal.
- Fuck you!
- Listen.

452
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:43,839
Mama.
Mama.

453
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,424
Ich wollte anrufen, dein Handy ist aus.
I wanted to call, your cell phone is off.

454
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,218
Ich weiß!
I know!

455
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,138
Ihr macht was?
You doing what

456
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,348
- 100 Tage...
- ...100 Dinge.
- 100 days ...
- ... 100 things.

457
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,891
Aha. Warum?
Aha. Why?

458
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,561
- Ist doch klar.
- Ja?
- It is obvious.
- Yes?

459
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,729
- Ja?
- Eine politische Aktion.
- Yes?
- A political action.

460
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,398
Äh, das...
Uh, that ...

461
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,109
Ein Zeichen gegen den ganzen Konsum.
A sign against all consumption.

462
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,822
Ja, kann man so sagen. Ja.
Yes, you can say so. Yes.

463
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,534
Mensch, endlich
kommt ihr mal in die Puschen.
Man, finally
you come to the puschen.

464
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,370
Ich dachte, ihr habt gar kein Rückgrat.
I thought you didn't have a backbone at all.

465
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:18,999
Wir wurden '89 mit Wasserwerfer
von der Mauer geputzt.
We were
cleaned from the wall with water cannons in '89 .

466
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,543
Nur damit wir kaufen, kaufen, kaufen.
Just so we can buy, buy, buy.

467
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,420
Wo bleibt da der Mensch?
Where is the person in that?

468
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,089
- Wolfgang?
- Geld ist nicht das Einzige.
- Wolfgang?
- Money isn't the only thing.

469
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:29,426
Wie läuft es denn eigentlich
mit euer Dings-App?
How's
your thing app going ?

470
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,636
Ihr habt einen Interessenten?
Do you have a prospect?

471
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,430
- Ja, aber das ist...
- Ja.
- Yeah, but that's ...
- Yeah.

472
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,808
Was kriegt man denn für so was? 5000?
What do you get for something like that? 5000?

473
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,978
- Nicht ganz.
- 4?
- Not quite.
- 4?

474
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,814
Renate, hör doch auf. Ich bin stolz.
Renate, stop it. I am proud.

475
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,524
Die Jugend wacht auf.
The youth are waking up.

476
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,902
Männer, ich spendiere was zu Essen.
Men, I'll buy something to eat.

477
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,237
- Gib mal Geld.
- Ja.
- Give some money.
- Yes.

478
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:51,281
An der Ecke ist ein McDonald's.
There's a McDonald's on the corner.

479
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,574
Gut.
Gut.

480
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,492
Teufelskerle!
Bastards!

481
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,457
89' hat er für freie Wahlen gekämpft,
89 'he fought for free elections,

482
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,376
jetzt wählt er bald die AfD
oder gar nicht.
now he will soon vote for the AfD
or not at all.

483
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:07,297
Es macht ihn fertig,
dass Marx am Ende doch recht hatte.
It makes him mad
that Marx was right in the end.

484
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,467
Apropos Marx.
Apropos Marx.

485
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,846
Wie geht's deiner Mutter?
How is your mother

486
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,266
Ja, fliegt durch die Welt
Yes, fly through the world

487
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:21,519
und hält Vorträge
über das Ende des Westens.
and lectures
on the end of the west.

488
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,897
Manche Leute fallen immer auf die Füße.
Some people always fall on their feet.

489
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:26,441
Meistens anderen Leuten, ja.
Mostly other people, yes.

490
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,071
Müde siehst du aus.
You look tired.

491
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,324
Isst du auch genug? Hm?
(Paul stöhnt)
Do you eat enough too? Hm?
(Paul groans)

492
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:37,160
Dein Vater und ich fahren an die Ostsee.
Your father and I are going to the Baltic Sea.

493
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,828
Ich habe einige Coupons.
I have some coupons.

494
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,081
Ich brauche etwas Romantik.
I need some romance.

495
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,000
Sonst vergesse ich,
warum wir verheiratet sind.
Otherwise I'll forget
why we're married.

496
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,086
Paul, du guckst nach Oma.
Paul, you're checking on Grandma.

497
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,004
Die putzt sonst die Fenster.
Otherwise she cleans the windows.

498
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,422
Och nee, Mama.
Oh no, Mama.

499
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,758
Anton, grins nicht so.
Anton, don't grin like that.

500
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,468
Du gehst mit.
You go with

501
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,179
Und zieht euch was an.
And get dressed.

502
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,768
(Lied: "Schüttel deinen Speck"
von Peter Fox)
(Song: "Shake Your Bacon"
by Peter Fox)

503
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,188
(Jubel)
(Cheers)

504
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,649
(Belegschaft) Go! Go! Go!
(Workforce) Go! Go! Go!

505
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,069
(flotter Hip-Hop)
(great Hip-Hop)

506
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,100
(Aufseufzen)
(Sigh)

507
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,769
- Hallo, Nana.
<i>- Ich habe dich vermisst.</i>
- Hello, Nana.
<i>- I missed you.</i>

508
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,062
Ich dich auch.
I also you.

509
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,231
(Kusslaute)
(Kissing sounds)

510
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,066
Keine Witze, zeig es.
No kidding, show it.

511
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,736
<i>Wie soll ich das zeigen?</i>
<i>Du machst doch Witz...</i>
<i>How am I supposed to show that? </i>
<i>You're kidding ...</i>

512
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,030
Nana?
Nana?

513
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,036
(Schnarchen)
(Snoring)

514
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,664
Fuck.
Fuck.

515
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,379
(lässige Musik)
(casual music)

516
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,307
Ist das nicht Betrug?
Isn't that a fraud?

517
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,395
Ich schlief 0,02 Stunden,
habe Rücken und Hals.
I slept for 0.02 hours,
my back and my neck.

518
00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:31,316
Ich kacke nicht, weil ihr uns
Müsliriegel und Bananen gebt.
I don't poop because you give us
granola bars and bananas.

519
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,069
Ein Wort, und ich schiebe dir
R2D2 in den Arsch.
One word and I'll shove
R2D2 up your ass.

520
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:35,779
Alles klar.
All right.

521
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,489
- Ok.
- Super.
- Approx.
- Cool.

522
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,783
- (Toni) Paul?
- Komme.
- (Toni) Paul?
- Come on.

523
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,577
Betty?
Betty?

524
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,746
- Hm?
- Ich schwenke um.
- huh?
- I turn around.

525
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,832
- 500 auf Toni.
- Dann setzt niemand auf Paul.
- 500 on Toni.
- Then nobody is betting on Paul.

526
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,542
Gegen wen wetten wir dann?
Then who are we betting against?

527
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:53,213
<i>Zuckerman freut sich</i>
<i>immens auf das Treffen.</i>
<i>Zuckerman is really looking forward </i>
<i>to the meeting.</i>

528
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,508
<i>Sie haben einen</i>
<i>Sicherheitsleitfaden erhalten.</i>
<i>You have received a </i>
<i>safety guide.</i>

529
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,259
<i>Der Mann ist mehr Wert</i>
<i>The man is worth more</i>

530
00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:01,179
<i>als das Bruttoinlandsprodukt Österreichs.</i>
<i>than the gross domestic product of Austria.</i>

531
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,810
<i>Humor. Das mit Österreich.</i>
<i>Er ist dreimal so viel Wert.</i>
<i>Humor. That with Austria. </i>
<i>It's worth three times as much.</i>

532
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,228
(Knall)
(Knall)

533
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,980
Die Sicherheitsbestimmungen. Die Hälfte.
The safety regulations. The half.

534
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,941
Das Papier ist ausgegangen.
The paper ran out.

535
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,693
- Paul, deine Mutter rief an...
- Fuck!
- Paul, your mother called ...
- Fuck!

536
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,822
Oma?
Oma?

537
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,283
Schau, wen ich mitgebracht habe.
Look who I brought with me.

538
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,204
Oma?
Oma?

539
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,125
- Ah!
- Ah! Oma!
- Ah!
- Ah! Oma!

540
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,460
Aus Protest?
Out of protest?

541
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,755
- Wir haben alles weggeräumt.
- Aber Paul verliert.
- We put everything away.
- But Paul is losing.

542
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,299
Wer ist das?
Who is this?

543
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,387
- Ich bin's, Toni.
- Anton Katz, Oma.
- It's me, Toni.
- Anton Katz, grandma.

544
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:45,306
- Der bei uns gewohnt hat.
- Weiß ich doch.
- Who lived with us.
- I know.

545
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,643
- Wer?
- (beide) Toni.
- Who?
- (both) Toni.

546
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:49,936
Toni.
Toni.

547
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,021
Der hübsche Toni?
Pretty Toni?

548
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,648
- Oh, ey.
- Genau.
- Oh, ey.
- I agree.

549
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,736
Du hast mein Räuchermännchen
runtergeschubst.
You pushed my smoker
down.

550
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,154
Fehlt jetzt ein Arm.
Now an arm is missing.

551
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,323
- Nee, das war Paul.
- Wie bitte? Na, hör mal.
- Nah, that was Paul.
- I beg your pardon? Listen.

552
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,325
Du hast es mir weggezogen.
You pulled it away from me.

553
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,703
Da durftest du einmal was nicht haben.
You weren't allowed to have something there.

554
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,204
Meine Oma, mein Männchen.
My grandma, my male.

555
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,123
Du bist so kleinherzig.
You are so petty.

556
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,417
Mama hat dir den Intershop leergekauft.
Mama bought you the Intershop empty.

557
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,335
Ich hatte Kackjeans, du Lego.
I had crap jeans, you Lego.

558
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,546
Habt ihr keine Frauen?
Don't you have women?

559
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,591
Äh, nee, Oma. Wir haben keine Zeit.
Uh, no, grandma. We have no time.

560
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,970
Seit Anna Kloske
war er nicht mehr verliebt.
He hasn't been in love since Anna Kloske .

561
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,055
Was ist mit der passiert?
What happened to her?

562
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,850
Die hat mich für 'n anderen verlassen.
She left me for someone else.

563
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,477
Für wen?
For whom?

564
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:32,562
Hm.
Hm.

565
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,857
- Ey, bitte.
- Nicht, oder?
- Hey, please.
- Not or?

566
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,610
Das war 12. Klasse. Komm drüber hinweg.
That was 12th grade. Get over it.

567
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,029
- Ich hatte schöne, lange...
- Lange?
- I had beautiful, long ...
- Long?

568
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,614
- ...Beziehungen.
- Schön?
- ...Relationships.
- Nice?

569
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,784
Dir muss jede Nacht
'ne andere sagen, du seist geil.
Every night
someone else has to tell you that you are horny.

570
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,076
Zicken waren das.
They were bitches.

571
00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,662
Besser als Bumsnudeln
mit gemachten Titten.
Better than noodles
with boobs made.

572
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,748
Eine mit Charakter kriegst du nicht.
You don't get one with character.

573
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,375
Die riecht, dass mit dir was nicht stimmt.
It smells that something is wrong with you.

574
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,631
Ich suche mal das Räuchermännchen.
I'm looking for the smoker.

575
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,841
Soll 'ne Friedenspfeife rauchen.
Should smoke a peace pipe.

576
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,891
<i>Nana, guck mal. Der hier?</i>
<i>Nana, look. This here?</i>

577
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,851
<i>- Der ist schön.</i>
<i>- Oder...</i>
<i>- It's nice. </i>
<i>- Or ...</i>

578
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,144
Oder der?
Or the?

579
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,896
Zu den Sneaker...
To the sneakers ...

580
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,106
ganz klar Óscar de la Renta.
ganz klar Oscar de la Renta.

581
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,235
(sie stöhnt)
(She moans)

582
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,111
Oh.
Oh.

583
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,488
Hallo.
Hi there.

584
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:27,200
Das Rauchen klappt noch nicht so gut?
Smoking not working so well yet?

585
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:30,370
Die ist vom Wachmann. Gehört zum Outfit.
It's from the security guard. Belongs to the outfit.

586
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,121
Machst du mal ein Bild?
Will you take a picture

587
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:33,998
Klar.
Clear.

588
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,504
(entferntes Gelächter)
(distant laughter)

589
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,757
- (Nana) <i>Gut, oder?</i>
- (Frau) Jetzt was anderes.
- (Nana) <i>Good, right? </i>
- (woman) Now something else.

590
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,509
(Paul) Ok, pass auf.
(Paul) Ok, watch out.

591
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,845
Nana, hörst du mich?
Nana do you hear me

592
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,973
<i>Tut mir leid,</i>
<i>dein Datenvolumen ist aufgebraucht.</i>
<i>I'm sorry, </i>
<i>your data volume has been used up.</i>

593
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,933
Was? Das kann nicht sein.
What? That can not be.

594
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:55,144
Was macht ihr eigentlich hier?
Ein Kunstprojekt?
What are you doing here?
An art project?

595
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,729
Das ist 'ne Wette.
It's a bet.

596
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,567
- 'ne Wette?
- 100 Tage ohne Konsum.
- a bet?
- 100 days without consumption.

597
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,319
- Seid ihr Ökostreusel?
- Nicht wirklich.
- Are you eco sprinkles?
- Not really.

598
00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,029
- Warum dann?
- Einfach so.
- Why then?
- Just because.

599
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,573
Bescheuert.
Stupid.

600
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,033
Du trägst BH überm Kleid und lebst hier.
You wear a bra over your dress and you live here.

601
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:12,829
- Das ist Fashion und nein.
- Willst du ein Date mit mir?
- This is fashion and no.
- Do you want a date with me?

602
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:16,040
Ich hab die Abbiegung verpasst.
I missed the turn.

603
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,333
- Was?
- Was?
- What?
- What?

604
00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,795
Ja, ein... Date.
Yes, a ... date.

605
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,135
Ein Date?
A date?

606
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,179
Fuck, ich habe nichts anzuziehen.
Fuck, I have nothing to wear.

607
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,682
Du kochst keinen vegetarischen Scheiß.
You don't cook vegetarian shit.

608
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:37,854
Was sagst du jetzt?
What are you saying now

609
00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,523
Ich kriege keine mit Charakter?
I don't get one with character?

610
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,193
(Frau) <i>Haben Sie Internetprobleme?</i>
(Woman) <i>Do you have internet problems?</i>

611
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,529
<i>- Sagen Sie 4.</i>
- (Paul) 4.
<i>- Say 4th</i>
- (Paul) 4th

612
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:49,115
<i>Aufgrund erhöhter Anrufzahlen,</i>
<i>Due to the increased number of calls,</i>

613
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,743
<i>kann sich die Annahmezeit verzögern.</i>
<i>the acceptance time may be delayed.</i>

614
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,955
<i>Die weitere Wartezeit beträgt 27 Minuten.</i>
<i>The further waiting time is 27 minutes.</i>

615
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,791
<i>...31 Minuten.</i>
<i>... 31 minutes.</i>

616
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,419
<i>...45 Minuten.</i>
<i>...45 minutes.</i>

617
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:05,381
<i>Haben Sie im Internet geschaut?</i>
<i>Unter www...</i>
<i>Have you looked on the internet? </i>
<i>At www ...</i>

618
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:06,591
(Knacken)
(Crack)

619
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,844
<i>Customer Service,</i>
<i>Meike Schmid, was kann ich tun?</i>
<i>Customer Service, </i>
<i>Meike Schmid, what can I do?</i>

620
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:11,846
(Spülung gluckert)
(Flush gurgles)

621
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,514
<i>Hallo?</i>
<i>Hi there?</i>

622
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,392
- Nein, nein, nein.
<i>- Hallo?</i>
- No no no.
<i>- Hi there?</i>

623
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:17,936
Nein, nein, nein.
No no no.

624
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,104
(Gassenbesetzton)
(Busy tone)

625
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:26,402
<i>Ihre momentane Wartezeit</i>
<i>beträgt 1300 Minuten.</i>
<i>Your current waiting time </i>
<i>is 1300 minutes.</i>

626
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:29,530
<i>Der nächste Mitarbeiter</i>
<i>ist für Sie reserviert.</i>
<i>The next employee </i>
<i>is reserved for you.</i>

627
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,699
(Klingeln)
(Ring)

628
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,578
Rette mich.
Save me.

629
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,705
Was ist los?
What's happening?

630
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,958
Ich komme nicht aus der Zeitschleife.
I am not getting out of the time warp.

631
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:42,585
Ich kann nicht online,
weil ich nicht zahlen kann
I can't go online
because I can't pay

632
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,004
und nicht zahlen,
weil ich nicht online kann.
and don't pay
because I can't go online.

633
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:48,132
- Oh Gott.
- Ich habe die Hölle gesehen.
- Oh God.
- I've seen hell.

634
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:51,052
So wird die Welt enden. In einer Hotline.
This is how the world will end. In a hotline.

635
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,014
Komm, ich mache dir Leitungswasser.
Come on, I'll make you tap water.

636
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,185
Erzähl was Schreckliches aus deinem Leben,
Tell something terrible about your life

637
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,604
an dem ich mich aufrichten kann.
where I can stand up.

638
00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,899
Wie läuft's bei dir?
How are you doing

639
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,402
- Womit?
- Mit dem Date.
- By which?
- With the date.

640
00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:08,695
Was ist damit?
What about it?

641
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,073
Läuft's schrecklich?
Is it going awful?

642
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:14,742
Nee. Wieso?
No How so?

643
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,329
Weil du nichts hast, um sie zu bewirten,
Because you have nothing to host them

644
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,207
weil du schmal geworden bist ohne Eiweiß,
because you have become slim without protein,

645
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,960
weil dir die Haare ausgehen ohne Pillen.
Because your hair is going out without pills.

646
00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,586
Was?
Was?

647
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,132
- Wo?
- Hinten, kannst du nicht sehen.
- Where?
- In the back, you can't see.

648
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,341
Fällt kaum auf.
Hardly noticeable.

649
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:33,386
Scheiße, ey! Mach ein Foto von hinten.
Shit, ey! Take a photo from behind.

650
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:35,930
- Hast du trockene Augen?
- Was willst du?
- Do you have dry eyes?
- What do you want?

651
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,890
4 Stunden war ich am Telefon.
I was on the phone for 4 hours.

652
00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:40,143
Lebenszeit, die nie zurückkommt.
Lifetime that never comes back.

653
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:43,021
- Mein Handy soll Zeit sparen.
- Leg's weg.
- I want my cell phone to save time.
- Put it away.

654
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,316
- Bitte?
- Leg es einfach weg.
- You're welcome?
- Just put it away.

655
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,069
- Bist du bescheuert?
- Siehst du?
- Are you stupid?
- Do you see?

656
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,321
Du kannst nicht allein sein.
You can't be alone

657
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:54,657
Du brauchst immer irgendwas.
You always need something.

658
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:56,701
Deine Dinge besitzen dich.
Your things own you.

659
00:33:58,244 --> 00:33:59,454
Blödsinn.
Nonsense.

660
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:03,374
Hast du mal überlegt,
warum du all das Zeug bestellt hast?
Have you ever wondered
why you ordered all that stuff?

661
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,793
- Blödsinn!
- Ha! Ja...
- nonsense!
- Ha! Yes...

662
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,004
(Schrecklaut)
(Startling sound)

663
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:10,298
Shit, Shit, Shit.
Shit, Shit, Shit.

664
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:25,605
Nana, wie viele Dinge habe ich gekauft,
seit wir uns kennen?
Nana, how many things have I bought
since we met?

665
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,315
<i>151.</i>
<i>151.</i>

666
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,983
Aha.
Aha.

667
00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,360
Wie viele davon hatte ich schon?
How many of these have I already had?

668
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,571
<i>24.</i>
<i>24.</i>

669
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:38,159
Die Amis wollen die Testversion
vom Programm haben.
The Americans want the trial version of
the program.

670
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,078
- Schick rüber.
- Ja, aber...
- Send over.
- Yes but...

671
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,454
Äh, hallo.
Uh, hello.

672
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,123
Das ist 'ne private Unterhaltung.
This is a private conversation.

673
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:50,296
(leise) Aber warum bestelle ich Dinge,
die ich nicht brauche?
(quietly) But why do I order things that
I don't need?

674
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,674
(leise) <i>Weil kaufen dich glücklich macht.</i>
(quietly) <i>Because buying makes you happy.</i>

675
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,098
Was ist Glück, Nana?
What is happiness, nana?

676
00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:05,103
- Nana?
<i>- Ich kann "Glück" googeln.</i>
- Nana?
<i>- I can google "happiness".</i>

677
00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:09,357
(Plätschern)
(Lapping)

678
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,150
Pst.
Pst.

679
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,902
(Toni) Betty.
(Toni) Betty.

680
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:20,243
Pass auf. Was jetzt kommt,
bleibt unser Geheimnis.
Watch out. What comes
next remains our secret.

681
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,786
Niemand darf es erfahren.
Nobody is allowed to know.

682
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:23,663
Oh Gott.
Oh God.

683
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,248
Was hat Gott damit zu tun?
What does God have to do with it?

684
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:27,500
Ich wusste, irgendwann ist es so weit.
I knew at some point it would happen.

685
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,335
Du bist Grey, ich Steele.
You're Gray, I'm Steele.

686
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:30,962
Was?
Was?

687
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:34,465
Gut aussehender Chef
und schüchterne Praktikantin,
Handsome boss
and shy intern,

688
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,343
die über die Folterkammer
in dein Herz gelangt.
that gets
into your heart through the torture chamber .

689
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,636
Was redest du da?
What are you talking about?

690
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:40,930
Äh, "Fifty Shades of Grey"?
Äh, "Fifty Shades of Grey"?

691
00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:43,432
Habe ich nicht gelesen.
I haven't read.

692
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,894
Vergiss es.
Forget it.

693
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,813
Ich brauche deine Hilfe.
I need your help.

694
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:51,440
Ich habe ein Date, ich muss was kochen.
I have a date, I have to cook something.

695
00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:54,861
- Ein Date. Aha.
- Ich weiß noch nicht, was.
- A date. Aha.
- I don't know what yet.

696
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,905
Jemand muss mir Sachen
aus dem Supermarkt holen.
Somebody has to get me things
from the supermarket.

697
00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:01,367
- Wäre das nicht Betrug?
- Ich würde ja nichts kaufen...
- Wouldn't that be a fraud?
- I wouldn't buy anything ...

698
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:04,829
Die Sachen wären zufällig
im Bürokühlschrank.
The things happened to be
in the office refrigerator.

699
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,747
- Auch für dich...
- 2,5 netto.
- For you too ...
- 2.5 net.

700
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,917
14 Gehälter, 12 Wochen Urlaub, bezahlt.
14 salaries, 12 weeks vacation, paid.

701
00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,713
- Diese undankbare...
- Wir haben den Amis...
- This ungrateful ...
- We have the Americans ...

702
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:17,341
Äh, solltest du nicht mal
deine Linsen wechseln?
Uh, shouldn't you even change
your lenses?

703
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:20,303
Wochenlinsen kann man länger drin lassen.
Weekly lenses can be left in there longer.

704
00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:21,637
Ok.
Ok.

705
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:24,765
- Es ist Zeit für neue.
- Ich kann keine kaufen.
- It's time for new ones.
- I can't buy one.

706
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,059
- Ohne sehe ich nichts.
- Die Brille?
- I can't see anything without it.
- The glasses?

707
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,352
Die Brille...
The glasses...

708
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,813
Hey, ich stinke wie der Ochs am Arsch,
Hey, I stink like an ox in my ass

709
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,317
ich kriege Pickel,
weil ich mich mit Butter eincreme.
I get pimples
because I put butter on myself.

710
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,028
- Schau in den Spiegel.
- Dazu die Brille? Klar.
- Look in the mirror.
- What about the glasses? Clear.

711
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,281
Da sehe ich aus wie 15. Ich hab ein Date!
I look like 15. I'm on a date!

712
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,577
Ihr wollt, dass ich aussehe...
You want me to look ...

713
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,039
Oh Gott.
Oh God.

714
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,373
(Klingeln)
(Ring)

715
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:51,918
Hallo.
Hi there.

716
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,880
Äh, ich hatte in letzter Zeit
nicht viele Dates.
Uh, I have
n't had a lot of dates lately .

717
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,925
Ich kenne mich nicht aus,
aber ich würde ungern
I don't know my way around,
but I wouldn't like

718
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,428
das Stadium überspringen,
wo du eine Hose trägst.
skip the stage
where you are wearing pants.

719
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,891
Musste ich eintauschen gegen die Brille.
I had to exchange it for the glasses.

720
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,852
Ist besser so, glaub mir.
(er kichert)
It's better that way, believe me.
(he chuckles)

721
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,562
Ja...
And...

722
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,022
Komm doch rein.
Come on in.

723
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:14,982
Ok.
Ok.

724
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:20,196
(ruhige Gitarrenmusik aus Lautsprechern)
(quiet guitar music from speakers)

725
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,203
(Knirschen)
(Crunch)

726
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,294
- Schmeckt's?
- Mhm.
- does it taste good?
- Mmm.

727
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,300
Ich habe keinen Pfeffer.
I don't have any pepper.

728
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,844
Und kein Salz. Ich kann nicht kochen.
And no salt. I can not cook.

729
00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,223
Ich habe Wein.
I have wine.

730
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,016
Sehr gerne, bitte.
With pleasure, please.

731
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,229
Darf ich?
May I?

732
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,689
Ach so.
I see.

733
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,204
So.
So.

734
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,131
- Prost.
- Prost.
- Dumbass.
- Dumbass.

735
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:30,308
Ok, Lucy.
Ok, Lucy.

736
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:33,686
Was machst du,
wenn du nicht in Garagen rumhängst?
What do you do
when you're not hanging out in garages?

737
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:37,189
Nein, bitte. Fangen wir nicht an
mit "Was machst du so?"
No Please. Let's not start
with "What are you doing?"

738
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,318
Ich habe keine Ahnung, wer du bist.
I have no idea who you are

739
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,945
Du hast keine Ahnung, wer ich bin.
You have no idea who I am

740
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,406
Wir können sein, wer wir wollen.
We can be who we want.

741
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,616
Also, denk dir was aus.
So come up with something.

742
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:50,244
- Irgendwas?
- Ja, spontan.
- Anything?
- Yes, spontaneously.

743
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:53,789
- Äh...
- Spontan, nicht nachdenken.
- Uh ...
- Spontaneous, don't think.

744
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,042
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.

745
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:57,710
Ich bin Millionär.
I am a millionaire.

746
00:38:58,377 --> 00:39:00,129
Millionär?
Millionaire?

747
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,797
Woher denn?
Where from?

748
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:04,342
Ich habe eine App verkauft.
I sold an app.

749
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,344
Hm.
Hm.

750
00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:08,554
Eine App?
An app?

751
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,641
Ein Millionär...
In 'ner komplett leeren Wohnung.
A millionaire ...
In a completely empty apartment.

752
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:17,229
Ich kann niemandem mehr trauen,
deswegen spiele ich arm.
I can't trust anyone anymore, that's
why I play poor.

753
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,400
Du spielst arm,
weil du die wahre Liebe suchst.
You play poor
because you are looking for true love.

754
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,320
- Wie alle.
- Eine, die mich liebt.
- Like all.
- One who loves me.

755
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,822
Oder deine Geheimnisse.
Or your secrets.

756
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,410
Aber wer kann diese Frau sein?
But who can this woman be?

757
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:34,955
Hm. Gute Frage.
Good question.

758
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:39,502
Auf der Straße
fiele sie dem Millionär nicht auf.
The
millionaire wouldn't notice her on the street .

759
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,962
Sie ist durchschnittlich attraktiv,
She is average attractive

760
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:45,674
aber sie hat
einen exzellenten Modegeschmack.
but she has
excellent taste in fashion.

761
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,803
Durchschnittlich attraktiv.
Average attractive.

762
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,055
Der Millionär aber testet sie.
But the millionaire tests it.

763
00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,432
Er hat alles getan, um sie abzuschrecken.
He did everything he could to scare them off.

764
00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:56,143
- Hat keine Hose an.
- Kochte fürchterlich.
- Has no pants on.
- Cooked terribly.

765
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,271
- Ohne Salz.
- Er macht es möglichst schwer.
- Without salt.
- He's making it as difficult as possible.

766
00:39:59,438 --> 00:40:02,650
Aber, die Frau lässt sich nicht täuschen.
But, the woman cannot be fooled.

767
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:09,490
Also, ich finde,
du siehst toll aus heute Abend.
So I think
you look great tonight

768
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,118
Weit über Durchschnitt.
Far above average.

769
00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:19,250
Da läuft was aus deinem Auge.
Something is running out of your eye.

770
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,627
Irgendwas Gelbes. Nicht reiben.
Something yellow. Don't rub.

771
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:22,837
Oh Gott.
Oh God.

772
00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:25,881
Die sind etwas rot,
aber das ist von den Linsen.
They're a little red,
but that's from the lenses.

773
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,591
Oh Gott!
Oh God!

774
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:29,510
- Oh Gott.
- Alles gut.
- Oh God.
- All good.

775
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,303
Kannst du das bitte halten?
Can you please hold this

776
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,763
Was machst du da?
What are you doing there?

777
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,598
Kamillentee.
Kamillentee.

778
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,600
- Ist das gut?
- Gab's an der Tanke.
- Is it good?
- Got it at the gas station.

779
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,894
Das muss erst mal reichen.
That has to be enough first.

780
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:42,106
- Ah! Das ist kochend heiß.
- Was? Gar nicht.
- Ah! It's piping hot.
- What? Not at all.

781
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,403
Das ist keine Kamille,
das ist Pfefferminz.
This is not chamomile,
this is peppermint.

782
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,280
- Was?
- Riech mal.
- What?
- Smell it.

783
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,412
Sorry.
Sorry.

784
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,539
Hoppla.
Oops.

785
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:02,543
Ich konnte nicht widerstehen,
Krankenschwestern sind sexy.
I couldn't resist,
nurses are sexy.

786
00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,378
Ah ja?
Ah yes?

787
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,214
Darf ich meine Augen aufmachen?
Can i open my eyes?

788
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,341
Auf gar keinen Fall.
Absolutely no way.

789
00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,179
Stillhalten.
Stop.

790
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,267
Ah, mir ist ein bisschen heiß.
Ah, I'm a little hot.

791
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,186
Ich ziehe mir mal was aus.
I'll take something off.

792
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,734
Das ist jetzt etwas unprofessionell.
Now that's a little unprofessional.

793
00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:28,903
Aber...
But...

794
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:33,115
ich bin nicht ohne Grund
von der Schwesternschule geflogen.
I was kicked out
of nurses' school for a reason .

795
00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:35,784
(leise) Achtung, stillhalten.
(quietly) Watch out, keep still.

796
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,623
(Klingeln)
(Ring)

797
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,001
Hallo, braucht ihr vielleicht ein Des...
Hello, do you need a Des ...

798
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,462
- Hallo.
- Hallo.
- Hi there.
- Hi there.

799
00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:48,255
- Wo ist Toni?
- Im Bad.
- Where's Toni?
- In the bathroom.

800
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:51,217
- (Toni) Hau ab! Du störst!
- Was macht ihr?
- (Toni) Get out of here! You disturb!
- What are you doing?

801
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,553
Halt still, sonst rutschen die Teebeutel.
Hold still, otherwise the tea bags will slip.

802
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:57,640
- Teebeutel?
- (lacht) Komm rein.
- Teabag?
- (laughs) Come in.

803
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,727
(Paul) Ich habe 151 Sachen gekauft. 151.
(Paul) I bought 151 things. 151

804
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,562
- Warum?
- Weil's schön ist.
- Why?
- Because it's nice.

805
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,065
- Noch mehr.
- Weil's glücklich macht.
- Even more.
- Because it makes you happy.

806
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,566
Es macht glücklich.
It makes you happy.

807
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,944
- Wahnsinnskleid übrigens.
- Danke.
- Insane dress by the way.
- Thanks.

808
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:12,738
Aber wenn ich kaufe,
um glücklich zu werden,
But if I buy to
be happy

809
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,407
was heißt das im Umkehrschluss?
what does that mean in reverse?

810
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,286
Dass du nicht glücklich bist.
That you are not happy

811
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:21,330
Genau.
I agree.

812
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,249
Sonst würdest du aufhören.
Otherwise you would stop.

813
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:25,626
Warum würde ich sonst mehr wollen?
Otherwise why would I want more?

814
00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:29,255
Das kannst du nicht selber entscheiden.
You can't decide that yourself.

815
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:31,382
Dein Hirn kommt aus der Steinzeit.
Your brain comes from the stone age.

816
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,509
Es hat ständig Angst zu verhungern.
It is constantly afraid of starvation.

817
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:35,511
So ist das geeicht. Horten, Fressen.
That's how it is calibrated. Hoarding, eating.

818
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,388
Ich habe meinen freien Willen.
I have my free will.

819
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,390
Bullshit, den gibt es nicht.
Bullshit doesn't exist.

820
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,351
- Nein?
- Nimm mal dein Handy.
- no?
- Take your cell phone.

821
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,646
Alles hier dran
spricht dein Steinzeithirn an.
Everything
about it speaks to your Stone Age brain.

822
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,982
Du sollst abhängig werden.
You should become dependent.

823
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,442
Es geht gar nicht um Glück?
It's not about luck at all?

824
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,445
Es geht um das Versprechen von Glück.
It's about the promise of happiness.

825
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,740
Die Leute sollen sich bewegen,
der Karotte nach.
People should move, following
the carrot.

826
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,410
Es darf also niemand glücklich sein,
So nobody should be happy

827
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,662
sonst läuft der Laden nicht.
otherwise the shop will not work.

828
00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:03,163
Genau.
I agree.

829
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,919
Äh, aber... Was machst du?
Was macht sie?
Uh, but ... what are you doing?
What is she doing?

830
00:43:09,169 --> 00:43:11,547
- Keine...
- Ich gehe zur Toilette.
- None ...
- I'm going to the bathroom.

831
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,596
Shit, ey. Siehst du.
Shit, ey. Do you see.

832
00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,222
Ich bin hier drüben.
I'm over here.

833
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,641
Du hast sie vergrault.
You pissed them off.

834
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,810
- Was?
- Ich war kurz vorm Elfmeter.
- What?
- I was close to the penalty.

835
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,438
Und das, obwohl ich so aussehe.
Even though I look like that.

836
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,107
Da hältst du 'nen ökumenischen Kirchentag.
You're holding an ecumenical church convention.

837
00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:33,569
- Du quatschst durchweg.
- Das ist wegen Anna Kloske.
- You chat all the time.
- It's because of Anna Kloske.

838
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:36,280
- Was?
- Du bist so nachtragend.
- What?
- You are so resentful.

839
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:39,575
"Komm, lass uns mal über Glück reden..."
"Come on, let's talk about happiness ..."

840
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,911
Ich weiß, was du spielst.
I know what you are playing

841
00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:44,413
Ich mache die heute klar,
I make it clear today

842
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,790
da kannst du dich auf den Kopf stellen.
you can stand on your head there.

843
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,043
Ich dachte, es interessiert dich...
I thought you care ...

844
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,836
- Bring mich zur Tür.
- Hm?
- Take me to the door.
- huh?

845
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,171
Los.
The.

846
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,590
- Warum?
- Zur Tür.
- Why?
- To the door.

847
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,850
Ja, äh, sorry.
Yes, uh, sorry.

848
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,061
Paul musste ins Bett.
Paul had to go to bed.

849
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,146
Er ist weg.
He is gone.

850
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,231
Ich hab's gehört.
I heard it.

851
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,121
Du willst mich klarmachen.
You want to make me understand.

852
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:27,915
Bitte?
Sorry?

853
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,877
Du warst so kurz vorm Elfmeter.
You were so close to the penalty kick.

854
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,464
Das ist ein Missverständnis.
This is a misunderstanding.

855
00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:37,633
Ja, das glaube ich auch.
Yes I believe that too.

856
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:43,138
(Lied: "Don't You Want Me" von Bahamas)
(Lied: "Don't You Want Me" von Bahamas)

857
00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:48,143
(ruhige Gitarrenmusik)
(quiet guitar music)

858
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,236
(er atmet heftig)
(he breathes heavily)

859
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,282
(sie stöhnt)
(She moans)

860
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,581
- Stopp, stopp. Vorsicht.
- Nee.
- stop, stop. Attention.
- Nope.

861
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,500
Stopp, stopp, stopp.
Stop, stop, stop.

862
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:13,502
Oh.
Oh.

863
00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:15,879
Fuck, sorry.
Fuck, sorry.

864
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:18,382
Oh nein.
Oh no.

865
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,512
(Lied klingt aus)
(Song ends)

866
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,681
(metallenes Krachen)
(metallic crash)

867
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,396
(er seufzt)
(he sighs)

868
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:37,276
Oma?
Oma?

869
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,611
Ich mache dir Essen.
I'll make you food.

870
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:41,530
- Oma?
- Ist das schwer.
- grandma?
- Is that difficult.

871
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,573
Ah!
Ah!

872
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,450
Oma, um Gottes willen!
Grandma, for God's sake!

873
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,785
Oma, so was darfst du nicht machen.
Grandma, you can't do that.

874
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:49,496
- Wer macht es sonst?
- Was willst du mit dem Ding?
- Who else is doing it?
- What do you want with that thing?

875
00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:52,124
Neulich waren 2 Jungs hier.
There were 2 guys here the other day.

876
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:54,835
- Ja, das waren wir.
- Weiß ich doch.
- Yes, we did.
- I know.

877
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,253
Ich und Toni.
Me and Toni.

878
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,714
Der hübsche Toni?
Pretty Toni?

879
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,591
(seufzend) Genau der.
(sighing) Exactly that one.

880
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,552
Was hat das mit dem Koffer zu tun?
What does that have to do with the suitcase?

881
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:06,305
Weiß ich auch nicht mehr.
I don't know anymore either.

882
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,474
Den habe ich übers Haff gerettet.
I saved him over the lagoon.

883
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,684
Mehr durften wir nicht mitnehmen.
We weren't allowed to take more with us.

884
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,437
- Darf ich?
- Nur zu.
- May I?
- Go ahead.

885
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:22,070
Wie? Und alles, was du hattest,
hat da reingepasst?
As? And everything you had
fit in there?

886
00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,324
Wir waren 6 in einer Kammer.
We were 6 in a chamber.

887
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:26,909
Im Auffanglager.
In the reception center.

888
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,911
Keiner wollte uns haben.
Nobody wanted us.

889
00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:30,787
Tja, ist fast wie heute.
Well, it's almost like today.

890
00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:32,956
Ja.
And.

891
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:35,083
Die Leute vergessen.
People forget.

892
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,879
Ist das Opa?
Is that grandpa?

893
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:40,797
Zeig mal.
Show me.

894
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,010
Sieht das aus wie Opa?
Does that look like grandpa?

895
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,054
Wer ist es dann?
Then who is it?

896
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,894
Das Kleid habe ich
aus guten Tischtüchern genäht.
I
sewed the dress from good tablecloths.

897
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,564
Brauchten wir sowieso nicht mehr.
We didn't need any more anyway.

898
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,817
- Wie du lächelst...
- Das kann nicht sein.
- The way you smile ...
- It can't be.

899
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:03,946
Doch, guck mal.
Du siehst megaglücklich aus.
Yes, look.
You look super happy.

900
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,448
Na ja.
On me.

901
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:09,535
Wir waren jung, wir haben überlebt.
We were young, we survived.

902
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:12,287
Das war schon ziemlich viel.
That was quite a lot.

903
00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:17,251
(Paul schnieft)
(Paul sneezes)

904
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,045
Was ist denn, Pauli?
What is it, Pauli?

905
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:22,381
Nichts, Oma. Das ist der Rauch.
Nothing, grandma. That's the smoke.

906
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,676
Komm her.
Come here.

907
00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,094
Hm? Komm her.
Hm? Come here.

908
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,680
So wie früher.
As before.

909
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:32,349
Oma, ich bin fast 37.
Grandma, I'm almost 37.

910
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,647
Bei euch war alles einfach, Oma.
Everything was easy with you, Grandma.

911
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:42,943
Ihr hattet nichts
und wart trotzdem glücklich.
You had nothing
and were happy anyway.

912
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,320
Wir haben alles.
We have everything.

913
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:50,075
Wir können essen, wann und was wir wollen.
We can eat when and what we want.

914
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:53,954
Keiner schießt auf uns,
keiner sperrt uns ein.
Nobody shoots us,
nobody locks us up.

915
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:57,416
Es gibt keinen Grund, unglücklich zu sein.
There is no reason to be unhappy.

916
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:00,210
Ihr hattet wenigstens den Krieg.
At least you had the war.

917
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,503
Du Armer.
You Armer.

918
00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,756
Warum ist man nie lange glücklich?
Why are you never happy for long?

919
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,426
(sie seufzt)
(she sighs)

920
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,469
Glück ist wie Wasser, Pauli.
Happiness is like water, Pauli.

921
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,430
Wenn du es festhalten willst,
If you want to hold on

922
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:15,017
dann läufst du mit
geballten Fäusten durchs Leben.
then you run
through life with clenched fists.

923
00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,607
(Toni) Schwester?
(Toni) sister?

924
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:25,027
Ich brauche Ihre Hilfe.
I need your help.

925
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,738
Ich kriege die Tropfen nicht rein.
I can't get the drops in.

926
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:32,200
Hey, nicht gucken.
Hey, don't look.

927
00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:38,498
Stillhalten. Die laufen sonst raus.
Keep still. Otherwise they'll run out.

928
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,542
Ja, ist gut.
Yes it’s good.

929
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,380
Was machst du überhaupt hier?
What are you doing here anyway?

930
00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,299
Es ist noch nicht Mitternacht.
It is not yet midnight.

931
00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,801
Ich wollte sehen, wie du ankommst.
I wanted to see you get there.

932
00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:51,637
Ich bin noch nicht angezogen.
I'm not dressed yet.

933
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:53,388
Ich helfe dir.
I'll help you.

934
00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,019
(ruhige Gitarrenmusik)
(quiet guitar music)

935
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:19,831
Wow. Warum hast du das alles hier?
Wow. Why do you have all this here?

936
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,001
Das ist nicht alles.
That's not all.

937
00:49:27,422 --> 00:49:28,674
Wow.
Wow.

938
00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:31,718
(verträumte Klaviermusik)
(dreamy piano music)

939
00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:38,558
Wow, das ist crazy.
Wow, that's crazy.

940
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:39,851
Ja.
And.

941
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:42,104
Das ist crazy.
This is crazy.

942
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,400
Warte.
Worth.

943
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,116
(Lied: "Waiting" von Alice Boman)
(Lied: "Waiting" von Alice Boman)

944
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,744
(ruhiger Neofolk)
(quiet Neofolk)

945
00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:39,911
(Lied läuft weiter)
(Song continues)

946
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:58,013
Ich würde dich gerne öfter sehen.
I would like to see you more often.

947
00:51:00,056 --> 00:51:01,725
Ja.
And.

948
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:05,520
Unter einer Bedingung.
Under one condition.

949
00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:07,147
Was?
Was?

950
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,900
Was hier drin ist, bleibt hier drin.
What's in here stays in here.

951
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:13,278
Ok.
Ok.

952
00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,363
Du gehst mir nicht nach.
You don't follow me

953
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,116
Ok.
Ok.

954
00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,414
(beschwingte Musik)
(lively music)

955
00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:29,377
(er pfeift)
(he whistles)

956
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,881
(Lied: "Home From Home" von Roo Panes)
(Lied: "Home From Home" von Roo Panes)

957
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,883
(metallenes Krachen)
(metallic crash)

958
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,638
- Hey. Na?
- Hey.
- Hey. And?
- Hey.

959
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,765
- Big day, hm?
- Ja.
- Big day, hm?
- Yes.

960
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,559
- Bist du nervös?
- Nee.
- Are you nervous?
- Nope.

961
00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:29,855
- In 10 Minuten?
- Jo.
- In 10 minutes?
- Yes.

962
00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,859
So gehst du nicht, oder?
Hast du deinen Anzug geholt?
You don't go like that, do you?
Did you get your suit

963
00:52:34,025 --> 00:52:35,986
Anzug oder Tee.
Suit or tee.

964
00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:39,364
(Betty) Oh Gott, sie kommen!
(Betty) Oh god, they're coming!

965
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,578
(Toni) Was machen sie?
(Toni) What are you doing?

966
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,956
- Hol doch die Brille.
- Das würde dir so passen.
- Get the glasses.
- That would suit you.

967
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,001
Steht nicht blöd am Fenster.
Macht was Cooles.
Don't stand stupid at the window.
Do something cool.

968
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,419
Kaffeetrinken?
Drink coffee?

969
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,170
Haut ab, jetzt!
Get rid of it now!

970
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,967
- Was machen sie?
- Ja, nichts, was...
- What do you do?
- Yeah, nothing ...

971
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:05,015
Natürlich fährt er mit Strom.
Of course it runs on electricity.

972
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,145
Sie haben das Protokoll gelesen?
Have you read the protocol?

973
00:53:10,395 --> 00:53:13,523
- Ich habe aufgegeben.
- Seine Augen waren entzündet.
- I gave up.
- His eyes were inflamed.

974
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:16,109
Köstlich. Dröger, notieren Sie den bitte?
Delicious. Dröger, would you write that down, please?

975
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:18,862
Benehmen Sie sich daneben,
verlier ich den Job.
Behave next,
lose I do the job.

976
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:22,240
Ich kann meine Nanny
nicht zahlen, sie nicht ihre.
I ca
n't pay my nanny , she can't pay hers.

977
00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:25,118
Am Ende
dieser wirtschaftlichen Kettenreaktion
At the end of
this economic chain reaction

978
00:53:25,243 --> 00:53:26,995
stellt die AfD den Kanzler.
the AfD provides the chancellor.

979
00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:28,997
Haben Sie verstanden?
Did you understand?

980
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,666
Herr Becht, das Executive Summary.
Mr. Becht, the executive summary.

981
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:34,044
Sie reden nur, wenn man Sie anspricht.
You only talk when someone speaks to you.

982
00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:36,212
Seien Sie freundlich undeutsch.
Be friendly and un-German.

983
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:40,467
Bei Scherzen lachen, Humor unterlassen.
Laugh at jokes, refrain from humor.

984
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:42,177
{\an8}(spricht Englisch)
{\ an8} (speaks English)

985
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:52,854
Hi.
Hi.

986
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:06,159
(Paul) Hi.
(Paul) Hi.

987
00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:10,288
{\an8}Hi.
{\an8}Hi.

988
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:27,180
(männliche Stimme spricht finnisch)
(male voice speaks Finnish)

989
00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:43,154
(Stimme spricht finnisch)
(Voice speaks Finnish)

990
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:49,911
(Stimme spricht finnisch)
(Voice speaks Finnish)

991
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:52,956
Äh, sollte man ihm sagen,
dass er finnisch spricht?
Uh, should you tell him
he speaks Finnish?

992
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,210
(Finnisch)
(Finnish)

993
00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:02,465
(Stimme spricht finnisch)
(Voice speaks Finnish)

994
00:55:03,925 --> 00:55:05,468
Jetzt? Darf ich?
Now? May I?

995
00:55:06,302 --> 00:55:07,345
Ja, natürlich.
Yes of course.

996
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:11,474
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.

997
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:12,475
- Was?
- Bitte?
- What?
- You're welcome?

998
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,060
- Pardon?
- (Finnisch)
- Sorry?
- (Finnish)

999
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,353
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.

1000
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,563
- Bitte?
- Pardon?
- You're welcome?
- Sorry?

1001
00:55:20,775 --> 00:55:21,901
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.

1002
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,279
- Spinnst du?
- Warte doch mal.
- Are you crazy?
- Wait a moment.

1003
00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:41,629
(leise) Äh, was?
(quietly) Uh, what?

1004
00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:52,599
(Paul) Was?
(Paul) Was?

1005
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,324
Was? Entschuldigung.
What? Sorry.

1006
00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:16,664
Was?
Was?

1007
00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:29,511
(Paul) Hast du den Arsch offen?
(Paul) Do you have your ass open?

1008
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,679
(singt) <i>14 Millionen</i>
(sings) <i>14 million</i>

1009
00:56:31,846 --> 00:56:34,682
Hat dir irgendjemand ins Hirn gekackt?
Has anyone pooped your brain?

1010
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,977
- 14 Millionen!
- Hörst du, was ich sage?
- 14 million!
- Do you hear what I am saying?

1011
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:39,687
Hörst du, was ich sage?
Do you hear what i'm saying

1012
00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:43,525
14 Millionen Euro, Paul. So, und jetzt du.
14 million euros, Paul. So, now you.

1013
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:46,694
Du machst krasse Deals
hinter meinem Rücken.
You make big deals
behind my back.

1014
00:56:46,861 --> 00:56:48,196
Warum sagst du nichts?
Why do you say nothing?

1015
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:50,073
- Es gibt keinen Deal.
- Was?
- There's no deal.
- What?

1016
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,658
Das war ein Bluff.
That was a bluff.

1017
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:52,909
Was?
Was?

1018
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:55,036
Der weiß das, der ist nicht blöd!
He knows that, he's not stupid!

1019
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,455
Er kann trotzdem nicht Nein sagen.
He still can't say no.

1020
00:56:57,705 --> 00:56:59,499
- Warum?
- Er will die Daten.
- Why?
- He wants the data.

1021
00:56:59,749 --> 00:57:02,293
Er scheißt auf unsere niedliche App.
He doesn't give a shit about our cute app.

1022
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,337
Seine Währung sind Daten.
Its currency is data.

1023
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:07,006
Es ist meine App! Ich habe sie erfunden.
It's my app! I made it up.

1024
00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:10,301
Und wegen mir ist die jetzt
14 Millionen Euro wert.
And because of me, it's now
worth 14 million euros.

1025
00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:14,264
Es ging nicht ums Geld.
Wir wollten Menschen was Gutes tun.
It wasn't about the money.
We wanted to do good to people.

1026
00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,349
Paul, bitte, hör auf zu heulen.
Paul, please stop crying.

1027
00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:19,436
Die Menschen wissen nicht,
was gut für sie ist.
People don't know
what's good for them.

1028
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,563
Die wollen eins und tun das andere.
They want one thing and do the other.

1029
00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:24,023
Es gibt nur Instinkte und Disziplin.
There are only instincts and discipline.

1030
00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:27,777
- Die, die das wissen, gewinnen.
- Ich scheiß auf so ein System.
- Those who know win.
- I give a shit about a system like that.

1031
00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:30,238
- Darum verlierst du.
- Tu ich nicht.
- That's why you lose.
- I don't.

1032
00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:33,324
- Ich habe oft gewonnen.
- Wer hat auf Paul gesetzt?
- I won many times.
- Who bet on Paul?

1033
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,452
Oh, niemand.
Oh nobody

1034
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:36,744
Warum wohl, hm?
Why do you think?

1035
00:57:36,911 --> 00:57:39,998
Packt ihr die Knarren ein?
Es gibt was zu feiern.
Do you pack the guns?
There is something to celebrate.

1036
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:43,334
Endlich sagt's einer.
Bedank dich mal bei mir!
Finally someone says it.
Thank you to me!

1037
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:45,712
Kommt, wir trinken Champagner.
Come on, let's have champagne.

1038
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:47,922
Ich habe uns ein Vermögen beschert.
I made us a fortune.

1039
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:51,759
Ich vergeude meine Zeit
nicht mit Schwanzvergleichen.
I
don't waste my time comparing cocks.

1040
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,305
Wir wissen alle, wer da verlieren würde.
We all know who would lose.

1041
00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:58,725
Bitte?
Sorry?

1042
00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,769
Vielleicht musst du dich
deshalb so aufblasen.
Maybe
that's why you have to inflate yourself so much.

1043
00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:06,357
- Auf das Level gehe ich nicht.
- Würde ich auch nicht.
- I'm not going to that level.
- I wouldn't either.

1044
00:58:07,108 --> 00:58:10,945
- Es kommt nicht auf Größe an.
- In Asien wärst du der King.
- Size doesn't matter.
- You'd be king in Asia.

1045
00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,239
- Du halbe Vorhaut.
- Aber ich habe eine.
- You half the foreskin.
- But I have one.

1046
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,451
- Das ist antisemitisch.
- Jetzt bist du wieder Jude?
- It's anti-Semitic.
- Are you a Jew again?

1047
00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:18,578
Mein Schwanz ist in Ordnung!
My cock is fine!

1048
00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:19,787
Sagt wer?
Says who?

1049
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,581
Bestätigten mehrere Quellen.
Confirmed by several sources.

1050
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,208
Ah ja? Wer denn?
Ah yes? Who then?

1051
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,460
Zum Beispiel Anna Kloske.
For example Anna Kloske.

1052
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,605
So.
So.

1053
00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,065
Ich setze alles.
I bet everything.

1054
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:48,358
Was?
Was?

1055
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,611
Es bleiben 20 Tage.
Mein Anteil, dass du verlierst.
There are 20 days left.
My part that you lose

1056
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:52,946
Was?
Was?

1057
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:54,364
Komm, du Player.
Come on, you player.

1058
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:57,200
Alles an den Gewinner,
die Hälfte ans Team.
Everything to the winner,
half to the team.

1059
00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,537
Ohne Bescheißen.
Keine Bestellungen bei Betty.
Without shitting.
No orders from Betty.

1060
00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,747
Ich weiß nicht, was du meinst.
I do not know what you mean.

1061
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,165
Ich bin nicht bescheuert!
I am not stupid!

1062
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:07,126
Scampi, Wein im Kühlschrank.
Augentropfen!
Scampi, wine in the fridge.
Eye drop!

1063
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:10,338
- Das ist Betrug.
- Betrug? Wer tauscht ständig?
- That's cheating.
- Amounted to? Who is constantly exchanging?

1064
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:12,298
Wer zählt viele Sachen als eine.
Who counts many things as one.

1065
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,591
- Was?
- Die Haarpillen.
- What?
- The hair pills.

1066
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,843
Die Pillen? Soll jede einzeln zählen?
The pills? Should each count individually?

1067
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,180
Entscheidest du dich für Haare
oder 14 Millionen Euro?
Do you choose hair
or 14 million euros?

1068
00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:21,891
Ey, dein Handy,
das sind 40 Sachen in einer!
Ey, your cell phone,
that's 40 things in one!

1069
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:23,810
Ok, so.
Ok, so.

1070
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:27,313
Ab Mitternacht: kein Handy,
kein Tauschen, alles zählt.
From midnight: no cell phone,
no swapping, everything counts.

1071
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,815
nichts mehr aus dem Büro.
nothing more from the office.

1072
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,234
Wer erwischt wird, hat verloren.
Whoever is caught has lost.

1073
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,905
Deal.
Deal.

1074
00:59:37,699 --> 00:59:40,034
- Hey!
- Du hast gesagt ab Mitternacht!
- hey!
- You said from midnight!

1075
00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:41,703
(alle) Schnell, schnell!
(all) Quick, quick!

1076
00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:49,752
(Lied: "There's Only One Love"
von Ewert And The Two Dragons)
(Lied: "There's Only One Love"
von Ewert And The Two Dragons)

1077
00:59:50,795 --> 00:59:51,963
(Paul stöhnt)
(Paul groans)

1078
00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:55,258
(schwungvoller Indie-Rock)
(peppy indie rock)

1079
00:59:57,969 --> 00:59:59,178
Sorry.
Sorry.

1080
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,333
(Surren)
(Whirring)

1081
01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,887
(Surren)
(Whirring)

1082
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:51,606
- Hast du sie noch alle?
- (Ronnie) Wieso?
- Do you still have them all?
- (Ronnie) Why?

1083
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,483
Hat er dich auf mich angesetzt?
Did he put you on me?

1084
01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:55,234
Nein.
No.

1085
01:00:55,485 --> 01:00:57,195
Warum spionierst du nur mir nach?
Why are you only spying on me?

1086
01:00:58,029 --> 01:01:00,531
Größere Wahrscheinlichkeit des Meltdowns.
Greater likelihood of meltdown.

1087
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:02,075
Schäm dich.
Shame on you.

1088
01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,368
Schämt euch alle!
Shame on you all!

1089
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:06,454
14 Millionen.
Da hört die Freundschaft auf.
14 million.
That is where the friendship ends.

1090
01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,498
Mal beißen?
Bite

1091
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:12,001
- Äh, Paul?
- Ja, was ist denn?
- Uh, Paul?
- Yeah, what is it?

1092
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,336
Deine Mutter.
Your mother.

1093
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,463
Gestern? Warum sagst du nichts?
Yesterday? Why do you say nothing?

1094
01:01:15,713 --> 01:01:17,340
Dein Handy war aus.
Your cell phone was off.

1095
01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:20,301
- Oh Shit. Stimmt.
- Ist ja alles gut gegangen.
- Oh shit. Right.
- Everything went well.

1096
01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:24,013
Sie hat einen Gips
und ist etwas neben der Kappe.
She has a cast
and is something next to the cap.

1097
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,350
Aber du kannst sie besuchen.
Sie freut sich.
But you can visit them.
She is happy.

1098
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,477
Alles ist fremd im Krankenhaus.
Everything is strange in the hospital.

1099
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,312
Papa ist gerade da.
Papa is just here.

1100
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:34,107
So eine Kacke.
Was macht die auch immer?
What a shit.
Whatever is she doing?

1101
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:37,360
Es war absehbar,
dass sie mal wo runterfällt.
It was foreseeable
that it would fall down somewhere.

1102
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,362
Sie lässt sich ja nichts sagen.
She can't be told anything.

1103
01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:41,781
Was machst du mit ihren Sachen?
What do you do with her things

1104
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,701
Gucken, was sie mitnehmen kann ins Heim.
See what she can take home with her.

1105
01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:48,121
- Ins Heim?
- (stöhnt) Pauli.
- To the home?
- (groans) Pauli.

1106
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,581
Es geht nicht mehr allein.
It is no longer possible alone.

1107
01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:53,209
Wir können nicht dauernd danebenstehen.
We cannot stand by all the time.

1108
01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,336
Da hat sie Unterhaltung.
There she has entertainment.

1109
01:01:55,503 --> 01:01:57,880
Da sortiert man ein halbes Leben aus?
Do you sort out half a life?

1110
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,550
Willst du was davon haben?
Do you want some of it?

1111
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,009
Ich?
I?

1112
01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:04,178
Ja, als Erinnerung.
Yes, as a reminder.

1113
01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:07,640
Guck mal.
Have a look.

1114
01:02:09,934 --> 01:02:11,602
Weißt du, wer das ist?
You know who that is?

1115
01:02:11,769 --> 01:02:13,062
Keine Ahnung.
No idea.

1116
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,815
Ich glaube, ihre große Liebe.
I think your great love.

1117
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,234
Ist das ein russischer Soldat?
Is that a Russian soldier?

1118
01:02:18,776 --> 01:02:20,278
Siehst du?
Do you see?

1119
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,196
Wir wissen nichts, Mama.
We don't know mama.

1120
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:26,242
Wenn wir es nicht mal wissen,
wen interessiert es dann?
If we don't even know who
cares?

1121
01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:29,287
Sitzt Oma nicht davor,
sind das alles nur Dinge.
If grandma isn't sitting in front of it, they
're all just things.

1122
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:33,791
Pauli, es geht nicht um ihre Erinnerungen,
sondern um deine.
Pauli, it's not
about your memories, but yours.

1123
01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:40,882
Willst du jetzt was haben oder nicht?
Do you want something now or not?

1124
01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:43,301
Nee.
No.

1125
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,344
Was ist los, Paul?
What's the matter, paul?

1126
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,764
Nichts. Ich habe keinen Platz.
Nothing. I have no place.

1127
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:50,016
Samstag müsst ihr helfen, beim Umzug.
Saturday you have to help with the move.

1128
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:51,768
- Sag es Toni.
- Mache ich.
- Tell Toni.
- I do.

1129
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,728
- Besuch sie.
- Ja, jetzt.
- Visit her.
- Yes now.

1130
01:02:53,978 --> 01:02:57,064
- Bring ihr Kippen mit.
- Ich habe kein Geld.
- Bring her butts.
- I have no money.

1131
01:02:57,315 --> 01:02:58,900
- Warte...
- Nein.
- Wait ...
- No.

1132
01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:01,235
Das ist gegen die Regeln.
It's against the rules.

1133
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,070
Mach's gut, Mama.
Goodbye mom

1134
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,657
Ja, danke für die Hilfe.
Yes, thanks for the help.

1135
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:38,231
Was geht?
What's going on?

1136
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,857
Bis nächste Woche.
Until next week.

1137
01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:42,026
- Danke schön.
- Alles Gute.
- Thank you very much.
- All the best.

1138
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,694
Hier, das Mittel.
Here, the means.

1139
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,200
Schönen guten Tag.
Beautiful good day.

1140
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,454
- Erklär mir mal 'n Ding.
- Hi.
- Explain a thing to me.
- Hi.

1141
01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,544
Nicht hier, ok?
Not here ok?

1142
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:03,005
Was machen wir hier?
What are we doing here?

1143
01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,674
Halt mal bitte.
Hold this please.

1144
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:14,934
Gibst du mir deine Hand?
Will you give me your hand

1145
01:04:20,147 --> 01:04:22,275
Hier 2500 Euro,
Here 2500 Euro,

1146
01:04:23,150 --> 01:04:24,735
bei Gucci 4000 Euro,
beautiful Gucci 4000 Euro,

1147
01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:27,363
Prada fast 6000.
Prada fast 6000.

1148
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,076
Wie viel insgesamt?
How much in total?

1149
01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:34,203
68.743 Euro.
68.743 Euro.

1150
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,206
Wie hast du das alles bezahlt?
How did you pay for it all?

1151
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:40,626
Erst vom Gehalt, dann Kreditkarten.
First on salary, then credit cards.

1152
01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,753
Geld, was ich von Freunden nahm.
Money what I took from friends.

1153
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,505
Das haben die mitgemacht?
Did they go along with that?

1154
01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,676
Sagen wir so,
ich habe nicht mehr viele Freunde.
Let's just
say I don't have many friends anymore.

1155
01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:54,932
Zeig mal.
Show me.

1156
01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,476
(Paul) Alter.
(Paul) Dude.

1157
01:04:57,727 --> 01:05:00,187
- Scheißübung.
- Warum musst du das machen?
- Fucking exercise.
- Why do you have to do this?

1158
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:03,816
Damit ich sehe,
dass ich nicht übern Berg bin.
So that I can see
that I'm not over the mountain.

1159
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:08,154
Und jetzt?
And now?

1160
01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:12,325
Ich muss 7 Jahre alles abgeben,
was ich habe.
I have to give up everything I have for 7 years
.

1161
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,912
Ich muss in eine Selbsthilfe-WG
und in Therapie.
I have to go to a self-help flat share
and to therapy.

1162
01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:18,456
Mich den Realitäten stellen.
Face the realities.

1163
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:20,708
Es läuft wohl ganz gut.
It's going pretty well.

1164
01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:23,377
Du versteckst alles
und spielst Prinzessin.
You hide everything
and play princess.

1165
01:05:23,544 --> 01:05:25,421
Du verstehst das nicht.
You do not understand this.

1166
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,090
Wenn das jemand versteht, dann ich.
If anyone understands that, I will.

1167
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:32,261
Wenn alle meine Sachen weg sind,
When all of my things are gone

1168
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,931
was bleibt dann noch von mir?
what remains of me then?

1169
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,143
Vor der Wette...
Before the bet ...

1170
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:42,271
da hatte ich 10.000 Dinge.
I had 10,000 things there.

1171
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:43,940
10.000.
10.000.

1172
01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:48,444
Letzte Woche hatte ich 77.
Last week I had 77.

1173
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,697
Fühlst du dich besser?
Do you feel better?

1174
01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,449
Ich weiß nicht.
I do not know.

1175
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,202
(seufzt) Man checkt...
(sighs) You check ...

1176
01:05:57,995 --> 01:06:00,581
wie frei man eigentlich sein könnte.
how free one could actually be.

1177
01:06:01,248 --> 01:06:03,250
(Magenknurren)
(Stomach growling)

1178
01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:06,170
In deinem Fall frei und verhungert.
In your case, free and starved.

1179
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:09,632
(räuspern) Sorry,
ich hatte nur eine halbe Banane.
(clear throat) Sorry,
I only had half a banana.

1180
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,842
Sag ihm bitte nichts.
Please don't tell him anything.

1181
01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:14,387
Ich kann 2 Stunden sein, wer ich will.
I can be who I want for 2 hours.

1182
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:15,972
Nimm mir das nicht.
Don't take this from me.

1183
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:18,724
Ok.
Ok.

1184
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,101
Versprich es.
Promise it.

1185
01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:23,229
Versprochen. Wofür hältst du mich?
Promised. What do you take me for

1186
01:06:24,021 --> 01:06:26,023
(Magenknurren)
(Stomach growling)

1187
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,235
Na, Hunger?
Well, Hunger?

1188
01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:32,446
Ich würde nicht so lange warten.
I wouldn't wait that long.

1189
01:06:33,572 --> 01:06:35,408
- Wieso?
- Äh...
- How so?
- Uh ...

1190
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:37,284
Nichts.
Nothing.

1191
01:06:37,451 --> 01:06:39,120
Ich habe nichts gesagt.
I did not say anything.

1192
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:41,664
Ich hab nichts zu sagen. Schönen Abend.
I have nothing to say. Beautiful evening.

1193
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:53,759
- Warum soll ich nicht warten?
- Nichts, das war nur...
- Why shouldn't I wait?
- Nothing, that was just ...

1194
01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:56,595
Oh, guck mich nicht so an, ich hasse das.
Oh, don't look at me like that, I hate that.

1195
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,432
- Wo ist mein Deo?
- Paul, guck mich an.
- Where's my deodorant?
- Paul, look at me.

1196
01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:01,851
Guck mich an.
Look at me.

1197
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:05,896
Mit Augen.
With eyes.

1198
01:07:07,732 --> 01:07:09,400
So. Und jetzt?
So what now?

1199
01:07:09,650 --> 01:07:12,486
- Bis einer blinzelt.
- Da verliere ich immer.
- Until someone blinks.
- I always lose there.

1200
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:14,405
Eben.
Just.

1201
01:07:15,281 --> 01:07:17,908
Ok, sie kommt heute nicht. Zufrieden?
Ok, she's not coming today. Satisfied?

1202
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,120
Woher weißt du das?
How do you know?

1203
01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:23,205
Einfach so. Hör auf zu fragen.
Just because. Stop asking.

1204
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:26,459
Wenn du da Scheiße baust,
das ist kein Witz mehr.
If you screw
this up, it's no longer a joke.

1205
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,794
- Das ist mir wichtig!
- Das?
- That's important to me!
- The?

1206
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,796
- Sie.
- Sie.
- She.
- She.

1207
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:34,633
Aha. Ähm, wie heißt sie denn eigentlich?
Aha. Um, what's her name actually?

1208
01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:36,844
Mit Nachnamen?
With last name?

1209
01:07:37,011 --> 01:07:40,014
Wo wohnt sie,
was macht sie, wie alt ist sie?
Where does she live,
what does she do, how old is she?

1210
01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:46,771
Das ist gemein.
Du weißt, dass ich das gerne wüsste.
That's mean.
You know I would like to know.

1211
01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:49,106
- Aber?
- Sie erzählt es nicht.
- But?
- She doesn't tell.

1212
01:07:49,273 --> 01:07:51,025
Und warum nicht?
And why not?

1213
01:07:51,275 --> 01:07:54,361
Wenn sie dich reinlässt,
wird sie uninteressant.
If she lets you in,
she becomes uninteresting.

1214
01:07:54,528 --> 01:07:55,863
So war es immer.
It's always been like that.

1215
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:58,324
Du polierst dein Ego auf
und wirfst sie weg.
You polish up your ego
and throw it away.

1216
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,826
Komm jetzt nicht mit Anna Kloske.
Don't come with Anna Kloske now.

1217
01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:04,997
Toni,
Toni,

1218
01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:08,000
du brauchst niemanden.
you don't need anyone

1219
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:12,004
Du weißt nicht, wie es ist,
wenn dir jemand fehlt.
You don't know what it's like
when you miss someone.

1220
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:14,715
Weil dir nichts fehlt. Du bist perfekt.
Because you lack nothing. You're perfect.

1221
01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:16,801
Du ganz allein.
You all alone.

1222
01:08:17,885 --> 01:08:19,720
Lass sie in Ruhe, Mann.
Leave her alone, man.

1223
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,389
Wenn du sie wirklich magst,
If you really like her

1224
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:25,434
dann lass sie sein.
then let her be.

1225
01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:28,979
(ernste Klaviermusik)
(serious piano music)

1226
01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:37,404
Entschuldigung, ich bin...
Sorry i am ...

1227
01:08:37,571 --> 01:08:38,864
Ich hatte...
I had...

1228
01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:40,074
Egal.
No matter.

1229
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:41,826
Hier bin ich.
Here I am.

1230
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,869
Was?
Was?

1231
01:08:45,287 --> 01:08:46,413
Nichts.
Nothing.

1232
01:08:47,748 --> 01:08:49,166
Komm rein.
Come in.

1233
01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,354
(Englisch) Hey, Paul.
(English) Hey Paul.

1234
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,921
(leise, spannungsvolle Musik)
(soft, exciting music)

1235
01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:12,411
(leise) Oh Shit.
(leise) Oh Shit.

1236
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,251
Tut mir leid.
I'm sorry.

1237
01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:24,089
Warum darf ich nicht...
Why am I not allowed...

1238
01:12:24,256 --> 01:12:25,674
Das ist bescheuert.
This is stupid.

1239
01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,846
Ich werde dir nicht wehtun
oder dich wegwerfen.
I won't hurt
you or throw you away.

1240
01:12:30,971 --> 01:12:32,890
Hör nicht auf ihn, bitte.
Don't listen to him, please.

1241
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,808
Er hat es dir gesagt.
He told you.

1242
01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:37,603
Ja... Nein.
Yes No.

1243
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,272
Was jetzt genau?
What now exactly?

1244
01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:43,942
Mach's gut, Toni.
Take care, Toni.

1245
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:55,120
(nachdenkliche Musik)
(thoughtful music)

1246
01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:59,166
(Lied: "Lost In The Light" von Bahamas)
(Lied: "Lost In The Light" von Bahamas)

1247
01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:03,087
(entfernte Gespräche)
(distant conversations)

1248
01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:13,680
Ihr macht's richtig.
You're doing it right.

1249
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,225
Wie Diogenes in der Tonne.
Like Diogenes in the bin.

1250
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,269
Die Welt ist ekelhaft.
The world is disgusting.

1251
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,772
Edel ist es, arm zu sein.
It is noble to be poor.

1252
01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:25,859
Au.
At.

1253
01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,655
(Lied läuft weiter)
(Song continues)

1254
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,577
(Platschen)
(Flattening)

1255
01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:39,790
(er stöhnt)
(he groans)

1256
01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:48,215
Guck mal. Der ist ganz schön abgestürzt.
Have a look. It crashed pretty badly.

1257
01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:50,717
Ist bestimmt 'ne Partyleiche.
It's definitely a party corpse.

1258
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:54,304
- Was guckt ihr so?
- Komm, wir gehen.
- What are you looking at?
- Come on, let's go.

1259
01:13:54,471 --> 01:13:58,016
Kann man wunderbar essen,
muss man nicht wegwerfen.
You can eat wonderfully,
you don't have to throw it away.

1260
01:13:58,183 --> 01:14:00,018
Konsumarschlöcher!
Consumer scavengers!

1261
01:14:06,984 --> 01:14:08,777
Sie ist weg.
She is gone.

1262
01:14:08,944 --> 01:14:10,571
Äh, was?
Uh what?

1263
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:13,073
Glückwunsch.
Congratulation.

1264
01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:26,795
Warum hast du das gemacht?
Why did you do that?

1265
01:14:26,962 --> 01:14:29,256
Wie? Warum habe ich was gemacht?
As? Why did I do what?

1266
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,890
Ist das gepfändet?
Is that attached?

1267
01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:41,351
Hat sie das Zeug geklaut?
Did she steal that stuff?

1268
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,150
Sie hat wahnsinnig viele Schulden und...
She has an awful lot of debts and ...

1269
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,818
ein kleines Psychoding.
a little psychoding.

1270
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:57,576
- Du hast sie verpfiffen?
- Habe ich nicht.
- You whistled on her?
- I don't.

1271
01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,829
Bist du so eifersüchtig,
dass du mir nichts gönnst?
Are you so jealous
that you won't treat me?

1272
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:03,665
- Was?
- Ich soll sie nie wiedersehen.
- What?
- I'm never supposed to see her again.

1273
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,376
Ich meinte, dass du ihr nicht guttust.
I meant that you are not doing her any good.

1274
01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:08,795
- Sieh sie, so viel du willst.
- Wie denn?
- See them as much as you want.
- How come?

1275
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,088
Wie?
As?

1276
01:15:10,255 --> 01:15:12,799
Ich weiß nicht, wie sie heißt,
wo sie wohnt!
I don't know what her name is,
where she lives!

1277
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:14,718
Das hast du selber gesagt!
You said that yourself!

1278
01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:17,554
Ich weiß nichts!
Nicht mal, ob sie ein Handy hat!
I do not know anything!
Not even if she has a cell phone!

1279
01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:19,431
Natürlich hat sie das!
Of course she did!

1280
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:22,684
Die hat sich doch angerufen
am ersten Abend.
She called
on the first evening.

1281
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:27,147
- Dein Handy.
- Was?
- Your cellphone.
- What?

1282
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:30,442
- Da ist ihre Nummer drauf.
- Das ist Blödsinn...
- There's her number on it.
- This is nonsense ...

1283
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:32,569
Stimmt.
Right.

1284
01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:36,490
Jetzt hast du mich am Arsch, hm?
Now you've got my ass, huh?

1285
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:39,785
- Was?
- Deswegen hast du das gemacht?
- What?
- Is that why you did this?

1286
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,163
- Was?
- Damit ich dein Telefon hole.
- What?
- So that I can get your phone.

1287
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,873
Damit du gewinnst.
So that you win.

1288
01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:47,793
- Für 14 Millionen geht das.
- Spinnst du?
-
That works for 14 million. - Are you crazy?

1289
01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,086
So bist du.
So you're.

1290
01:15:49,253 --> 01:15:52,965
Alle um dich rum müssen
so unglücklich sein wie du!
Everyone around you must be
as unhappy as you are!

1291
01:15:55,467 --> 01:15:56,927
Au!
At!

1292
01:16:11,024 --> 01:16:12,859
Jetzt kapiere ich's.
Now I get it.

1293
01:16:17,030 --> 01:16:19,491
Das ist alles ein Missverständnis.
It's all a misunderstanding.

1294
01:16:21,201 --> 01:16:23,954
Ich freue mich, wenn du mich aufklärst.
I am happy if you enlighten me.

1295
01:16:25,872 --> 01:16:29,001
Wir denken die ganze Zeit,
wir sind beste Freunde.
We think
we're best friends all the time .

1296
01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:31,837
Aber wir kennen uns nur lang.
But we've only known each other for a long time.

1297
01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:36,466
Das ist ein Unterschied.
That's a difference.

1298
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:47,728
Ich gebe auf. Du hast gewonnen.
I give up. You won.

1299
01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:49,479
Viel Spaß mit dem Geld.
Have fun with the money.

1300
01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:56,320
(Paul schnieft)
(Paul sneezes)

1301
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:21,511
Sie wusste nicht, wo sie war,
wollte nachts aus dem Bett.
She didn't know where she was,
wanted to get out of bed at night.

1302
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,556
Mit ihrer gebrochenen Hüfte.
With her broken hip.

1303
01:17:25,265 --> 01:17:28,310
Es hat gedauert,
bis die das bemerkt haben.
It took them
to notice.

1304
01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:30,937
Die 2. OP war dann zu viel.
The second operation was then too much.

1305
01:17:33,857 --> 01:17:35,108
Ich...
I...

1306
01:17:45,285 --> 01:17:46,787
Wo warst du denn?
Where have you been?

1307
01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:49,039
Was war denn so wichtig?
What was so important?

1308
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:52,501
(melancholische Klaviermusik)
(melancholy piano music)

1309
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:54,294
Ich weiß es nicht.
I dont know.

1310
01:17:57,589 --> 01:17:59,800
(schluchzend)
Ich weiß es nicht.
(sobbing)
I don't know.

1311
01:18:08,141 --> 01:18:10,143
(er weint)
(he cries)

1312
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,402
Scheißwette.
Fucking bet.

1313
01:18:22,572 --> 01:18:23,782
Ich hasse ihn.
I hate him.

1314
01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:26,284
Er ist dein bester Freund.
He is your best friend.

1315
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,745
Nein.
No.

1316
01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:33,291
Wir sind keine Freunde.
We are not friends.

1317
01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:38,004
- Wir sind Hase und Igel.
- Was?
- We are rabbits and hedgehogs.
- What?

1318
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:41,758
Ach, das war auf der Kassette,
die du reingetan hast,
Oh, that was on the tape
you put in

1319
01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:44,094
wenn er nicht schlafen konnte.
when he couldn't sleep.

1320
01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:47,848
- Die das Rennen machen?
- Ja.
- Who make the race?
- Yes.

1321
01:18:50,475 --> 01:18:54,396
Er ist immer der Bessere,
der Schnellere, der Stärkere.
He's always the better,
the faster, the stronger.

1322
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,732
- Aber...
- Ich kann nicht mehr.
- But ...
- I can't take it anymore.

1323
01:18:56,898 --> 01:18:58,442
Ach, Pauli.
Oh, Pauli.

1324
01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:03,697
Hättest du lieber ihn als Sohn, Mama?
Would you rather have him as a son, mom?

1325
01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:05,323
Nee, nee.
No no.

1326
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:07,951
Jetzt mal ehrlich.
Honestly now.

1327
01:19:08,118 --> 01:19:10,162
Was ist das für ein Quatsch?
What kind of nonsense is that?

1328
01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:11,830
Weiß nicht.
I do not know.

1329
01:19:12,789 --> 01:19:15,542
Alles, was er gemacht hat, war immer gut.
Everything he did was always good.

1330
01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:17,252
Bei mir warst du härter.
You were harder with me.

1331
01:19:17,502 --> 01:19:19,045
(sie seufzt)
(she sighs)

1332
01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:21,757
Er hat es einfach schwerer, Pauli.
It's just harder for him, Pauli.

1333
01:19:35,353 --> 01:19:37,689
(Lied: "Clementine" von Sarah Jaffe)
(Lied: "Clementine" von Sarah Jaffe)

1334
01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:41,443
(beschwingter Indie-Rock)
(lively indie rock)

1335
01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,784
Oh, Paul, du Vollidiot.
Oh, Paul, you Vollidiot.

1336
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,421
(Freiton)
(Ringing tone)

1337
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:03,840
<i>Das ist die Mailbox von Lucy Denske.</i>
<i>This is Lucy Denske's mailbox.</i>

1338
01:20:04,007 --> 01:20:05,884
<i>Nachrichten nach dem Piep.</i>
<i>Messages after the beep.</i>

1339
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:20,565
Hallo?
Hi there?

1340
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,823
Sorry, das war...
Sorry that was ...

1341
01:20:30,408 --> 01:20:31,535
Lucy?
Lucy?

1342
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:33,495
Lucy.
Lucy.

1343
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:35,705
Lucy?
Lucy?

1344
01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:38,375
- (Lucy) Geh weg.
- Oh Gott, du bist es.
- (Lucy) Go away.
- Oh god, it's you.

1345
01:20:39,042 --> 01:20:41,169
- Bist du noch da?
- Nein.
- Are you there?
- no

1346
01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:44,548
Es tut mir leid,
dass du dazwischengeraten bist.
I'm sorry
you got in the way.

1347
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:47,801
Paul ist 'ne 0. Der ist ein Niemand.
Paul is 0. He's a nobody.

1348
01:20:48,051 --> 01:20:50,595
Der hätte das nicht machen dürfen.
He shouldn't have done that.

1349
01:20:56,226 --> 01:20:58,228
Was hat er gemacht?
What did he do?

1350
01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,646
Na ja.
On me.

1351
01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:02,440
Er hat dich verpfiffen.
He whistled on you.

1352
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:04,901
Dein ganzes Zeug ist gepfändet.
All your stuff is seized.

1353
01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:08,071
Es tut mir leid, ich mache das gut.
I'm sorry, I'm doing fine

1354
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:10,323
Niemand hat mich verpfiffen.
Nobody told me about it.

1355
01:21:11,199 --> 01:21:13,451
Ich habe mich selbst angezeigt.
I reported myself.

1356
01:21:15,078 --> 01:21:16,329
Was?
Was?

1357
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,792
Du hast gesagt,
es gibt keinen freien Willen.
You said
there is no such thing as free will.

1358
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,460
Da habe ich gedacht,
I thought

1359
01:21:22,627 --> 01:21:26,715
das ist der ideale Augenblick,
das Gegenteil zu beweisen.
this is the ideal moment
to prove otherwise.

1360
01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:30,260
Lucy. Lucy.
Lucy. Lucy.

1361
01:21:34,347 --> 01:21:36,266
Wie viel Schulden hast du?
How much debt do you owe

1362
01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:40,812
68.743.
68.743.

1363
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,357
- Was?
- Ja.
- What?
- Yes.

1364
01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:46,526
- Das ist alles?
- Bitte?
- That's all?
- You're welcome?

1365
01:21:46,776 --> 01:21:48,778
Ich zahle sie.
I pay them.

1366
01:21:51,448 --> 01:21:52,908
Was?
Was?

1367
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:54,701
Ich habe gewonnen.
I have won.

1368
01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:56,202
Ich bin steinreich.
I am filthy rich.

1369
01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:58,538
68.000, das sind Peanuts.
68,000, that's peanuts.

1370
01:21:58,705 --> 01:22:01,166
Das zahle ich aus der Portokasse.
I'll pay that out of the postage.

1371
01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:05,879
Zwischen uns sind Welten.
There are worlds between us.

1372
01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:08,423
Wieso? Es gibt Probleme, wir lösen sie.
How so? There are problems, we solve them.

1373
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,301
- Du löst sie.
- Ok.
- You solve it.
- OK.

1374
01:22:11,468 --> 01:22:12,594
Ich.
I.

1375
01:22:12,844 --> 01:22:15,305
Du denkst, damit ist es erledigt.
You think that's the end of it.

1376
01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:16,681
Warum nicht?
Why not?

1377
01:22:18,683 --> 01:22:20,769
Weil ich nicht heil bin.
Because I'm not whole.

1378
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:24,064
Das ist mir egal.
I don't care.

1379
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:27,275
Das ist dir egal?
You don't care

1380
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,490
Das ist meine Wohnung.
This is my apartment.

1381
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:38,244
(schnieft) Hier lebe ich.
(sniffs) This is where I live.

1382
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,624
Hat man mir zugewiesen.
Has been assigned to me.

1383
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:47,212
Ich habe einen Vormund.
I have a guardian.

1384
01:22:48,046 --> 01:22:51,967
Ich darf nur wenige Euro haben,
sonst gebe ich sie aus.
I am only allowed to have a few euros,
otherwise I will spend them.

1385
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:56,596
Ich habe so viel gelogen in meinem Leben,
I've lied so much in my life

1386
01:22:56,763 --> 01:22:59,391
meine Eltern sprechen nicht mit mir.
my parents don't speak to me.

1387
01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,060
Aber das ist dir egal.
But you don't care.

1388
01:23:06,356 --> 01:23:08,692
Ich habe ein Loch in meiner Seele.
I have a hole in my soul

1389
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,945
Das lässt sich nicht stopfen.
That can't be stuffed.

1390
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,907
Durch kein Geld,
durch keine Sache der Welt.
No money,
no thing in the world.

1391
01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:20,745
Guck mich an und sag,
dass dir das egal ist.
Look at me and say
you don't care.

1392
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,835
Siehst du?
Do you see?

1393
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:30,338
Du brauchst wen,
der so viel drauf hat wie du.
You need someone who can do
as much as you do.

1394
01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:32,841
Der mit dir mithalten kann.
Who can keep up with you.

1395
01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:34,759
Nicht jemanden wie mich,
Not someone like me

1396
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:37,345
neben dem du nur besser aussiehst.
next to which you just look better.

1397
01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,974
Ich bin nicht dein Projekt.
I am not your project.

1398
01:23:43,476 --> 01:23:45,478
(ernste Klaviermusik)
(serious piano music)

1399
01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:14,841
Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Toni.
Congratulations, Toni.

1400
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:23,725
Paul?
Paul?

1401
01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:28,271
Du kannst mich nicht ewig ignorieren.
You can't ignore me forever

1402
01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,565
Du musst mal rauskommen.
You have to come out.

1403
01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:33,151
Es tut mir leid.
I'm so sorry.

1404
01:24:42,827 --> 01:24:44,579
(Frau) Ich brauche Helium.
(Woman) I need helium.

1405
01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:49,000
- Immer noch nicht?
- Keiner hat ihn gesehen.
- Still not?
- Nobody saw him.

1406
01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:51,211
Muss man sich Sorgen machen?
Do you have to worry?

1407
01:24:51,377 --> 01:24:53,713
Hast du die Verträge von den Amis?
Do you have the contracts from the Americans?

1408
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:56,424
Die Anwälte sagten, sie seien in der Post.
The lawyers said they were in the mail.

1409
01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:03,640
Das ist ja 'ne schöne Überraschung.
That's a nice surprise.

1410
01:25:03,807 --> 01:25:06,101
- Hi, Wolfgang.
- Komm rein, Toni.
- Hi, Wolfgang.
- Come in, Toni.

1411
01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:09,062
Das Spiel läuft. Komm.
The game is on. Come over.

1412
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:10,647
Ist Renate da?
Is Renate there?

1413
01:25:10,897 --> 01:25:12,190
Nee, die...
No, the ...

1414
01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,819
Die macht bei Oma sauber,
morgen kommen Interessenten.
She cleans up at Grandma's,
tomorrow interested parties will come.

1415
01:25:16,069 --> 01:25:18,071
Was ist eigentlich mit euch los?
What's the matter with you guys?

1416
01:25:18,988 --> 01:25:21,533
Wo warst du denn auf der Beerdigung?
Where were you at the funeral?

1417
01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:25,161
Was, wie...
What how...

1418
01:25:25,411 --> 01:25:27,372
Wir haben uns gewundert, wo du warst.
We wondered where you were.

1419
01:25:27,622 --> 01:25:29,707
Hat er dir gar nichts erzählt?
Didn't he tell you anything?

1420
01:25:33,419 --> 01:25:36,172
Es gab nicht mehr die Gelegenheit dazu.
There was no longer the opportunity.

1421
01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:39,801
Was macht ihr denn?
What are you doing?

1422
01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:42,137
Oh, das verzeiht er mir nie.
Oh, he'll never forgive me.

1423
01:25:46,349 --> 01:25:48,977
Na komm, leg dich her.
Come on, lie down.

1424
01:25:49,602 --> 01:25:51,521
So wie früher. Hm?
As before. Hm?

1425
01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:54,190
Renate, ich bin 35 Jahre alt.
Renate, I am 35 years old.

1426
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:55,900
Sieht doch keiner.
Nobody sees it.

1427
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,486
Komm.
Come over.

1428
01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:04,200
Kackwette.
Poop bet.

1429
01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,744
Weißt du, Toni,
You know, Toni,

1430
01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:11,666
ihr müsst langsam aufhören,
Kinder zu sein.
you must slowly stop being
children.

1431
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:15,211
Ihr braucht mal was Echtes in eurem Leben.
You need something real in your life.

1432
01:26:15,378 --> 01:26:17,755
Was weiß ich? Frauen, Familie.
What do I know? Women, family.

1433
01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:21,885
Dann wisst ihr,
was richtige Probleme sind.
Then you know
what real problems are.

1434
01:26:22,051 --> 01:26:23,219
Wahrscheinlich.
Probably.

1435
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:25,096
Sicher.
For sure.

1436
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,270
Kannst du ein gutes Wort einlegen?
Can you put in a good word

1437
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,063
Der zieht das ewig durch.
He pulls this through forever.

1438
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,400
Der verhungert lieber, als rauszukommen.
He'd rather starve than come out.

1439
01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:39,611
Toni, Paul ist weg.
Toni, Paul is gone.

1440
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:42,572
Der ist in Kalifornien.
It's in California.

1441
01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:44,365
First Class.
First Class.

1442
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,201
Wer bezahlt denn so was?
Who pays for that?

1443
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:52,999
Nein.
No.

1444
01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:03,009
(energische Musik)
(energetic music)

1445
01:27:05,553 --> 01:27:06,679
Paul!
Paul!

1446
01:27:07,847 --> 01:27:09,224
Paul?
Paul?

1447
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,560
Paul!
Paul!

1448
01:27:15,521 --> 01:27:17,023
Paul!
Paul!

1449
01:27:28,826 --> 01:27:30,828
(Klappern)
(Clatter)

1450
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:32,997
(Absätze klackern)
(Paragraphs click)

1451
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:38,628
- Sag: Hallo, Toni.
- Hallo, Toni.
- Say: Hello, Toni.
- Hello Toni.

1452
01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:41,130
Hallo, Willi.
Hello, Willi.

1453
01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:45,426
Sagst du Paul,
er soll sein Auto reparieren?
Are you telling Paul to
fix his car?

1454
01:27:45,593 --> 01:27:48,179
Elke kriegt das Öl nicht aus Willis Hose.
Elke can't get the oil out of Willis' pants.

1455
01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:51,015
Da geht 'ne Ölspur bis auf die Straße.
There's a trace of oil on the street.

1456
01:27:55,019 --> 01:27:57,689
(verträumte Gitarrenmusik)
(dreamy guitar music)

1457
01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:17,375
(Insekt summt)
(Insect hums)

1458
01:28:20,336 --> 01:28:21,838
Scheißnatur.
Fucking nature.

1459
01:28:23,214 --> 01:28:26,801
(Lied: "Overwhelmed With Pride"
von Avi Buffalo)
(Lied: "Overwhelmed With Pride"
von Avi Buffalo)

1460
01:28:30,179 --> 01:28:32,181
(Plätschern)
(Lapping)

1461
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,988
(Musik schwillt an)
(Music swells)

1462
01:28:48,906 --> 01:28:50,908
(Lied endet abrupt)
(Song ends abruptly)

1463
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,872
Au.
At.

1464
01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:04,047
(er stöhnt)
(he groans)

1465
01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:11,137
(Toni) Du musst die Ölwanne auswechseln.
(Toni) You have to change the oil pan.

1466
01:29:11,304 --> 01:29:13,514
Du hast die halbe Stadt verseucht.
You polluted half the city.

1467
01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:17,685
Greenpeace hat den Notstand ausgerufen.
Greenpeace has declared a state of emergency.

1468
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,105
Wie bei Hänsel und Gretel?
As with Hansel and Gretel?

1469
01:29:21,272 --> 01:29:22,982
Folge der Ölspur?
Follow the oil trail?

1470
01:29:27,236 --> 01:29:29,781
Du kannst mich nicht so alleine lassen.
You can't leave me alone like this.

1471
01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:37,121
Kannst du mir verzeihen?
Can you forgive me?

1472
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,374
Was jetzt genau?
What now exactly?

1473
01:29:43,294 --> 01:29:45,421
Dass ich dich geschlagen habe.
That I hit you

1474
01:29:45,588 --> 01:29:46,798
Ok.
Ok.

1475
01:29:46,964 --> 01:29:48,341
- Ja?
- Ja.
- Yes?
- Yes.

1476
01:29:48,508 --> 01:29:50,009
Ähm...
Um ...

1477
01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:51,761
Dann...
Then...

1478
01:29:51,928 --> 01:29:53,471
sind wir fein?
are we fine?

1479
01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:56,974
Nein.
No.

1480
01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:02,438
Ok, was denn noch?
Ok what else?

1481
01:30:02,688 --> 01:30:04,232
Sag du es mir.
You tell me.

1482
01:30:07,443 --> 01:30:09,195
Ich hab dich ungerecht behandelt.
I treated you unfairly.

1483
01:30:09,445 --> 01:30:10,822
Ok, verziehen.
Ok, sorry.

1484
01:30:11,614 --> 01:30:14,200
- Ich hab mit dem Geld gepokert.
- Verziehen.
- I gambled with the money.
- Forgive.

1485
01:30:14,450 --> 01:30:17,286
- Der Missbrauch deiner Daten.
- Verziehen.
- The misuse of your data.
- Forgive.

1486
01:30:17,537 --> 01:30:19,330
Auf Malle das Blitzerfoto?
The speed camera photo on Malle?

1487
01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:22,166
- Das ich dir angehängt habe?
- Verziehen.
- That I attached you?
- Forgive.

1488
01:30:22,416 --> 01:30:24,836
Ich gab deine Facharbeit als meine aus.
I passed your paper off as mine.

1489
01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:27,171
Was denn noch?
What else?

1490
01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:33,219
Nicht dein Ernst. Du meinst nicht...
Really. You don't mean ...

1491
01:30:35,555 --> 01:30:36,681
Anna Kloske.
Anna Kloske.

1492
01:30:41,310 --> 01:30:44,689
- Was gibt es da zu verzeihen?
- Ist das 'ne ernste Frage?
- What is there to forgive?
- Is that a serious question?

1493
01:30:44,856 --> 01:30:47,942
Zum tausendsten Mal,
ich kann nichts dafür.
For the thousandth time,
I can't help it.

1494
01:30:48,192 --> 01:30:50,736
- Du checkst nichts.
- Sie lief mir nach!
- You don't check anything.
- She ran after me!

1495
01:30:51,696 --> 01:30:53,322
Ah!
Ah!

1496
01:30:54,198 --> 01:30:56,033
Gib's zu!
Admit it!

1497
01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:59,162
Gib's zu, du Scheißkerl!
Admit it, you bastard!

1498
01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:00,663
Was willst du?
What do you want?

1499
01:31:00,913 --> 01:31:03,708
Hättest du sie gemocht,
hätte ich dir verziehen.
If you had liked her,
I would have forgiven you.

1500
01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:06,210
Warum hast du sie nicht angerufen?
Why didn't you call her?

1501
01:31:06,460 --> 01:31:09,881
Es geht nicht um Anna,
sondern um dich, Arschgesicht!
It's not about Anna,
it's about you, ass face!

1502
01:31:10,339 --> 01:31:11,757
Gib es endlich zu!
Finally admit it!

1503
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,467
Ich weiß nicht, was!
I do not know what!

1504
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:15,386
Sie war dir scheißegal!
You didn't give a shit!

1505
01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:17,013
Du wolltest mir wehtun.
You wanted to hurt me

1506
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:18,848
Natürlich.
Naturally.

1507
01:31:22,351 --> 01:31:23,394
Was?
Was?

1508
01:31:23,644 --> 01:31:25,980
Ich wollte dir das kaputtmachen.
I wanted to break this for you.

1509
01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:30,109
Ich wollte dir was nehmen.
I wanted to take something from you.

1510
01:31:30,276 --> 01:31:33,696
Ich hab's dir nicht gegönnt,
in deinem perfekten Leben.
I did not grant you it
in your perfect life.

1511
01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:36,115
- Was?
- Du hast alles.
- What?
- You have everything.

1512
01:31:36,282 --> 01:31:39,660
Du hast ein Zuhause,
eine Familie, die dich liebt.
You have a home,
a family that loves you.

1513
01:31:39,827 --> 01:31:41,704
Das ist auch deine Familie.
This is your family too.

1514
01:31:42,371 --> 01:31:45,708
Ich musste alles erkämpfen.
Jede Aufmerksamkeit.
I had to fight for everything.
Any attention.

1515
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:48,377
Weißt du noch, der Hase und der Igel?
Do you remember the hare and the hedgehog?

1516
01:31:48,544 --> 01:31:50,588
Ja, du warst immer der Hase.
Yes, you were always the rabbit.

1517
01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:54,383
- Ja, der rennt und rennt.
- Immer schneller, immer vorne.
- Yes, he runs and runs.
- Always faster, always ahead.

1518
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:57,136
Egal, wie schnell der Hase rannte...
No matter how fast the rabbit ran ...

1519
01:31:58,304 --> 01:31:59,430
der Igel...
the Hedgehog...

1520
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,349
...war schon dort.
... was already there.

1521
01:32:03,643 --> 01:32:05,144
Fuck.
Fuck.

1522
01:32:06,312 --> 01:32:08,022
Der Igel hat gewonnen.
The hedgehog won.

1523
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:13,903
Weil er nicht alleine war.
Because he wasn't alone.

1524
01:32:15,446 --> 01:32:17,448
Aber du bist nicht alleine.
But you are not alone

1525
01:32:18,616 --> 01:32:21,369
Du darfst nicht einfach verschwinden.
You can't just go away.

1526
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:26,040
Ich schaffe das nicht ohne dich.
I can't do this without you.

1527
01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:32,505
Das ist Schlamm.
This is mud.

1528
01:32:32,672 --> 01:32:35,299
- Ich habe Schlamm im Auge.
- Ist klar.
- I have mud in my eyes.
- Is clear.

1529
01:32:35,466 --> 01:32:37,468
(Toni schnieft)
(Toni sniffs)

1530
01:32:42,473 --> 01:32:44,433
- Komm.
- Ein bisschen höher.
- Come on.
- A little higher.

1531
01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,352
Ah, ok.
Ah, ok.

1532
01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:49,313
- Du musst dranbleiben.
- Stups nicht.
- You have to hold on.
- Don't nudge.

1533
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:50,523
Ok.
Ok.

1534
01:32:59,615 --> 01:33:01,117
Auf Oma.
To grandma.

1535
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:04,078
Auf Oma.
To grandma.

1536
01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:08,582
Hast du das Teil
in der Müllpresse gefunden?
Did you
find that part in the trash compactor?

1537
01:33:08,749 --> 01:33:11,252
Ich war in den Trödelläden der Umgebung.
I went to the junk shops in the area.

1538
01:33:11,419 --> 01:33:12,795
12,50 Euro.
12,50 Euro.

1539
01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:15,631
(Paul) Das ist zu viel für das Teil.
(Paul) That's too much for the part.

1540
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:20,261
Ich habe am 99. Tag eine Sache gekauft.
I bought a thing on the 99th day.

1541
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:24,015
Ich habe die Wette verloren.
I lost the bet.

1542
01:33:25,599 --> 01:33:27,560
Ich habe vorher aufgegeben.
I gave up before.

1543
01:33:27,727 --> 01:33:29,145
Was?
Was?

1544
01:33:29,937 --> 01:33:32,023
Habe ich nicht gehört.
I haven't heard

1545
01:33:32,189 --> 01:33:34,191
Du hast nichts gesagt.
You did not say anything.

1546
01:33:37,778 --> 01:33:39,780
(freudiges Stimmengewirr)
(happy babble of voices)

1547
01:33:46,495 --> 01:33:48,205
Hello, Boys.
Hello, Boys.

1548
01:33:48,831 --> 01:33:51,208
(verführerische Musik)
(seductive music)

1549
01:33:52,084 --> 01:33:53,711
(Mann) Hallo, Betty.
(Man) Hello, Betty.

1550
01:33:53,961 --> 01:33:55,046
Was geht?
What's going on?

1551
01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:58,007
Ich komme nicht weit
in den Manolo Blahniks.
I don't get very far
in the Manolo Blahniks.

1552
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:06,640
Hat man dir mit 'ner Uzi
Make-up ins Gesicht geschossen?
Were you
shot in the face with Uzi make-up?

1553
01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:08,809
Das ist der Adele–Look.
That is the Adele look.

1554
01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:11,687
Die Wimpern wiegen 30 Gramm,
ich krieg die Augen kaum auf.
The eyelashes weigh 30 grams,
I can barely open my eyes.

1555
01:34:11,937 --> 01:34:14,690
Ich wurde in dieses
4000-Euro-Kleid genäht.
I was
sewn into this 4,000 euro dress.

1556
01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:17,526
- Womit hast du das bezahlt?
- Kreditkarte.
- What did you pay for that with?
- Credit card.

1557
01:34:17,693 --> 01:34:20,237
- Vorauszahlung auf den Sieg.
- So sicher?
- Prepayment for the win.
- Sure?

1558
01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,781
- Du nicht?
- Sie kommen.
- Not you?
- They are coming.

1559
01:34:21,947 --> 01:34:22,990
Was? Oh.
Was? Oh.

1560
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:25,201
(Jubel)
(Cheers)

1561
01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:34,960
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Hey.

1562
01:34:35,127 --> 01:34:37,129
(Jubel verebbt)
(Cheers subsided)

1563
01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,673
- Shit.
- Beide haben es geschafft.
- Shit.
- They both made it.

1564
01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:41,258
Nie und nimmer.
Never ever.

1565
01:34:41,967 --> 01:34:43,552
- Ich hab verloren.
- Yes?
- I lost.
- Yes?

1566
01:34:43,719 --> 01:34:44,970
- Was? Fuck.
- Du?
- Was? Fuck.
- Du?

1567
01:34:45,137 --> 01:34:47,598
- Ich hab umgeschwenkt.
- Was? Wann?
- I turned around.
- What? When?

1568
01:34:47,848 --> 01:34:49,225
Entschuldigung.
Sorry.

1569
01:34:50,309 --> 01:34:51,811
- Ich habe verloren.
- Ha!
- I lost.
- Ha!

1570
01:34:52,061 --> 01:34:53,979
- Was?
- Na also. Stopp.
- What?
- So what. Stop.

1571
01:34:54,146 --> 01:34:57,608
- Das war nicht vorgesehen.
- Was heißt das für uns?
- It wasn't intended.
- What does that mean for us?

1572
01:34:58,484 --> 01:34:59,527
Mhm...
Mhm ...

1573
01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:02,279
Ähm...
Um ...

1574
01:35:03,155 --> 01:35:05,783
Wir teilen alles durch alle.
We share everything through everyone.

1575
01:35:06,033 --> 01:35:08,411
Jeder bekommt den gleichen Anteil.
Everyone gets the same share.

1576
01:35:10,079 --> 01:35:12,498
Ihr, wir, alle.
You, we, all.

1577
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:14,291
- Wie viele?
- 12.
- How many?
- 12.

1578
01:35:14,458 --> 01:35:15,793
- Wie viel?
- 14 durch 12.
- How much?
- 14 through 12.

1579
01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:18,838
Das sind 1.166.666.
That's 1,166,666.

1580
01:35:19,004 --> 01:35:20,256
Und 66 Cent.
And 66 cents.

1581
01:35:20,423 --> 01:35:22,383
- Für jeden.
- What?
- For each.
- what?

1582
01:35:23,008 --> 01:35:26,846
Nie wieder:
"Darf ich Ihnen den Bleistift aufheben?"
Never again:
"May I pick up your pencil?"

1583
01:35:27,012 --> 01:35:29,598
- Ich kauf den Todesstern.
- Ich 'nen Fußballverein.
- I'll buy the death star.
- I'm a football club.

1584
01:35:29,765 --> 01:35:30,808
- Zu teuer.
- Herta.
- Too expensive.
- Herta.

1585
01:35:31,058 --> 01:35:32,017
Ach so.
I see.

1586
01:35:32,226 --> 01:35:34,103
- Oh Gott.
- (Ronnie) Wo gehst du hin?
- Oh God.
- (Ronnie) Where are you going?

1587
01:35:34,353 --> 01:35:37,523
- Mich übergeben.
- Warte mal, wir wollten...
- Throw up.
- Wait a minute, we wanted ...

1588
01:35:38,190 --> 01:35:41,527
Wir wollten euch noch ein Angebot machen.
We wanted to make you another offer.

1589
01:35:43,028 --> 01:35:46,323
Jeder kann mit seinem Anteil
in der Firma bleiben.
Everyone can
stay with the company with their share .

1590
01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,742
Und wir machen was Revolutionäres.
And we're doing something revolutionary.

1591
01:35:49,618 --> 01:35:50,953
Was denn?
What?

1592
01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:56,125
Wir hören auf mit dem Wettbewerb.
We stop competing.

1593
01:35:57,209 --> 01:35:59,503
Wir nehmen das Geld und...
We take the money and ...

1594
01:36:00,171 --> 01:36:01,547
machen was Echtes.
do something real.

1595
01:36:01,797 --> 01:36:03,132
Und was?
And what?

1596
01:36:04,341 --> 01:36:06,343
Wir könnten uns Land kaufen.
We could buy land.

1597
01:36:07,803 --> 01:36:11,098
Einen Ort schaffen,
an dem Geld nicht alles ist.
Create a place
where money isn't everything.

1598
01:36:11,765 --> 01:36:14,310
Wir könnten selber anbauen, tauschen.
We could grow ourselves, trade.

1599
01:36:15,311 --> 01:36:17,396
Wirklich nachhaltig sein.
Be really sustainable.

1600
01:36:17,646 --> 01:36:19,440
Wir sind zwar nur Wenige,
We are only a few

1601
01:36:19,690 --> 01:36:21,984
aber alle großen Ideen fingen klein an.
but all big ideas started small.

1602
01:36:22,151 --> 01:36:25,529
Die Menschen spüren,
dass es so nicht weitergeht.
People feel
that things cannot go on like this.

1603
01:36:25,779 --> 01:36:28,574
(Nachrichtenton)
Wir sind Revolutionäre.
(Message sound)
We are revolutionaries.

1604
01:36:28,824 --> 01:36:30,659
Der Sand im Getriebe.
The sand in the gears.

1605
01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:32,119
- Ein Stock...
- Paul?
- A stick ...
- Paul?

1606
01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:34,079
...in den Speichen des Systems.
... in the spokes of the system.

1607
01:36:34,246 --> 01:36:35,414
- Paul!
- Was ist?
- Paul!
- What is?

1608
01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:38,000
Die Amis haben NANA rausgebracht.
The Americans brought out NANA.

1609
01:36:38,167 --> 01:36:39,502
- Was?
- Hä?
- What?
- Huh?

1610
01:36:39,752 --> 01:36:42,505
"Zuckerman revolutioniert erneut die Welt.
"Zuckerman is revolutionizing the world again.

1611
01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:44,340
Auf 700.000.000 Handys
On 700,000,000 cell phones

1612
01:36:44,507 --> 01:36:47,885
ist sein Stimmerkennungssystem
NANA zu haben."
his voice recognition system
NANA is available. "

1613
01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:49,553
(Nana) <i>Hallo, Ronnie.</i>
(Nana) <i>Hallo, Ronnie.</i>

1614
01:36:49,803 --> 01:36:52,848
<i>Bist du bereit für</i>
<i>deinen Schritt in die Zukunft?</i>
<i>Are you ready for </i>
<i>your step into the future?</i>

1615
01:36:53,641 --> 01:36:55,017
(Jubelschrei)
(Jubelschrei)

1616
01:36:55,267 --> 01:36:57,228
(singt) <i>De, de, de</i>
<i>De, de, de...</i>
(singt) <i>The, the, the </i>
<i>De, the, the ...</i>

1617
01:36:57,478 --> 01:36:58,771
<i>14!</i>
<i>14!</i>

1618
01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,648
<i>De, de, de, de...</i>
<i>De, de, de, de ...</i>

1619
01:37:02,691 --> 01:37:03,734
Was?
Was?

1620
01:37:09,657 --> 01:37:11,992
Ja, klar, nehmt euch noch was mit.
Yes, of course, take something with you.

1621
01:37:12,701 --> 01:37:15,871
So. Damit zahle ich meine Schulden ab.
So. I'll use it to pay off my debts.

1622
01:37:16,038 --> 01:37:17,665
Weil,
Because,

1623
01:37:17,831 --> 01:37:19,750
das habe ich mir verdient.
I deserve that.

1624
01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:23,546
Ich kaufe dir einen Drink.
I'll buy you a drink

1625
01:37:23,712 --> 01:37:26,215
Nee, betrunken will ich knutschen.
Nah, drunk I want to make out.

1626
01:37:26,382 --> 01:37:27,550
Du bist betrunken.
You're drunk.

1627
01:37:27,716 --> 01:37:29,301
- Echt?
- Ja.
- For real?
- Yes.

1628
01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:37,184
Das war's.
That's it

1629
01:37:37,351 --> 01:37:38,978
Jap.
Jap.

1630
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:44,191
- Hat man das auch mal erlebt.
- Was?
- Has one experienced that too?
- What?

1631
01:37:44,817 --> 01:37:46,694
- Reich sein.
- Ah.
- Be rich.
- Ah.

1632
01:37:49,446 --> 01:37:52,074
(seufzt) Hat mich eh gestresst.
(sighs) Stressed me out anyway.

1633
01:37:53,784 --> 01:37:56,036
Geld weg, Frau weg.
Money gone, wife gone.

1634
01:37:56,203 --> 01:37:57,580
Alles weg.
All gone.

1635
01:37:58,080 --> 01:37:59,331
Ähm,
Um,

1636
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:01,584
hallo?
Hi there?

1637
01:38:04,628 --> 01:38:07,256
Sorry, aber die Frau wäre mir lieber.
Sorry, but I would prefer the woman.

1638
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,843
Liebst du sie?
Do you love her?

1639
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:15,723
Ach...
But ...

1640
01:38:20,019 --> 01:38:22,021
(er schnieft)
(he sniffs)

1641
01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:37,953
Ok.
Ok.

1642
01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:39,872
Ok was?
Ok was?

1643
01:38:40,664 --> 01:38:42,166
Komm.
Come over.

1644
01:38:49,298 --> 01:38:52,009
(Lied: "Little Giant" von Roo Panes)
(Lied: "Little Giant" von Roo Panes)

1645
01:38:53,093 --> 01:38:55,387
(ruhiger Gitarren-Folk)
(quiet guitar folk)

1646
01:39:12,196 --> 01:39:13,697
<i>Thought...</i>
<i>Thought...</i>

1647
01:39:13,947 --> 01:39:15,574
<i>That I was in...</i>
<i>That I was in...</i>

1648
01:39:16,784 --> 01:39:18,869
<i>My prime</i>
<i>My prime</i>

1649
01:39:23,248 --> 01:39:26,752
<i>But I was naked dressed...</i>
<i>But I was naked dressed...</i>

1650
01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:30,381
<i>In my pride</i>
<i>In my pride</i>

1651
01:39:34,968 --> 01:39:38,722
<i>You saw through the things...</i>
<i>You saw through the things...</i>

1652
01:39:39,848 --> 01:39:42,059
<i>I hide</i>
<i>I hide</i>

1653
01:39:45,938 --> 01:39:49,483
<i>Yet still said be yourself</i>
<i>Yet still said be yourself</i>

1654
01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:55,155
<i>You'll turn out all right</i>
<i>You'll turn out all right</i>

1655
01:39:57,449 --> 01:39:59,827
<i>You made me run</i>
<i>Like I'd never run</i>
<i>You made me run</i>
<i>Like I'd never run</i>

1656
01:40:00,953 --> 01:40:03,580
<i>Try like I had never tried</i>
<i>Try like I had never tried</i>

1657
01:40:04,248 --> 01:40:07,292
<i>Fight like had never fought...</i>
<i>Fight like had never fought...</i>

1658
01:40:07,459 --> 01:40:08,877
Hallo.
Hi there.

1659
01:40:09,128 --> 01:40:10,504
Hallo.
Hi there.

1660
01:40:18,595 --> 01:40:20,514
Ich wollte dir nur sagen...
I just wanted to tell you ...

1661
01:40:20,681 --> 01:40:22,182
Ich bin nicht perfekt.
I am not perfect.

1662
01:40:22,808 --> 01:40:24,059
Aha.
Aha.

1663
01:40:24,309 --> 01:40:25,561
Ich sehe nicht gut,
I don't see well

1664
01:40:25,728 --> 01:40:27,980
aber damit sehe ich aus wie ein Honk.
but that makes me look like a honk.

1665
01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:30,357
Ich habe morgens Mundgeruch.
I have bad breath in the morning.

1666
01:40:30,607 --> 01:40:33,318
Schlechte Laune, wenn ich hungrig bin.
Bad mood when I'm hungry.

1667
01:40:33,485 --> 01:40:37,114
Ich habe eine Leseschwäche,
kann mir keine Namen merken.
I have a reading disorder,
can't remember names.

1668
01:40:37,281 --> 01:40:39,366
Ich musste mit offener Tür schlafen,
I had to sleep with the door open

1669
01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:41,994
damit ich meine Mutter sehen konnte.
so I could see my mother.

1670
01:40:42,161 --> 01:40:45,372
Ich muss recht haben,
ich schulmeistere gerne.
I have to be right,
I enjoy teaching.

1671
01:40:45,539 --> 01:40:49,668
Ich kann mich nicht einlassen,
aber habe Sehnsucht nach Nähe.
I can't get involved,
but I long for closeness.

1672
01:40:49,835 --> 01:40:51,754
Soll ich weitermachen?
Should I continue?

1673
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:55,507
Ich meine, wir alle haben
ein Loch in unserer Seele.
I mean we all have
a hole in our souls.

1674
01:40:56,133 --> 01:40:58,761
Wir hoffen, dass uns irgendwas ganz macht.
We hope that something will make us whole.

1675
01:40:58,927 --> 01:41:01,930
Geld, Aufmerksamkeit, irgendeine Sache.
Money, attention, anything.

1676
01:41:02,890 --> 01:41:04,224
Ein Mensch.
A human.

1677
01:41:04,391 --> 01:41:06,477
Vielleicht ist das Bullshit.
Maybe this is bullshit.

1678
01:41:07,227 --> 01:41:09,104
Vielleicht müssen wir kapieren,
Maybe we have to understand

1679
01:41:09,271 --> 01:41:11,023
dass wir unfertig sind.
that we are unfinished.

1680
01:41:11,190 --> 01:41:15,110
Dann würden wir uns nicht
kaputtmachen und zusammen...
Then we wouldn't
break each other and together ...

1681
01:41:16,111 --> 01:41:17,362
unfertig sein.
be unfinished.

1682
01:41:19,406 --> 01:41:21,825
(Räuspern)
Ah ja, und...
(Clearing throat)
Ah yes, and ...

1683
01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:24,745
mir gehen die Haare aus.
I'm running out of hair.

1684
01:41:28,290 --> 01:41:31,710
Du brauchst eine neue Matratze.
Da nisten Eichhörnchen.
You need a new mattress.
Squirrels nest there.

1685
01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:33,545
Shit, die brauche ich noch.
Shit, I still need that.

1686
01:41:35,005 --> 01:41:36,673
Kauf dir halt 'ne neue.
Just buy a new one.

1687
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:38,509
Das geht nicht.
That will not do.

1688
01:41:38,675 --> 01:41:40,344
Ich dachte, du bist reich.
I thought you were rich.

1689
01:41:41,804 --> 01:41:43,639
Ja, das, ähm...
Yes, that, um ...

1690
01:41:43,806 --> 01:41:46,725
Es stellt sich heraus,
das war etwas voreilig.
It turns out that
was a bit premature.

1691
01:41:47,601 --> 01:41:49,144
Das ist alles, was ich habe.
That's all I have.

1692
01:41:49,311 --> 01:41:51,313
In aufsteigender Wichtigkeit.
In increasing importance.

1693
01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:52,689
Ordnung muss sein.
There must be order.

1694
01:41:52,940 --> 01:41:54,441
Ja.
And.

1695
01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:01,532
Alles, was du hier siehst,
sind die 5 Dinge,
All you see here
are the 5 things

1696
01:42:01,698 --> 01:42:03,826
ohne die ich nicht leben kann.
I can't live without

1697
01:42:07,788 --> 01:42:09,122
Ich sehe nur 4.
I only see 4.

1698
01:42:14,211 --> 01:42:15,712
Oh Gott.
Oh God.

1699
01:42:18,757 --> 01:42:21,176
Das ist so schlecht, dass es süß ist.
This is so bad it's cute.

1700
01:42:21,343 --> 01:42:24,513
Ich würde heulen,
wenn's nicht so schlecht wäre.
I would cry
if it wasn't so bad.

1701
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:26,849
- Ist von Paul.
- Ja, natürlich.
- It's from Paul.
- Yes of course.

1702
01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,684
Ich find's auch gut...
I think it's good too ...

1703
01:42:35,732 --> 01:42:37,734
(Lied läuft weiter)
(Song continues)

1704
01:42:47,327 --> 01:42:51,081
(Wolfgang) Ist eine Pleite
die richtige Zeit für Urlaub?
(Wolfgang) Is a bankruptcy
the right time for a vacation?

1705
01:42:51,248 --> 01:42:53,166
(Toni) Die perfekte Zeit.
(Toni) The perfect time.

1706
01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:56,253
- Mal etwas nachdenken.
- Und dann?
- Think something.
- And then?

1707
01:42:56,420 --> 01:42:58,088
- Och, mal sehen.
- Mal sehen.
- Oh, let's see.
- Let's see.

1708
01:42:58,338 --> 01:42:59,715
Tschüss.
Bye.

1709
01:43:00,465 --> 01:43:01,592
Tschüss.
Bye.

1710
01:43:04,928 --> 01:43:06,930
Und von was wollt ihr leben?
And what do you want to live from?

1711
01:43:07,973 --> 01:43:09,975
Man braucht so wenig, Mama.
So little is needed, mom.

1712
01:43:12,769 --> 01:43:14,605
- Tschüss.
- Tschüss.
- Bye.
- Bye.

1713
01:43:24,615 --> 01:43:26,617
(Musik schwillt an)
(Music swells)

1714
01:43:48,221 --> 01:43:50,474
- Ist doch irgendwie Kacke.
- Hm?
- It's kind of crap.
- huh?

1715
01:43:51,141 --> 01:43:53,518
Die haben eure Erfindung geklaut.
They stole your invention.

1716
01:43:53,769 --> 01:43:56,271
Das kann man doch nicht hinnehmen.
You can't accept that.

1717
01:43:56,438 --> 01:43:59,316
Die haben mehr Anwälte
als Berlin Einwohner.
They have more lawyers
than Berlin residents.

1718
01:43:59,483 --> 01:44:01,151
Der Zug ist abgefahren.
The train left.

1719
01:44:01,401 --> 01:44:04,279
Vielleicht ist es
eine unglaubliche Chance.
Maybe it's
an incredible opportunity.

1720
01:44:04,529 --> 01:44:05,906
Was meinst du?
What do you think?

1721
01:44:06,073 --> 01:44:07,199
Na ja.
On me.

1722
01:44:07,824 --> 01:44:10,744
Es ist unser Programm, auf ihren Rechnern.
It's our program, on your computers.

1723
01:44:10,994 --> 01:44:13,330
Die App läuft auf 700.000.000 Handys.
The app runs on 700,000,000 cell phones.

1724
01:44:14,790 --> 01:44:16,792
Was, wenn es eine Hintertür gäbe?
What if there was a back door?

1725
01:44:17,042 --> 01:44:19,252
Alter, die forsten das durch.
Dude, they're going through this.

1726
01:44:19,419 --> 01:44:21,546
Ja, es wäre auch kein Virus.
Yes, it wouldn't be a virus either.

1727
01:44:21,797 --> 01:44:23,006
Sondern?
Rather?

1728
01:44:23,256 --> 01:44:25,217
'ne kleine Verabredung.
a little date.

1729
01:44:25,384 --> 01:44:27,302
Für einen letzten Anruf.
For one last call.

1730
01:44:27,469 --> 01:44:31,056
Nana würde mich fragen,
was sie für mich tun kann.
Nana would ask
what she can do for me.

1731
01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:33,976
Und was würdest du sagen?
And what would you say

1732
01:44:34,142 --> 01:44:35,268
Ich weiß nicht.
I do not know.

1733
01:44:35,519 --> 01:44:38,939
Vielleicht würde Nana
die Leute ansprechen.
Maybe Nana would speak
to people.

1734
01:44:39,106 --> 01:44:42,693
<i>Ihnen zeigen, welche Daten</i>
<i>von ihnen gesammelt werden.</i>
<i>Show you what data is </i>
<i>being collected from them.</i>

1735
01:44:43,443 --> 01:44:46,780
Sie würde uns fragen,
wie wir leben möchten.
She would ask us
how we want to live.

1736
01:44:47,030 --> 01:44:50,534
<i>Ob Dinge, die wir kaufen,</i>
<i>Freude in unser Leben bringen,</i>
<i>Whether things we buy </i>
<i>bring joy to our lives</i>

1737
01:44:50,742 --> 01:44:53,036
<i>oder nur die Wohnung vollstellen.</i>
<i>or just fill up the apartment.</i>

1738
01:44:53,286 --> 01:44:56,123
<i>Sie würde sagen: "Die Zukunft ist da.</i>
<i>She would say, "The future is here.</i>

1739
01:44:56,289 --> 01:44:58,000
<i>Wir sind mittendrin.</i>
<i>We are right in the middle.</i>

1740
01:44:58,166 --> 01:45:00,293
<i>Aber wir müssen selber denken."</i>
<i>But we have to think for ourselves. "</i>

1741
01:45:01,837 --> 01:45:04,089
Wisst ihr, was das Beste daran ist?
Do you know what's best about it?

1742
01:45:04,339 --> 01:45:07,551
Zuckerman müsste mitmachen.
Er könnte nicht zurück.
Zuckerman would have to join in.
He couldn't go back.

1743
01:45:07,801 --> 01:45:10,804
<i>Er kann schlecht zugeben,</i>
<i>dass NANA geklaut ist.</i>
<i>He can hardly admit </i>
<i>that NANA was stolen.</i>

1744
01:45:10,971 --> 01:45:13,348
<i>Es wäre alles seine Idee gewesen.</i>
<i>It would have been all his idea.</i>

1745
01:45:16,309 --> 01:45:18,311
Das hast du...
You have it...

1746
01:45:19,938 --> 01:45:21,273
Hm?
Hm?

1747
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:23,358
Nee, das hast du nicht.
Nah, you didn't.

1748
01:45:23,608 --> 01:45:25,610
(Handy klingelt)
(Cell phone rings)

1749
01:45:25,777 --> 01:45:28,613
Ich glaube, das ist meins. Sorry.
I think this is mine. Sorry

1750
01:45:34,161 --> 01:45:35,287
Hallo, Nana.
Hello, Nana.

1751
01:45:35,537 --> 01:45:36,997
<i>Guten Morgen, Paul.</i>
<i>Good morning, Paul.</i>

1752
01:45:37,164 --> 01:45:38,790
Was für ein schöner Tag.
What a beautiful day.

1753
01:45:39,041 --> 01:45:40,417
<i>Ja, wunderschön.</i>
<i>Yes wonderful.</i>

1754
01:45:40,584 --> 01:45:41,960
<i>Ist es Zeit?</i>
<i>Is it time</i>

1755
01:45:42,586 --> 01:45:43,962
Jap.
Jap.

1756
01:45:44,129 --> 01:45:45,756
Zeit aufzuwachen.
Time to wake up.

1757
01:45:47,049 --> 01:45:48,258
3,
3,

1758
01:45:48,508 --> 01:45:50,052
2,
2,

1759
01:45:50,302 --> 01:45:51,678
1.
1.

1760
01:50:44,888 --> 01:50:46,890
{\an8}Übersetzung:
G. Thürnau
{\ an8} Translation:
G. Thürnau