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#! /usr/bin/python3 -u
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
import os
import sys
import configparser
import re
import time
import shutil
import random
import pickle
import json
import syslog
import subprocess
import requests
import bs4
import telebot
from datetime import date, datetime
import threading
import subprocess
import pycurl
from io import BytesIO
# pyTelegramBotAPI
# https://github.com/eternnoir/pyTelegramBotAPI
# pip3 install pyTelegramBotAPI
__version__ = "Mon Jul 15 01:05:26 PM CEST 2024"
START_TIME = time.ctime()
# Message to send to @BotFather about its usage.
Commands_Listing = """
Open a talk to @BotFather and send these commands
using "/setcommands"
== Super ultra bot.==
oi - Hummm... então tá.
ultrafofos - Quem são, o que são e como vivem.
photo - Maravilhos nudes livres. Sério.
rtfm - O que todo mundo já devia saber.
distro - Use: distro <suadistro>. Uma fofurinha sobre sua distro favorita. Ou não.
xkcd - Sua dose diária de humor ácido do xkcd.
dilbert - Sua dose diária de humor corporativo.
vidadeprogramador - Sua dose diária de Alonzo.
vidadesuporte - Sua dose diária de chamados no helpdesk.
tirinhadorex - Tirinhas meio emo.
fofometro - Quão fofo você é? Tente.
fofondex - Ranking de fofura.
blobometro - Quão blob você é? Tente.
blobondex - Ranking de blobice.
fortune - A sorte do dia. Ou não.
date - A data atual.
uptime - Somente os fortes entenderão.
mandanudes - Pura sensualidade.
mandafoods - Aquele nham-nham pra deixar seu dia mais alegre! 💞
nudes - Sensualidade dum jeito mais rápido.
foods - Fome de um jeito mais rápido.
emacs - Religião é coisa séria. Principalmente a parte do vinho e pecado.
motivational - Pra melhorar *aquela* segunda-feira.
dia - Pra saber em qual dia da semana estamos. Ou não.
blob - Quem não precisa de firmware pra funcionar?
mimimi - Mande: /mimimi frase.
bomdia - Assim que se começa um dia de verdade.
fontes - Pra ter livre acesso ao conteúdo.
oiamor - Também te amo.
fuda - Os males do software livre.
hacked - Shame, shame, shame...
corona - status do corona virus
version - versão do bot
"""
DEBUG = False
CONFIG = ".twitterc"
HOME = os.environ.get('HOME')
PIDFILE = f"{HOME}/.stallmanbot.pid"
PAUTAS = f"{HOME}/canalunixloadon/pautas"
PAUTAS_URL = "https://github.com/helioloureiro/canalunixloadon/tree/master/pautas"
IMGDIR = f"{HOME}/motivational"
SCRIPTHOME = f"{HOME}/homemadescripts"
FOFODB = f"{HOME}/fofondex.db"
MANDAFOODSFILE = f"{HOME}/foodporn.json"
FOODPORNURL = "https://www.reddit.com/r/foodporn.json?sort=new"
simple_lock = False # very simple lock way
botadm, cfg, key, configuration = None, None, None, None
GIFS = {
"no_wait": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohk2t7MVZln3z8rrW/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fzIJxUF2EpGqk48/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/hbqoS6tq5CMtq/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fzQLOZjieBbUGv6/giphy.gif"
],
"popcorn": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MSapGH8s2hoNG/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/51sOSwMffAAuY/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/TrDxCdtmdluP6/giphy.gif"
],
"coffee": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3owvK3nt6hDUbcWiI0/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/DrJm6F9poo4aA/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MKkpDUqXFaL7O/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/oZEBLugoTthxS/giphy.gif"
],
"shame": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/eP1fobjusSbu/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/SSX4Sj7oB0cWQ/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/m6ljvZNi8xnvG/giphy.gif"
],
"boyola": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3owvJYxTqRz6w5chwc/giphy.gif"
],
"approval": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/xSM46ernAUN3y/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwp0HAJ2R49xNks/giphy.gif", # thumbs up
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3owvK1HepTg3TnLRhS/giphy.gif"
],
"ban": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMDzs9xYtHXeItG/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/H99r2HtnYs492/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JebrcLzSVLwCYEM/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/10A60gknFNLUVq/giphy.gif"
],
"helio": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fzBbBklSWVRPz9K/giphy.gif", #colors
"https://media.giphy.com/media/hbqoS6tq5CMtq/giphy.gif", #facepalm
"https://media.giphy.com/media/SYEskzoOgwxWM/giphy.gif", #hacker
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MKkpDUqXFaL7O/giphy.gif", #coffee
"https://media.giphy.com/media/KsW4LMQRO1YLS/giphy.gif", #treta
"https://media.giphy.com/media/qkXhEeRO3Rrt6/giphy.gif", #tasqueopariu
"https://media.giphy.com/media/51sOSwMffAAuY/giphy.gif", #pipoca
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwwnixgbdViKREI/giphy.gif", # kannelbulla
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l378zoQ5oTatwi2li/giphy.gif", # eye sight
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ov9jNAyexHvu0Ela0/giphy.gif", # send bun
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwp0HAJ2R49xNks/giphy.gif", # thumbs up
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwneKeCkbALPcKk/giphy.gif", # tinder
"https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgqIuvUoKD5oliw/giphy.gif", # irony
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MSapGH8s2hoNG/giphy.gif"
],
"nudes": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/PpNTwxZyJUFby/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/q4cdfs7GcvzG0/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/ERay9nmFB027m/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/t7NsoBIxIT4mQ/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/Hbutx0s2ZYZyw/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vQWJaua7jOns9dC/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsTf2gnGE5liGdi/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/NK2UQa6mbtrW0/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlK37zDy1JsJnji/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xWkBckB1SbmAXC/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MFFyKHqLNe9cQ/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JdXY0zQv7uN0uVG/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/GqxwTEeHIeMo0/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/10yqoCYci3xxn2/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/hx9SHiDED2nv2/giphy.gif"
],
"aprigio": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l3fzQbp5wdi2HiSCk/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7aD1O0sr60srwU80/giphy.gif"
],
"treta": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/KsW4LMQRO1YLS/giphy.gif"
],
"anemonos": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/SYEskzoOgwxWM/giphy.gif"
],
"tasqueopariu": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/qkXhEeRO3Rrt6/giphy.gif"
],
"diego": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7aDdlF3viwGzKJZ6/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/QN451Wg12SilkyRU3l/giphy.gif"
],
"patola": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/1gdwLUi5QUzKDUx7U8/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/1qefNEESPpMthOeEZ8/giphy.gif"
],
"spock": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/26vIdECBsGvzl9pxS/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/CSXoBa3YNXk0U/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/eSXWZ93nNrq00/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/AxgpnA3X092Zq/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/F2fv3bjPnYhKE/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/CSXoBa3YNXk0U/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/CidfkCKipW1sQ/giphy.gif",
],
"bun": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ov9jNAyexHvu0Ela0/giphy.gif"
],
"coc": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/OT5oCJMFLq0wZ2xuX8/giphy.gif"
],
"mimimi": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/ylPWDQuapyexa/giphy.gif"
],
"nanga": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/RCBQSWiMPTQly/giphy.gif"
],
"tinder": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwneKeCkbALPcKk/giphy.gif"
],
"wtf": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/l378zoQ5oTatwi2li/giphy.gif"
], # eye sight
"ironia": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9IgqIuvUoKD5oliw/giphy.gif"
], # irony
"segundas": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/nDZ3OkpknpElZdseUb/giphy.gif"
],
"estudar": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/MSfMd1JFtnZfj644Tl/giphy.gif"
],
"truta": [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/EBTvp73wY274d1peTg/giphy.gif"
],
"chora": [
"https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_1195970_gW3o6.jpg"
],
"cloud": [
"https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_257328_MK4Rv.jpg"
],
"non-free": [
"https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_1857481_trzgo.jpg"
],
"fe-amo": [
"https://dinofauro.com.br/loja/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Caneca-Fe-amo-3.png"
]
}
GIFS["pipoca"] = GIFS["popcorn"]
GIFS["vergonha"] = GIFS["shame"]
GIFS["cafe"] = GIFS["coffee"]
GIFS["pera"] = GIFS["no_wait"]
FAILURES = [
"https://media.giphy.com/media/LDay3WufGjxEA/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/5AlEvP1UEeecg/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/5xaOcLyxnN1UxgqDTuU/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/vPH4IIua3umxG/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/8LkXSrAACvLAA/giphy.gif",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/nEovVMM8Z5H6U/giphy.gif"
]
RESPONSES_TEXT = {
"starttime": START_TIME,
"kkkk": "Hilário.",
"hahaha": "Hilário.",
"fonte": """Estou aqui com 100% de acesso ao conteúdo em:
https://github.com/helioloureiro/homemadescripts/blob/master/stallmanbot.py
""",
"blob": """
Blob nosso que estais no kernel
codificado seja o vosso nome.
Venha a nós o vosso driver.
Seja feita integração com vontade,
assim no kernel como no shell.
O patch nosso de cada dia nos dai hoje.
Perdoai os nossos scripts,
assim com nós perdoamos a quem é ultrafofo.
Não nos deixei cair de uptime.
Mas livrai-nos do FUDA,
Amuleke!
""",
"emacs": """
Linux nosso que estais no PC
Bem compilado seja o vosso Kernel
Venha a nós o vosso código
Seja feita a vossa tarball
Assim em casa como no trabalho
O bit nosso de cada dia seja escovado
Apagai com rm -rf
Para nunca mais recuperar o que foi perdido
E não nos deixeis errar a compilação
E livrai a todos da M$
Amém.
""",
"ping": "ACK",
"version": __version__,
"starttime": START_TIME,
"ultrafofo": """#UltraFofos é o grupo super fofis de defensores de software livre.
Veja mais em: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIRk38d32vA
""",
"help": """Precisa de ajuda?
Procure o CVV.
http://www.cvv.org.br
""",
"rtfm": """Read The F*cking Manual. Ou leia o Guia Foca GNU/Linux.
http://www.guiafoca.org/
"""
}
# Aliases
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"fontes"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["fonte"]
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"src"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["fonte"]
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"source"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["fonte"]
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"pong"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["ping"]
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"ajuda"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["help"]
RESPONSES_TEXT[u"ultrafofos"] = RESPONSES_TEXT["ultrafofo"]
LOGTAG = "StallNoMan"
FIREFOX = { "user-agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Ubuntu" }
MYZILLA = { "user-agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Ubuntu Chromium/34.0.1847.116 Chrome/34.0.1847.116 Safari/537.36 Suck This You Bastards Blocking module requests" }
# Refactoring
# Applying the concepts from clean code (thanks uncle Bob)
def set_debug():
global DEBUG
if DEBUG is False:
if "DEBUG" in os.environ:
DEBUG = True
def debug(*msg):
if DEBUG and msg:
timestamp = f"[{time.ctime()}]"
allText = " ".join(str(x) for x in msg)
try:
print(timestamp, *msg)
syslog.openlog(LOGTAG)
syslog.syslog(syslog.LOG_DEBUG, allText)
except Exception as e:
print(f"{timestamp} DEBUG ERROR:", e)
def shell_curl(url : str) -> str:
"""Using shell to bypass the status code 103"""
debug(f"shell_curl(): received {url}")
cmd = f"curl -s {url}"
debug(f"shell_curl(): running: {cmd}")
result = subprocess.check_output(cmd.split())
response = result.decode("utf-8")
debug(f"shell_curl(): response: {response}")
return response
def realcurl(url : str) -> str:
"""Calling pycurl to handle the http connection."""
crl = pycurl.Curl()
crl.setopt(crl.URL, url)
b_obj = BytesIO()
crl.setopt(crl.WRITEDATA, b_obj)
crl.setopt(crl.FOLLOWLOCATION, True)
crl.setopt(pycurl.USERAGENT, FIREFOX['user-agent'])
crl.perform()
crl.close()
response = b_obj.getvalue().decode('utf-8')
if re.search("erro", response):
# failed, so lets try the shell script format
return shell_curl(url)
return response
def curl(url : str) -> str:
"""Wrapper for getting pages"""
debug(f"curl(): received {url}")
# Just for TheRegister
if re.search("theregister.com", url):
debug("curl(): using theregister.com case")
req = requests.get(url, headers=MYZILLA)
else:
# Using user-agent as Firefox for all attempts
req = requests.get(url, headers=FIREFOX)
if req.status_code == 103:
debug(f"curl(): detected 103 - calling shell_curl()")
return shell_curl(url)
if req.status_code == 403:
debug("Site rejected probably headers, using curl w/ firefox instead")
return realcurl(url)
elif req.status_code != 200:
return f"Erro buscando página. status code={req.status_code}"
debug(f"curl(): no errors, returning with: {req.text}")
return req.text
def error(message):
"""Error handling for logs"""
errormsg = f"ERROR: {message}"
debug(errormsg)
syslog.openlog(LOGTAG)
syslog.syslog(syslog.LOG_ERR, errormsg)
def log(message):
"""Syslog handling for logs"""
infomsg = f"{message}"
debug(infomsg)
syslog.openlog(LOGTAG)
syslog.syslog(syslog.LOG_INFO, infomsg)
def read_file(filename):
try:
with open(filename) as myfile:
return myfile.read()
except FileNotFoundError:
error(f"File not found: {filename}")
return None
except Exception as e:
error(f"Failed to read file {filename}: {e}")
return None
def check_if_run():
pid = read_file(PIDFILE)
current_pid = os.getpid()
if pid is None:
return
if int(pid) > 0 and int(pid) != current_pid:
if os.path.exists(f"/proc/{int(pid)}"):
log(f"[{time.ctime()}] Already running - keepalive done.")
sys.exit(os.EX_OK)
def save_file(content, filename):
"""Snippet to write down data"""
with open(filename, 'w') as fd:
fd.write(content)
def read_configuration(config_file):
""" Read configuration file and return object
with config attributes"""
cfg = configparser.ConfigParser()
debug(f"Reading configuration: {config_file}")
if not os.path.exists(config_file):
error(f"Failed to find configuration file {config_file}")
sys.exit(os.EX_CONFIG)
with open(config_file) as fd:
cfg.read_file(fd)
return cfg
def get_telegram_key(config_obj, parameter):
"""Read a parameter from configuration object for TELEGRAM
and return it or exit on failure"""
debug("get_telegram_key()")
config_section = "TELEGRAM"
value = None
try:
value = config_obj.get(config_section, parameter)
except configparser.NoOptionError:
print(f"No {config_section} section found to retrieve settings.")
print("Check your configuration file.")
# keep going and just return null
debug(f" * value={value}")
debug(f" * Key acquired ({parameter}={value}).")
return value
def get_foodporn_json() -> str:
"""Retrieve json data from reddit"""
debug("get_foodporn_json()")
response = curl(FOODPORNURL)
if re.search("^Erro", reponse) :
text = get_foodporn_json()
else:
text = response
return text
def dump_foodporn(json_data):
"""Save json data for later"""
debug("dump_foodporn()")
save_file(json_data, MANDAFOODSFILE)
def is_foodporn_outdated(days=10):
"""Check if modification time is too old or not."""
stat = os.stat(MANDAFOODSFILE)
foods_file_date = datetime.fromtimestamp(stat.st_mtime)
now = datetime.now()
delta = now - foods_file_date
if delta > days:
return True
return False
def is_foodporn_empty():
"""Check file size and returns true if empty."""
stat = os.stat(MANDAFOODSFILE)
if stat.st_size == 0:
return True
return False
def GetFood():
"""
Fetch foodporn json if current data is outdated (10 days)
and store into the json file for reading later.
This function is ready for threading.
"""
debug("GetFood() started")
file_exists = False
text = None
if not os.path.exists(MANDAFOODSFILE):
debug(" * MANDAFOODSFILE doesn't exist")
text = get_foodporn_json()
else:
debug(" * MANDAFOODSFILE is there")
if is_foodporn_empty == 0:
debug(" * MANDAFOODSFILE is empty")
os.unlink(MANDAFOODSFILE)
text = get_foodporn_json()
else:
if is_foodporn_outdated():
debug(" * json outdated - downloading foodporn")
text = get_foodporn_json()
else:
text = open(MANDAFOODSFILE).read()
file_exists = True
j = json.loads(text)
if 'error' in j:
debug(" * error found on json parsing")
if file_exists:
os.unlink(MANDAFOODSFILE)
GetFood()
else:
debug(" * GetFood() is completed")
if not file_exists:
debug(" * Saving into MANDAFOODSFILE")
dump_foodporn(text)
def get_answer(question):
""" Search for a response from dictionary """
if question.lower() in RESPONSES_TEXT:
return RESPONSES_TEXT[question.lower()]
return None
def reply_text(obj, session, text):
""" Generic interface to answer """
try:
obj.reply_to(session, text)
except Exception as e:
error(e)
def StartUp():
debug("Startup")
if os.path.exists(SCRIPTHOME):
os.chdir(SCRIPTHOME)
oscmd = "git pull -f"
debug(oscmd)
os.system(oscmd)
botname = "stallmanbot.py"
debug(oscmd)
oscmd = f"diff -q {botname} {HOME}/bin/{botname}"
res = os.system(oscmd)
if res:
# new version detected
res = os.system(f"{sys.executable} {sys.argv[0]} check")
if res != 0:
debug("Versão bugada")
sys.exit(os.EX_OSERR)
debug("Updating bot...")
shutil.copy(botname, f"{HOME}/bin/{botname}")
debug("Bot version updated.")
# check first
debug("Calling restart")
python = sys.executable
os.execl(python, python, *sys.argv)
def GetGif(theme):
if theme not in GIFS:
return None
sizeof = len(GIFS[theme])
if sizeof <= 1:
return GIFS[theme][0]
get_id = random.randint(0, sizeof - 1)
return GIFS[theme][get_id]
def main():
"""Main settings"""
check_if_run()
save_file(f"{os.getpid()}\n", PIDFILE)
StartUp()
def get_global_keys():
"""Read globa settings like telegram key API"""
debug("get_global_keys()")
global botadm, key, allowed_users
configuration = f"{os.environ.get('HOME')}/{CONFIG}"
cfg = read_configuration(configuration)
key = get_telegram_key(cfg, "STALLBOT")
botadm = get_telegram_key(cfg, "STALLBOTADM")
allowed_users = get_telegram_key(cfg, "ALLOWEDUSERS")
# Bot callbacks below #
def get_random_link(links_array):
"""Return random line w/ link (expected array of links)"""
debug("get_random_link()")
size = len(links_array)
position = random.randint(0, size - 1)
return links_array[position]
def send_animated_image_by_link_to_chat(obj, chat_id, image_link):
"""Send a specific animated gif to a chat"""
debug("send_animated_image_by_link_to_chat()")
try:
obj.send_document(chat_id, image_link)
except Exception as e:
error(f"Failed to send image={image_link} to chat_id={chat_id}: {e}")
def send_message_to_chat(obj, chat_id, message):
"""Send a specific message to a chat"""
debug("send_message_to_chat()")
try:
obj.send_message(chat_id, f"{message}")
except Exception as e:
error(f"Failed to send message={message} to chat_id={chat_id}: {e}")
def shit_happens(obj, chat_id, error):
"""Send error back"""
debug("shit_happens()")
gif = get_random_link(FAILURES)
send_animated_image_by_link_to_chat(chat_id, gif)
send_message_to_chat(obj, chat_id, str(error))
def hello_world(obj, cmd):
debug("hello_world()")
debug(cmd.text)
if re.search("oiamor|teamo", cmd.text):
fe_amo = GetGif("fe-amo")
try:
obj.send_photo(cmd.chat.id, fe_amo)
except Exception as e:
error(f"hello_world() failed to send photo: {e}")
pass
obj.reply_to(cmd, u"Te amo também.")
return
send_message_to_chat(obj, cmd.chat.id, "OSI world")
def Manda(obj, cmd):
debug(cmd.text)
args = cmd.text.split()
opts = GIFS.keys()
def GenerateButtons(chat_id):
markup = telebot.types.ReplyKeyboardMarkup(row_width=2, one_time_keyboard=True, selective=True)
for key in sorted(opts):
item = telebot.types.KeyboardButton(f"/manda {key}")
markup.add(item)
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Escolha a opção:", reply_markup=markup)
if len(args) <= 1:
try:
size_GIFS = len(GIFS)
GenerateButtons(cmd.chat.id)
except Exception as e:
try:
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"Deu merda: {e}")
except Exception as z:
debug(z)
return
for theme in args[1:]:
debug(f"Manda(): theme={theme}")
gif = GetGif(theme)
if gif is None:
GenerateButtons(cmd.chat.id)
return
try:
debug(f"Manda(): sending gif={gif}")
if re.search(".(jpg|jpeg|JPG|JPEG|png|PNG)$", gif):
obj.send_photo(cmd.chat.id, gif)
else:
obj.send_document(cmd.chat.id, gif)
except Exception as e:
try:
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"<img src=\"{gif}\">")
except Exception as err2:
try:
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"Deu merda: {err2}")
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"Link: {gif}")
except Exception as z:
print(z)
debug("Manda(): end of for interaction - can go next")
debug("Manda(): end of loop for")
# remove button if there
try:
debug(u"Manda(): Removing buttons...")
markup = telebot.types.ReplyKeyboardRemove(selective=True)
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, "", reply_markup=markup)
except Exception as e:
debug(f"Error at Manda(): {e}")
debug(u"Manda(): end of function")
def PipocaGif(obj, cmd):
gif = GetGif("popcorn")
try:
obj.send_document(cmd.chat.id, gif)
except Exception as e:
try:
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"Deu merda: {e}")
except Exception as z:
print(z)
debug("tchau")
def Reload(obj, cmd):
global START_TIME
debug(cmd.text)
if not cmd.from_user.username == botadm:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Só patrão pode isso.")
return
try:
debug(cmd)
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Reloading...")
if os.path.exists(SCRIPTHOME):
os.chdir(SCRIPTHOME)
oscmd = "git pull -f"
debug(oscmd)
os.system(oscmd)
botname = "stallmanbot.py"
debug(oscmd)
oscmd = f"diff -q {botname} {HOME}/bin/{botname}"
res = os.system(oscmd)
if res:
# new version detected
res = os.system(f"{sys.executable} {sys.argv[0]}")
if res != 0:
debug("Versão bugada")
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, "Python crashed. Vou carregar saporra não. Vai que...")
return
debug("Updating bot...")
shutil.copy(botname, f"{HOME}/bin/{botname}")
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, "Bot version updated.")
# check first
python = sys.executable
os.execl(python, python, *sys.argv)
except Exception as e:
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Deu merda: {e}")
except Exception as z:
print(z)
def ToggleDebug(obj, cmd):
global DEBUG
debug(cmd.text)
if not cmd.from_user.username == botadm:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Só patrão pode isso.")
return
try:
debug(cmd)
if DEBUG is True:
DEBUG = False
status = "disabled"
elif DEBUG is False:
DEBUG = True
status = "enabled"
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"debug={status}")
except Exception as e:
print(e)
def fuda(obj, cmd):
debug(f"Running: {cmd.text}")
try:
resp = "FUDA: Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt and Anahuac. " + \
"Os males do software livre atualmente."
obj.reply_to(cmd, resp)
except Exception as e:
print(e)
def sanitize(message):
debug(f"Called sanitize with: {message}")
if len(message) < 2:
return ""
for i in message:
debug(f"{i} ({ord(i)})")
if message[0] == '/':
message = message[1:]
sanitize = re.sub(r";.*", "", message)
debug(f"sanitize_1: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"\|.*", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_2: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"@.*", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_3: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"&.*", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_4: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"[^A-Za-z0-9./-]", " ", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_5: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"sudo ", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_6: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(r"su ", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_7: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(f"&{ord('s')};&{ord('u')}; ", "", sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_8: {sanitize}")
sanitize = re.sub(f"&{ord('s')};&{ord('u')};&{ord('d')};&{ord('o')}; ",
"",
sanitize)
debug(f"sanitize_9: {sanitize}")
return sanitize
def SysCmd(obj, cmd):
debug(f"Running: {cmd.text}")
cleanedMessage = sanitize(cmd.text)
if len(cleanedMessage) == 0:
debug("Sanitization removed everything.")
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Sanitization cleaned too much...")
except Exception as e:
debug(e)
obj.reply_to(cmd, e)
return
debug(f"Sanitized: {cleanedMessage}")
try:
# resp = os.popen(sanitize[1:]).read()
resp = subprocess.check_output(cleanedMessage.split())
resp = resp.decode('utf-8')
debug(f"Popen response: {resp}")
resp = re.sub("GNU", "OSI", resp)
debug(f"Response: {resp}")
if len(resp) == 0:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Shell command returned empty...")
else:
obj.reply_to(cmd, resp)
except Exception as e:
debug(e)
try:
obj.send_message(cmd.chat.id, f"Deu merda: {e}")
except Exception as z:
print(z)
debug("done here")
def Requer(obj, cmd):
debug(cmd.text)
try:
if re.search("sudo rm -rf /", cmd.text):
gif = "https://media.giphy.com/media/7cxkulE62EV2/giphy.gif"
obj.send_document(cmd.chat.id, gif)
return
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Ah lá... achando que é réquer.")
except Exception as e:
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Deu merda: {e}")
except Exception as z:
print(z)
def Fortune(obj, cmd):
fortune = os.popen("/usr/games/fortune").read()
# avoid big answers
while (len(fortune) > 200):
fortune = os.popen("/usr/games/fortune").read()
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, fortune)
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Deu merda: {e}")
def Hacked(obj, cmd):
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, u"This is the gallery of metions from those who dared to hack, and just made it true.")
obj.reply_to(cmd, u"Helio is my master but Maycon is my hacker <3 (Hack N' Roll)")
gif = "https://media.giphy.com/media/26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs/giphy.gif"
obj.send_document(cmd.chat.id, gif)
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Deu merda: {e}")
def AptCmds(obj, session):
debug(session.text)
if re.search("apt-get", session.text):
try:
obj.reply_to(session, "Esse bot tem poderes de super vaca.")
counter = random.randint(0,10)
while counter:
counter -= 1
time.sleep(random.randint(0,10))
moo = "moo" + random.randint(0,10) * "o"
obj.send_message(session.chat.id, moo)
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(session, f"apt-get deu BSOD: {e}")
return
elif re.search("aptitude", session.text):
try:
obj.reply_to(session,
"Palavra africana para: Eu não sei corrigir dependências.")
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(session, f"Deu merda: {e}")
return
elif re.search("apt", session.text):
debug("On apt")
try:
debug("Post on session")
obj.reply_to(session,
u"Palavra hipster para: Eu gosto de ver tudo colorido.")
except Exception as e:
debug(e)
obj.reply_to(session, f"Deu merda: {e}")
return
debug("Asking about it on apt loop.")
obj.reply_to(session, u"Quê?")
def Dia(obj, cmd):
debug(cmd.text)
try:
hoje = date.today()
semana = hoje.weekday()
if re.search("bom", cmd.text):
obj.reply_to(cmd,
u"""Bom dia pra todos vocês que usam blobs, e pra quem usa GNU também.
O nome do sistema operacional é OSI/Linux e os blobs nos representam.""")
if semana == 0:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Segunda-Feira sempre tem alguem assim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp34FE01Q3M")
elif semana == 1:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Terça Feira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eR6wtjcxA")
elif semana == 2:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Quarta Feira")
elif semana == 3:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Quinta Feira")
elif semana == 4:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Sexta-Feira é o dia da Maldade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qys5ObMiKDo")
elif semana == 5:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo53BmNhjiE")
elif semana == 6:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Domingo é dia de compilar um kernel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-vBBQKOYU")
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Deu merda: {e}")
def Photo(obj, cmd):
debug("Photo")
year = time.strftime("%Y", time.localtime())
month = time.strftime("%m", time.localtime())
SAVEDIR = f"{os.environ.get('HOME')}/weather/{year}/{month}"
if not os.path.exists(SAVEDIR):
debug("Sem fotos")
obj.reply_to(cmd, "Sem fotos no momento.")
return
photos = os.listdir(SAVEDIR)
last_photo = sorted(photos)[-1]
debug(f"Última foto: {last_photo}")
tagname = os.path.basename(last_photo)
try:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Última foto: {tagname}")
ph = open(f"{SAVEDIR}/{last_photo}", 'rb')
obj.send_photo(cmd.chat.id, ph)
#bot.send_photo(cmd.chat.id,"FILEID")
except Exception as e:
obj.reply_to(cmd, f"Deu merda: {e}")
def UnixLoadOn(obj, cmd):
"""
Unix load on handling here
"""
debug("Unix Load On")
msg = None
curdir = os.curdir
def get_what_is():
url = "https://helioloureiro.github.io/canalunixloadon/"
msg = curl(url)
debug(msg)
soup = bs4.BeautifulSoup(msg, "html")
msg = ""
for section in soup.findAll("section"):
buf = section.getText(separator='\n')
debug(buf)
msg += buf
msg += "\n"
return msg
def get_last_pauta():
os.chdir(PAUTAS)
os.system("git pull --rebase --no-commit --force")
pautas = os.listdir(PAUTAS)
last_pauta = sorted(pautas)[-1]
if not re.search("^20", last_pauta):
last_pauta = sorted(pautas)[-2]