Rap Battle

[khandelwal]

I challenge all of you to a rap battle, right here on Github. Bring your best rhymes.

[ascott1]

Shashank doesn't rhyme with preshrank

That's all I've got.

I MEAN

[rjmajma]

Call me Finn, cause I'm adventurin',
Looking for the place to lay this policy in,
Makin' decisions that leave you a has been,
Leave you so smoked I call your next of kin,
Rocking a rap genius you couldn't even dream,
Got me livin' at the top with the rest of the cream.

You should thank the stars I copped to this,
No way your story ends in bliss,
Come at me and you best not miss,
Call that a rhyme? You look remiss.
Now take stage left and walk on down,
And recognize that only this FOSer wears that crown.

[michellehood]

👑

[khandelwal]

Rap genius?
You ain't nothing but a crap genius,
Fake-it-till-you-make-it genius.

You wanna play this code game?
You need to make your tech name.

Put your Redhat on,
Pull out the Python.

Think that's a snake?
Just go be an extra in a remake.

Best get back to lawyerin',
Suit wearin',
Policy makin',
Memo writin',
Do nothing.

Imma be a maker,
Can not be a faker,
Catch me on the up swing,
You just felt the sun bling,
Meet the Hindi Rap King.

[iuloshi]

🙌 🙌 🙌

[khandelwal]

What you got @iuloshi? Let's hear some rap.

[rjmajma]

Sun bling? Sun king? Must be joking,
Rhymes so old they're rusting,
Clothes so mustard you're crusting,
Your code so slow it's bugging.

Challenge me and I'll pursue,
Think your code will save you?
Shouldn't ask for a redo,
Cause I'm that ideal you won't live up to.

Don't matter your reach,
You can't box with a god,
What I do you can't teach,
But reveals you a fraud.

Don't call your family and friends,
They'll be busy tying your loose ends,
You'll be begging me to make amends,
Your funeral? No one attends.

Suits and policy made my name,
You ain't heard? It's a learned game.
Now before you try again best check your aim,
And get off these coattails and make your own fame.

[khandelwal]

@seanherron I challenge you. What you got? Throw down some rhymes.

[khandelwal]

@rjmajma Amazing.

[theresaanna]

You guys. I can't even. This has made my life. The only thing better is fake_cm.

[rjmajma]

Y'all are sleeping on the G.O.A.T GitHub thread.

[jamiealbrecht]

Is this still a thing?

[stephanieosan]

What I see's a pair of peacocks,
Preenin' and puffin' out their chests,
Tech nerds acting more like tech jocks,
Oh, come on y'all, give it a rest.

Yeah your flows are smooth,
Sure your words have tooth,
But your meaning is uncouth.

Didn't your moms ever tell y'all?
If you ain't got anything nice to say,
Then please don't say shit at all.

[theresaanna]

@stephanieosan you better drop that mic cause I think you just won this thing.

[contolini]

[khandelwal]

[stephanieosan]

Shashank gets me.