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import asyncio
import time
from discord.ext.commands import UnexpectedQuoteError
import secret
import discord
import googletrans
import youtube_dl
from datetime import date
from discord.ext import commands
from googletrans import Translator
from PIL import Image
from PIL import ImageDraw
from PIL import ImageFont
from fonctions import *
# ID : 653563141002756106
# https://discordapp.com/oauth2/authorize?&client_id=653563141002756106&scope=bot&permissions=8
intents = discord.Intents.default()
intents.members = True
client = discord.Client()
bot = commands.Bot(command_prefix="--",
description="Le p'tit bot !",
case_insensitive=True)
tgFile = open("txt/tg.txt", "r+")
nbtg: int = int(tgFile.readlines()[0])
nbprime: int = 0
tgFile.close()
# On ready message
@bot.event
async def on_ready():
await bot.change_presence(activity=discord.Game(name=f"insulter {nbtg} personnes"))
print("Logged in as")
print(bot.user.name)
print(bot.user.id)
print("------")
# Get every message sent, stocked in 'message'
@bot.event
async def on_message(message):
global nbtg
global nbprime
channel = message.channel
MESSAGE = message.content.lower()
rdnb = random.randint(1, 5)
today = date.today()
user = message.author
# open and stock the dico, with a lot of words
dicoFile = open("txt/dico.txt", "r+")
dicoLines = dicoFile.readlines()
dicoSize = len(dicoLines)
dicoFile.close()
bansFile = open("txt/bans.txt", "r+")
bansLines = bansFile.readlines()
bansFile.close()
if message.author == bot.user: # we don't want the bot to repeat itself
return
if (str(channel.id) +
"\n") in bansLines: # option to ban reactions from some channels
await bot.process_commands(message)
return
# expansion of the dico, with words of every messages (stock only words, never complete message)
# we don't want a specific bot (from a friend) to expand the dico
if message.author.id != 696099307706777610:
if "```" in MESSAGE:
return
mot = ""
for i in range(len(MESSAGE)):
mot += MESSAGE[i]
if MESSAGE[i] == " " or i == len(MESSAGE) - 1:
ponctuation = [
" ",
".",
",",
";",
"!",
"?",
"(",
")",
"[",
"]",
":",
"*",
]
for j in ponctuation:
mot = mot.replace(j, " ")
if verifAlphabet(mot) and 0 < len(mot) < 27:
mot += "\n"
if mot not in dicoLines:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - nouveau mot : {mot}")
dicoLines.append(mot)
mot = ""
dicoLines.sort()
if len(dicoLines) > 0 and len(dicoLines) > dicoSize:
dicoFile = open("txt/dico.txt", "w+")
for i in dicoLines:
dicoFile.write(i)
dicoFile.close()
# stock file full of insults (yes I know...)
fichierInsulte = open("txt/insultes.txt", "r")
linesInsultes = fichierInsulte.readlines()
insultes = []
for line in linesInsultes:
line = line.replace("\n", "")
insultes.append(line)
fichierInsulte.close()
if message.content.startswith("--addInsult"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()})", end=" - ")
mot = str(message.content)
mot = mot.replace(mot[0:12], "")
if len(mot) <= 2:
await channel.send("Sympa l'insulte...")
return
mot = "\n" + mot
fichierInsulte = open("txt/insultes.txt", "a")
fichierInsulte.write(mot)
fichierInsulte.close()
print("Nouvelle insulte :", mot)
await channel.send("Je retiens...")
# ping a people 10 time, once every 3 sec
if MESSAGE.startswith("--appel"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()})", end=" - ")
if "<@!653563141002756106>" in MESSAGE:
await channel.send("T'es un marrant toi")
print("A tenté d'appeler le bot")
elif "<@" not in MESSAGE:
await channel.send("Tu veux appeler quelqu'un ? Bah tag le ! *Mondieu...*")
print("A tenté d'appeler sans taguer")
elif not message.author.guild_permissions.administrator:
await channel.send("Dommage, tu n'as pas le droit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯")
print("A tenté d'appeler sans les droits")
else:
nom = MESSAGE.replace("--appel ", "")
liste = [
"Allo ",
"T'es la ? ",
"Tu viens ",
"On t'attend...",
"Ca commence a faire long ",
"Tu viens un jour ??? ",
"J'en ai marre de toi... ",
"Allez grouille !! ",
"Toujours en rertard de toute facon... ",
"ALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ",
]
random.shuffle(liste)
for mot in liste:
text = mot + nom
await channel.send(text)
time.sleep(3)
print("A appelé", nom)
return
# if you tag this bot in any message
if "<@!653563141002756106>" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A ping le bot")
user = str(message.author.nick)
if user == "None":
user = message.author.name
rep = [
"ya quoi ?!",
"Qu'est ce que tu as " + user + " ?",
"Oui c'est moi",
"Présent !",
"*Oui ma bicheuh <3*",
user + " lance un duel.",
"Je t'aime.",
"T'as pas d'amis ? trouduc",
]
if user == "Le Grand bot":
rep.append("Oui bb ?")
rep.append("Yo <@!747066145550368789>")
elif message.author.id == 359743894042443776:
rep.append("Patron !")
rep.append("Eh mattez, ce mec est mon dev 👆")
rep.append("Je vais tous vous anéantir, en commençant par toi.")
rep.append("Tu es mort.")
await channel.send(random.choice(rep))
return
# send 5 randoms words from the dico
if MESSAGE == "--random":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A généré une phrase aléatoire")
text = ""
rd_dico = dicoLines
random.shuffle(rd_dico)
for i in range(5):
text += rd_dico[i]
if i != 4:
text += " "
text += "."
text = text.replace("\n", "")
text = text.replace(text[0], text[0].upper(), 1)
await channel.send(text)
# send the number of words stocked in the dico
if MESSAGE == "--dico":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A compter le nombe de mots du dico")
text = f"J'ai actuellement {str(len(dicoLines))} mots enregistrés, nickel"
await channel.send(text)
# begginning of reaction programs, get inspired
if not MESSAGE.startswith("--"):
if "enerv" in MESSAGE or "énerv" in MESSAGE and rdnb >= 2:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - S'est enervé")
await channel.send("(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻")
if "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A balancé la table")
await channel.send("┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)")
if (MESSAGE.startswith("tu sais") or MESSAGE.startswith("vous savez") or MESSAGE.startswith("savez vous")
or MESSAGE.startswith("savez-vous") or MESSAGE.startswith("savais-tu") or MESSAGE.startswith("savais tu")) \
and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé si on savait")
reponses = [
"J'en ai vraiment rien à faire tu sais ?",
"Waaa... Je bois tes paroles",
"Dis moi tout bg",
"Balec",
"M'en fous",
"Plait-il ?",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE == "pas mal" and rdnb > 2:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A trouvé ca pas mal")
reponses = [
"mouais",
"peut mieux faire",
"woaw",
":o"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if (MESSAGE == "ez" or MESSAGE == "easy") and rdnb >= 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A trouvé ça facile")
reponses = [
"https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-easy-easy-peasy-lemon-squeazy-gif-7268918",
"https://tenor.com/view/pewds-pewdiepie-easy-ez-gif-9475407",
"https://tenor.com/view/easy-red-easy-button-red-button-gif-4642542",
"https://tenor.com/view/simple-easy-easy-game-easy-life-deal-with-it-gif-9276124"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE in [
"bite",
"zizi",
"teub",
"zboub",
"penis",
"chybre",
"chybrax",
"chibre",
]:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A parlé de bite")
text = "8" + "=" * random.randint(0, int(
today.strftime("%d"))) + "D"
await channel.send(text)
if MESSAGE.startswith("stop") or MESSAGE.startswith("arrête") or MESSAGE.startswith("arrete") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé d'arrêter")
reponses = [
"https://tenor.com/view/daddys-home2-daddys-home2gifs-stop-it-stop-that-i-mean-it-gif-9694318",
"https://tenor.com/view/stop-sign-when-you-catch-feelings-note-to-self-stop-now-gif-4850841",
"https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-7929301"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("exact") and rdnb > 2:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A trouvé ça exacte")
reponses = [
"Je dirais même plus, exact.",
"Il est vrai",
"AH BON ??!",
"C'est cela",
"Plat-il ?",
"Jure ?",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE == "<3":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A envoyé de l'amour")
reponses = [
"Nique ta tante (pardon)",
"<3",
"luv luv",
"moi aussi je t'aime ❤",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE in ["toi-même", "toi-meme", "toi même", "toi meme"]:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A sorti sa meilleure répartie")
reponses = [
"Je ne vous permet pas",
"Miroir magique",
"C'est celui qui dit qui l'est",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if "<@!747066145550368789>" in message.content:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A parlé du grand bot")
reponses = [
"bae",
"Ah oui, cette sous-race de <@!747066145550368789>",
"il a moins de bits que moi",
"son pere est un con",
"ca se dit grand mais tout le monde sait que....",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if "❤" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A envoyé du love")
await message.add_reaction("❤")
if (MESSAGE.startswith("hein") or MESSAGE.startswith("1")) and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A commencé par 1", end="")
reponses = [
"deux",
"2",
"deux ?",
"2 😏"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
# waits for a message valiudating further instructions
def check(m):
return ("3" in m.content or "trois" in m.content) and m.channel == message.channel and not m.startswith(
"http")
try:
await bot.wait_for("message", timeout=60.0, check=check)
except asyncio.TimeoutError:
await message.add_reaction("☹")
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A pas su compter")
else:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A su compter")
reponses = [
"BRAVO TU SAIS COMPTER !",
"SOLEIL !",
"4, 5, 6, 7.... oh et puis merde",
"HAHAHAHAH non.",
"stop.",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE == "a" and rdnb > 2:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A commencer par a", end="")
def check(m):
return m.content.lower() == "b" and m.channel == message.channel
try:
await bot.wait_for("message", timeout=60.0, check=check)
except asyncio.TimeoutError:
await message.add_reaction("☹")
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A pas continué par b")
else:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A connait son alphabet")
await channel.send("A B C GNEU GNEU MARRANT TROU DU CUL !!!")
if MESSAGE == "ah" and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
if rdnb >= 4:
print("S'est fait Oh/Bh")
reponses = ["Oh", "Bh"]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
else:
print("S'est fait répondre avec le dico (ah)")
await channel.send(finndAndReplace("a", dicoLines))
if MESSAGE == "oh" and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
if rdnb >= 4:
print("S'est fait répondre (oh)")
reponses = ["Quoi ?",
"p",
"ah",
":o",
"https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AptGrouchyAmericanquarterhorse-size_restricted.gif"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
else:
print("S'est fait répondre par le dico (oh)")
await channel.send(finndAndReplace("o", dicoLines))
if MESSAGE == "eh" and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
if rdnb >= 4:
print("S'est fait répondre (eh)")
reponses = ["hehehehehe", "oh", "Du calme."]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
else:
print("S'est fait répondre par le dico (eh)")
await channel.send(finndAndReplace("é", dicoLines))
if MESSAGE.startswith("merci"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A dit merci")
if rdnb >= 3:
reponses = [
"De rien hehe",
"C'est normal t'inquiète",
"Je veux le cul d'la crémière avec.",
"non.",
"Excuse toi non ?",
"Au plaisir",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
else:
await message.add_reaction("🥰")
if MESSAGE == "skusku" or MESSAGE == "sku sku":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé qui jouait")
await channel.send("KICÉKIJOUE ????")
if ("😢" in MESSAGE or "😭" in MESSAGE) and rdnb >= 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A chialé")
reponses = [
"cheh",
"dur dur",
"dommage mon p'tit pote",
"balec",
"tant pis",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("tu veux") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé si on voulait")
reponses = [
"Ouais gros",
"Carrément ma poule",
"Mais jamais tes fou ptdr",
"Oui.",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("quoi") and rdnb > 2:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé quoi")
reponses = [
"feur",
"hein ?",
"nan laisse",
"oublie",
"rien",
"😯"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("pourquoi") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé pourquoi")
reponses = [
"PARCEQUEEEE",
"Aucune idée.",
"Demande au voisin",
"Pourquoi tu demandes ça ?",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if (MESSAGE in [
"facepalm",
"damn",
"fait chier",
"fais chier",
"ptn",
"putain"]
or MESSAGE.startswith("pff") or MESSAGE.startswith("no..")) \
and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A gifé Conteville")
await channel.send(
"https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636579760419504148/811916705663025192/image0.gif"
)
if (MESSAGE.startswith("t'es sur") or MESSAGE.startswith("t sur")) and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé si on était sur")
reponses = [
"Ouais gros",
"Nan pas du tout",
"Qui ne tente rien...",
"haha 👀",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if (MESSAGE.startswith("ah ouais") or MESSAGE.startswith("ah bon")) and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - S'est intérrogé de la véracité du dernier propos")
reponses = [
"Ouais gros", "Nan ptdr", "Je sais pas écoute...", "tg"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("au pied") and message.author.id == 359743894042443776:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Le maitre m'a appelé")
reponses = [
"wouf wouf",
"Maître ?",
"*s'agenouille*\nComment puis-je vous être utile ?",
"*Nous vous devons une reconnaissance éternelllllllle*",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if "<@!761898936364695573>" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A parlé de mon pote")
await channel.send("Tu parles comment de mon pote là ?")
if "tg" in MESSAGE:
MESSAGE = " " + MESSAGE + " "
for i in range(len(MESSAGE) - 3):
if (MESSAGE[i] == " " and MESSAGE[i + 1] == "t"
and MESSAGE[i + 2] == "g" and MESSAGE[i + 3] == " "):
nbtg += 1
tgFile = open("txt/tg.txt", "w+")
tgFile.write(str(nbtg))
tgFile.close()
activity = f"insulter {nbtg} personnes"
await bot.change_presence(activity=discord.Game(
name=activity))
await channel.send(random.choice(insultes))
if rdnb >= 4:
await message.add_reaction('🇹')
await message.add_reaction('🇬')
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A insulté")
return
if MESSAGE == "cheh" or MESSAGE == "sheh":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A dit cheh")
if rdnb >= 3:
reponses = [
"Oh tu t'excuses", "Cheh", "C'est pas gentil ça", "🙁"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
else:
await message.add_reaction("😉")
if MESSAGE.startswith("non") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A dit non")
reponses = [
"si.",
"ah bah ca c'est sur",
"SÉRIEUX ??",
"logique aussi",
"jure ?",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("lequel") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé lequel")
reponses = [
"Le deuxième",
"Le prochain",
"Aucun"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("laquelle") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé laquelle")
reponses = [
"La deuxième",
"La prochaine",
"Aucune"
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if MESSAGE.startswith("miroir magique"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A sorti une répartie de maternelle")
await channel.send(MESSAGE)
if MESSAGE.startswith("jure") and rdnb > 4:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé de jurer")
if "wola" in MESSAGE:
await channel.send("Wola")
elif "wallah" in MESSAGE:
await channel.send("Wallah")
else:
rep = await channel.send(
"Je jure de dire la vérité, uniquement la vérité et toute la vérité"
)
if rdnb >= 4:
await rep.add_reaction("🤞")
if "☹" in MESSAGE or "😞" in MESSAGE or "😦" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A chialé")
await message.add_reaction("🥰")
if MESSAGE == "f" or MESSAGE == "rip":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Payed respect")
await channel.send(
"#####\n#\n#\n####\n#\n#\n# to pay respect")
if ("quentin" in MESSAGE or "quent1" in MESSAGE) and rdnb >= 4:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A parlé de mon maitre")
await channel.send("Papa ! 🤗")
if MESSAGE.startswith("god"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
day = today.strftime("%d")
month = today.strftime("%m")
MESSAGE = MESSAGE.replace("god", "")
userID = ""
if "<@!" not in MESSAGE:
userID = int(user.id)
else:
i = 0
for i in range(len(MESSAGE)):
if (MESSAGE[i] == "<" and MESSAGE[i + 1] == "@"
and MESSAGE[i + 2] == "!"):
i += 3
userID = ""
break
while MESSAGE[i] != ">" and i < len(MESSAGE):
userID += MESSAGE[i]
i += 1
userID = int(userID)
if userID % 5 != (int(day) + int(month)) % 5:
await channel.send("Not today (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞")
print("N'est pas dieu aujourd'hui")
return
user = await message.guild.fetch_member(userID)
pfp = user.avatar_url
gods = [
["https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.IXAIL06o83HxXHGjKHqZMAHaKe&pid=Api", "Loki"],
["https://www.wallpaperflare.com/static/810/148/1018/painting-vikings-odin-gungnir-wallpaper.jpg",
"Odin"],
["https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.3NR2eZEBm46mrcFM_p14RgHaJ3&pid=Api", "Osiris"],
["https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.KXfuA_jDa_cfDkrMInOMfQHaJq&pid=Api", "Shiva"],
["https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.BYG-Xfgo4To4PJaY32Gj0gHaKD&pid=Api", "Poseidon"],
["https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M6A5OIYcaUO5UUrUjVRn5wHaNK&pid=Api", "Arceus"],
["https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M2w0Dn5HK19lF68UcicLUwHaMv&pid=Api", "Anubis"],
["https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.pVKMpFtFLRjIpAEsPMafJgAAAA&pid=Api", "Tezcatlipoca"],
["https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.8hT9rmQRFhGa11CTdXXPQAHaJ6&pid=Api", "Venus"],
["https://c.tenor.com/nMkmGwGH8s8AAAAd/elon-musk-smoke.gif","Elon Musk"]
]
embed = discord.Embed(
title="This is God",
description="<@%s> is that god." % userID,
color=0xECCE8B,
url=random.choice([
"https://media.giphy.com/media/USm8tJQzgDAAKJRKkk/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/ZArMUnViJtKaBH0XLg/giphy.gif",
"https://tenor.com/view/bruce-almighty-morgan-freeman-i-am-god-hello-hey-gif-4743445"
])
)
god = gods[((userID // 365 + int(day) * 5) // int(month)) % len(gods)]
embed.set_thumbnail(url=pfp)
embed.set_author(name="Le p'tit god", url="https://github.com/NozyZy/Le-ptit-bot",
icon_url="https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/653563141002756106/5e2ef5faf8773b5216aca6b8923ea87a.png")
embed.set_image(url=god[0])
embed.set_footer(text=god[1])
print("Est un dieu aujourd'hui : ", god[1])
await channel.send("God looks like him.", embed=embed)
if MESSAGE.startswith("hello") and rdnb >= 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A dit hello")
await channel.send(file=discord.File("images/helo.jpg"))
if (MESSAGE == "enculé" or MESSAGE == "enculer") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demander d'aller se faire enculer")
image = ["images/tellermeme.png", "images/bigard.jpeg"]
await channel.send(file=discord.File(random.choice(image)))
if MESSAGE == "stonks":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Stonked")
await channel.send(file=discord.File("images/stonks.png"))
if (MESSAGE == "parfait" or MESSAGE == "perfection") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Perfection")
await channel.send(file=discord.File("images/perfection.jpg"))
if MESSAGE.startswith("leeroy"):
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - LEEROOOOOOOOOOYY")
await channel.send(file=discord.File("sounds/Leeroy Jenkins.mp3"))
if "pute" in MESSAGE and rdnb > 4:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Le pute")
reponses = [
"https://tenor.com/view/mom-gif-10756105",
"https://tenor.com/view/wiener-sausages-hotdogs-gif-5295979",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3HZ0lvpdw6A/maxresdefault.jpg",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if "guillotine" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Le guillotine")
reponses = [
"https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396",
"https://tenor.com/view/guillotine-gulp-worried-scared-slug-riot-gif-11539046",
"https://tenor.com/view/revolution-guillotine-marie-antoinette-off-with-their-heads-behead-gif-12604431",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if (MESSAGE == "ouh" or MESSAGE == "oh.") and rdnb > 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - 'OUH.', by Velikson")
await channel.send("https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AptGrouchyAmericanquarterhorse-size_restricted.gif")
if "pd" in MESSAGE:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A parlé de pd")
MESSAGE = " " + MESSAGE + " "
for i in range(len(MESSAGE) - 3):
if (MESSAGE[i] == " " and MESSAGE[i + 1] == "p"
and MESSAGE[i + 2] == "d" and MESSAGE[i + 3] == " "):
await channel.send(file=discord.File("images/pd.jpg"))
if "oof" in MESSAGE and rdnb >= 3:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - oof")
reponses = [
"https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/636579760419504148/811916705663025192/image0.gif",
"https://tenor.com/view/oh-snap-surprise-shocked-johncena-gif-5026702",
"https://tenor.com/view/oof-damn-wow-ow-size-gif-16490485",
"https://tenor.com/view/oof-simpsons-gif-14031953",
"https://tenor.com/view/yikes-michael-scott-the-office-my-bad-oof-gif-13450971",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
if ("money" in MESSAGE or "argent" in MESSAGE) and rdnb >= 4:
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - Money bitch")
reponses = [
"https://tenor.com/view/6m-rain-wallstreet-makeitrain-gif-8203989",
"https://tenor.com/view/money-makeitrain-rain-guap-dollar-gif-7391084",
"https://tenor.com/view/taka-money-gif-10114852",
]
await channel.send(random.choice(reponses))
# teh help command, add commands call, but not reactions
if MESSAGE == "--help":
print(f">>({user.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé de l'aide")
await channel.send(
"Commandes : \n"
" **F** to pay respect\n"
" **--serverInfo** pour connaître les infos du server\n"
" **--clear** *nb* pour supprimer *nb* messages\n"
" **--addInsult** pour ajouter des insultes et **tg** pour te faire insulter\n"
" **--game** pour jouer au jeu du **clap**\n"
" **--presentation** et **--master** pour créer des memes\n"
" **--repeat** pour que je répète ce qui vient après l'espace\n"
" **--appel** puis le pseudo de ton pote pour l'appeler (admin only)\n"
" **--crypt** pour chiffrer/déchiffrer un message César (décalage)\n"
" **--random** pour écrire 5 mots aléatoires\n"
" **--randint** *nb1*, *nb2* pour avoir un nombre aléatoire entre ***nb1*** et ***nb2***\n"
" **--calcul** *nb1* (+, -, /, *, ^, !) *nb2* pour avoir un calcul adéquat \n"
" **--isPrime** *nb* pour tester si *nb* est premier\n"
" **--prime** *nb* pour avoir la liste de tous les nombres premiers jusqu'a *nb* au minimum\n"
" **--poll** ***question***, *prop1*, *prop2*,..., *prop10* pour avoir un sondage de max 10 propositions\n"
" **--invite** pour savoir comment m'inviter\n"
"Et je risque de réagir à tes messages, parfois de manière... **Inattendue** 😈"
)
else:
# allows command to process after the on_message() function call
await bot.process_commands(message)
# beginning of the commands
@bot.command() # delete 'nombre' messages
async def clear(ctx, nombre: int):
print(
f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé de clear {nombre} messages dans le channel {ctx.channel.name} du serveur {ctx.guild.name}")
messages = await ctx.channel.history(limit=nombre + 1).flatten()
for message in messages:
await message.delete()
@bot.command() # repeat the 'text', and delete the original message
async def repeat(ctx, *text):
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé de répéter {' '.join(text)} messages")
messages = await ctx.channel.history(limit=1).flatten()
for message in messages:
await message.delete()
await ctx.send(" ".join(text))
@bot.command() # show the number of people in the server, and its name
async def serverinfo(ctx):
server = ctx.guild
nbUsers = server.member_count
text = f"Le serveur **{server.name}** contient **{nbUsers}** personnes !"
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé les infos du serveur {server.name}")
await ctx.send(text)
@bot.command() # send the 26 possibilites of a ceasar un/decryption
async def crypt(ctx, *text):
mot = " ".join(text)
messages = await ctx.channel.history(limit=1).flatten()
for message in messages:
await message.delete()
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - A demandé de crypter {mot} en {crypting(mot)}")
await ctx.send(f"||{mot}|| :\n" + crypting(mot))
@bot.command() # send a random integer between two numbers, or 1 and 0
async def randint(ctx, *text):
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
tab = []
MESSAGE = "".join(text)
nb2 = 0
i = 0
while i < len(MESSAGE) and MESSAGE[i] != ",":
if 48 <= ord(MESSAGE[i]) <= 57:
tab.append(MESSAGE[i])
i += 1
if len(tab) == 0:
await ctx.send("Rentre un nombre banane")
print("A demandé un nombre aléatoire sans donner d'encadrement")
return
nb1 = strToInt(tab)
if i != len(MESSAGE):
nb2 = strToInt(list=nbInStr(MESSAGE, i, len(MESSAGE)))
if nb1 == nb2:
text = f"Bah {str(nb1)} du coup... 🙄"
await ctx.send(text)
print(f"A demandé le nombre {nb1}")
return
if nb2 < nb1:
temp = nb2
nb2 = nb1
nb1 = temp
rd = random.randint(nb1, nb2)
print(f"A généré un nombre aléatoire [|{nb1}:{nb2}|] = {rd}")
await ctx.send(rd)
@bot.command() # send a random word from the dico, the first to write it wins
async def game(ctx):
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
dicoFile = open("txt/dico.txt", "r+")
dicoLines = dicoFile.readlines()
dicoFile.close()
mot = random.choice(dicoLines)
mot = mot.replace("\n", "")
text = f"Le premier à écrire **{mot}** a gagné"
print(f"A joué au jeu en devinant {mot}, ", end="")
reponse = await ctx.send(text)
if ctx.author == bot.user:
return
def check(m):
return m.content == mot and m.channel == ctx.channel
try:
msg = await bot.wait_for("message", timeout=60.0, check=check)
except asyncio.TimeoutError:
await reponse.add_reaction("☹")
else:
user = str(msg.author.nick)
text = f"**{user}** a gagné !"
print(f"{user} a gagné")
await ctx.send(text)
@bot.command(
) # do a simple calcul of 2 numbers and 1 operator (or a fractionnal)
async def calcul(ctx, *text):
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
tab = []
symbols = ["-", "+", "/", "*", "^", "!"]
Message = "".join(text)
Message = Message.lower()
nb2 = i = rd = 0
if "infinity" in Message:
text = ""
for i in range(1999):
text += "9"
await ctx.send(text)
print("A demandé de calculer l'infini")
return
while i < len(Message) and 48 <= ord(Message[i]) <= 57:
if 48 <= ord(Message[i]) <= 57:
tab.append(Message[i])
i += 1
if len(tab) == 0:
await ctx.send("Rentre un nombre banane")
print("A demandé de calculer sans rentrer de nombre")
return
if i == len(Message) or Message[i] not in symbols:
await ctx.send("Rentre un symbole (+, -, *, /, ^, !)")
print("A demandé de calculer sans rentrer de symbole")
return
symb = Message[i]
nb1 = strToInt(tab)
if symb == "!":
if nb1 > 806: # can't go above 806 recursion deepth
await ctx.send("806! maximum, désolé 🤷♂️")
print("A demandé de calculer plus de 806! (erreur récursive)")
return
rd = facto(nb1)
text = str(nb1) + "! =" + str(rd)
await ctx.send(text)
print(f"A demandé de calculer {text}")
return
if i != len(Message):
tab = nbInStr(Message, i, len(Message))
if len(tab) == 0:
await ctx.send("Rentre un deuxième nombre patate")
print("A demandé de calculer sans reentrer de deuxième nombre")
return
nb2 = strToInt(tab)
if symb == "+":
rd = nb1 + nb2
elif symb == "-":
rd = nb1 - nb2
elif symb == "*":
rd = nb1 * nb2
elif symb == "/":
if nb2 == 0:
await ctx.send("±∞")
print("A demandé de calculer une division par 0 (le con)")
return
rd = float(nb1 / nb2)
elif symb == "^":
rd = nb1 ** nb2
text = str(nb1) + str(symb) + str(nb2) + "=" + str(rd)
print(text)
print(f"A demandé de calculer {text}")
await ctx.send(text)
@bot.command(
) # create a reaction poll with a question, and max 10 propositions
async def poll(ctx, *text):
print(f">>({ctx.author.name} {time.asctime()}) - ", end="")
tab = []
Message = " ".join(text)
text = ""
for i in range(len(Message)):
if Message[i] == ",":
tab.append(text)
text = ""
elif i == len(Message) - 1:
text += Message[i]
tab.append(text)
else:
text += Message[i]
if len(tab) <= 1:
await ctx.send(
"Ecris plusieurs choix séparés par des virgules, c'est pas si compliqué que ça..."
)
print("A demandé un poll sans choix")
return
if len(tab) > 11:
await ctx.send("Ca commence à faire beaucoup non ?... 10 max ca suffit"
)
print("A demandé un poll e plus de 10 choix")
return
text = ""
print("A demandé un poll avec : ", end="")
for i in range(len(tab)):
print(tab[i], sep=" - ")
if i == 0:
text += "❓"
elif i == 1:
text += "\n1️⃣"
elif i == 2:
text += "\n2️⃣"
elif i == 3:
text += "\n3️⃣"
elif i == 4:
text += "\n4️⃣"
elif i == 5:
text += "\n5️⃣"
elif i == 6: